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I've just learned from this magazine that "Do the curtains m..

I've just learned from this magazine that "Do the curtains match the drapes?" doesn't always apply to home interiors...who knew?!

Behold! The magical powers of water duck boobs afford me. I..

Behold! The magical powers of water duck boobs afford me. It was that or conjuring bread. I kind of regret my choice now...

I'll be catching up on my messages on Monday - thank you for..

I'll be catching up on my messages on Monday - thank you for being patient ☺️

If you're enjoying my content on here, PLEASE vote for me! ..

If you're enjoying my content on here, PLEASE vote for me! https://twitter.com/MisuEevee/status/1481892798873882627?t=Ezn4GA-XdybewUDaZD3_kg&s=19

Panties > boxers Would you dare?

Do you like leather? Is it the way it smells? The softness? ..

Do you like leather? Is it the way it smells? The softness? Being ordered to polish leather boots? Tell me...

A quacking pair of tits, wouldn't you agree?

It's Thesaurus Day! So crack yours out and pick 3 unique w..

It's Thesaurus Day! So crack yours out and pick 3 unique words to describe me. You're not allowed to use words someone else has used!

Gosh! You really do think the worst of me! I'm not thinking ..

Gosh! You really do think the worst of me! I'm not thinking anything nefarious at all! I'm simply remembering a rather mischievous scene from a movie I watched recently... What? No! Of course I didn't watch you through the keyhole while you were wanking off to that weird video....certainly not!

I have named each and every one of these ducks... This one ..

I have named each and every one of these ducks... This one is Ducklas That's ButtQuack The one behind him is Donald Here's Doctor Waddlesworth That one over there is D-Bird There's Ducktor Who And this one is Clive.

Secret librarian

I do like having my legs in the air...

Ready to lead you into battle...a battle of your good sense...

Ready to lead you into battle...a battle of your good sense...and desire...

Apocalypse Ready... (THIS IS A PROP, OF!)

Have I ever told you about the time I bought 400 ducks? No? ..

Have I ever told you about the time I bought 400 ducks? No? Well, today is your lucky day! I was visiting a car boot sale when I spotted a load of ducks. "Sir! How much for the ducks?" I asked "£100," grunted the duck keeper. "Pah. I shall give you £10 for your ducks!" I parried. "Do you really want to take these ducks home? Of course not! I shall feed and clothe ...

I'm thinking of doing a live stream this weekend, but as I'm..

I'm thinking of doing a live stream this weekend, but as I'm still pretty immobile I'm not really sure what to do 🤔 any ideas?

Much of my magic consists of pondering whether or not my wan..

Much of my magic consists of pondering whether or not my wand would fit down your dick...

I can be rather feral But I'm still cute! Look! A bunny! ..

I can be rather feral But I'm still cute! Look! A bunny! I will only nibble...at first

You'd have that vacant look in your eyes too if I'd just dra..

You'd have that vacant look in your eyes too if I'd just drained you of cum ;)

This most certainly is not a jug of my p33 ready to pour all..

This most certainly is not a jug of my p33 ready to pour all over you, you cretin! What a filthy mind!

Seeing as a lot of you enjoy feet, here's a beautiful pictur..

Seeing as a lot of you enjoy feet, here's a beautiful picture of the inside of mine, confirming it is not broken! I have buggered my ligaments though, so will be taking it easy for a bit. But don't worry! I have lots of content lined up for you and will be using this time to do some editing and admin ^_^