Posts of "kimberlykilljoy"

You ask for what you want, but you get what I want.

You ask for what you want, but you get what *I* want.

Normally my feet don't really smell, but I have this one pai..

Normally my feet don't really smell, but I have this one pair of slip-ons that I wore with no socks during some particularly sweaty activities. Guess we know which ones I'll be wearing for foot bitch tonight 😈

Aching for me is the greatest pleasure

Even censored arches trigger beta foot bitches

Surrender is sexy. Go ahead, give in

Nothing is sacred except for me

If you want a better look, you'll let me step on your tongue

God won't save you. She's the one who introduced us ❤️

His sheets smell like me, but so does your bank account

Someone spent their morning kneeling in rice while they chow..

Someone spent their morning kneeling in rice while they chowed down on a delicious treat of puppy chow and jizz. How long do you think you could make it?

You love me. I love to treat you like the dog you are.

Named my tits Bonnie and Clyde because they're about to comm..

Named my tits Bonnie and Clyde because they're about to commit a robbery

If I've ever called you a disappointment, you owe me a Mothe..

If I've ever called you a disappointment, you owe me a Mother's Day gift 🎁

I'm fucking adorable 🧡

My kinks are now your kinks. Congratulations.

Sure, you can get a peek at my uncensored toes... after you ..

Sure, you can get a peek at my uncensored toes... after you hold your eyes wide open for me to kick dirt in them 💚

It isn't every day that I choose to collar a very good babe-..

It isn't every day that I choose to collar a very good babe- but yesterday was one of those days 💜

Getting looks all over town today while I've been traipsing ..

Getting looks all over town today while I've been traipsing around braless- but for those of you who don't get to be blessed with my daily presence, I made sure this selfie is completely beta-safe for consumption 😌