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i wanted to masturbate, but tonsils wanted to cuddle. thus w..

i wanted to masturbate, but tonsils wanted to cuddle. thus we are at an impasse

figured out a new way to take portrait-mode selfies (despite..

figured out a new way to take portrait-mode selfies (despite the fact that my iphone does not have a selfie portrait mode). last photo shows the lil trick!

my breasts get even bigger ... and heavier ... and more sore..

my breasts get even bigger ... and heavier ... and more sore ... when im on my period. take cute pics to cope with the ache 😭

sometimes i sleep like this. lil weighted blanket for my han..

sometimes i sleep like this. lil weighted blanket for my hand. very calming

🎵🎶 everybody wants to be a cat 🎶🎵

we have the windows open because it’s a lovely, breezy day, ..

we have the windows open because it’s a lovely, breezy day, but tonsils seemed a lil chilly so i laid out my winter coat for him and he curled up and went right to sleep

just lazin’ around (ft tonsils)

hey just a heads up, y’all should be saving your fave posts ..

hey just a heads up, y’all should be saving your fave posts because i could nuke them at any second if i get overcome with anxiety. #protip

which necklace best compliments my breasts?

because you asked me to shake for you

outtakes from the series today! i have very little real equi..

outtakes from the series today! i have very little real equipment and i appreciate the creative challenge of being resourceful in trying to set up shots. today’s content was made by propping up my phone on a copy of David Graeber’s “Debt: The First 5000 Years”, bracing it against a tub of Vaseline, and using my big Michigan mug’s handle against the side so the phone could lean forward a ...