zoebytheriver posts
Fresh out the shower and counting the days until I pick up my van from the builder for the final fucking time! They were supposed to finish up the final few jobs while I was visiting my Dad (I had it back for a couple weeks then dropped it back off before I flew out), but of course it’s taken longer than planned…but Friday is the day I’m getting my van back. And this time for good 🥺 I can...
I chose bl00dy mary’s, pool 🎱, and pizza today over going to the gym - my body needed a rest day as I ease back into my climbing routine lol 🫠 I was feeling antsy late night so decided to do some pull-ups and just move my body. I set up my camera at the end of my lil workout and had fun being my quirky, goofy self while struggling through some final pull-ups and stuffing sour jelly beans i...
A special treat cuz I'm just so damn thankful for you...and I look damn good with my fingers stuffed in my pussy 🥵🧡 Guess how many I can fit inside me 😜 I was horny as hell and wound up trying to fist myself - I couldn't get the angle just right but I've got an impromptu goal to work towards now lol. And for my first time trying on camera, I think I got pretty fuckin close! ...
Hey babes! In honor of my new and improved Premium Tip Menus that I'll be releasing later this evening, here are some oldies that no longer make the cut to be featured on my Menus. I figured I'd post these throwbacks on my feed instead so you can still enjoy 'em - for free - as a thank you for being here! I'm super proud of how much my content has evolved since I started making my...
I had to reschedule my flight back due to snowstorms - It was kinda chaotic, but I got to spend an extra day (and two nights) playing cards, drinking hot toddy's, smoking, and laughing with my fam around a fire in the backyard while it was snowing 🧡 It was perfect. . . . #tiedye #socks #glasses #420 #trippy #stonerbabe
Wanna hang, shmoak a doobie, and listen to jams with me while I wait for the laundry in the basement (which also happens to be my Dad’s art studio)? 😏 I wasn’t feeling too hot all day from the covid and flu vaccines I got yesterday. But I couldn’t resist sneaking a lil boobie and booty footage just for you 😘 more naughtiness to come when I’m back to 💯🧡
I’m visiting my Dad way up north for a lil bit ♥️❄️ Bittersweet because I was originally supposed to drive here in my van with my pup Panda to kick off my full-time van life adventures, but my van build delays meant I had to shift my plans due to weather/the season. Nevertheless, I’m grateful to spend quality time with my fam ♥️ I started my trip off on the right note with a lil fu...
The rock was wet and so was I 💦💦💦 I couldn't climb outside one day over the weekend because it had rained the day before, but I still managed to have a blast and show my ass...and then my photographer fucked me from behind cuz he was so turned on 😈...around the corner from another group that was climbing on wet rock... and then we wound up climbing indoors lol. A full fucking day ð...













