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I"ve never understood when I'm parked in my car why men run ..

I"ve never understood when I'm parked in my car why men run up to it like they expect to see something interesting.

I am currently signed up for 5 other women's accounts to see..

I am currently signed up for 5 other women's accounts to see what content they produce and all I can tell you is I am definitely hetero. Also, noticing a big difference in male and female brain in that images themselves are not as erotic to me as personality. Personality to me is the flavor of the ice cream that makes you want to come back for more. What personalities turn you on, or is it mor...

I just think it's really funny in messaging someone can say ..

I just think it's really funny in messaging someone can say "meat me" but "me-t me" is restricted. So, will you? Meat me, that is. Ps. Fat pussy award goes to... I know. It's my super power.

These came up from my photo memories from 3 years ago today...

These came up from my photo memories from 3 years ago today. I was living in a dorm at Roehampton University in London, UK.

"Always stay close to this Heavenly Mother, because she is t..

"Always stay close to this Heavenly Mother, because she is the sea to be crossed to reach the shores of Eternal Splendour." -St Padre Pio (1887-1968) I was making videos for you in the bathtub last night and Virgin Mary, Mother of God appeared. I am afraid this is going to cost you extra. (Videos coming soon in messages.)

Remember to give yourself a few moments today to get in touc..

Remember to give yourself a few moments today to get in touch with what is sacred.

While I'm waiting for time to come up with some new content,..

While I'm waiting for time to come up with some new content, these are some pictures from when I was traveling cross country, solo in my SUV for 6 months 2 years ago, after just returning from Hawaii and England. I was often traveling through a couple of states a day staying at a different motel a night. While I am glad I was able to do it, (after the first half of my life being spent in one p...

Tip this flirty fox $15 to save the baby bunnies who are alm..

Tip this flirty fox $15 to save the baby bunnies who are almost otherwise certainly dinner.

Tip me $20 to remove the clown ball from my nose and put it ..

Tip me $20 to remove the clown ball from my nose and put it in my vagina. 😉

Tip $10 to remove.the soapy heart bubbles and know that you ..

Tip $10 to remove.the soapy heart bubbles and know that you are loved by something strong, soft, and wonderful. 💕💕💕💕

Fredriech Nietzsche once said: "Stare into a man's hairy ass..

Fredriech Nietzsche once said: "Stare into a man's hairy ass long enough and you become it." (Or something like that.) Titties won tonight's poll! Not one vote for man's hairy ass. Thank you to everyone who voted. Uncensored, unfiltered titties will be sent to your inbox by morning for voting for team titty. Sweet Dreams Heaven Sent

I've been posting more of my bad monkey's ass and less of my..

I've been posting more of my bad monkey's ass and less of myself the last day or two. God bless all the hairy little eager buttholes of the world. But it's time.for another poll. More titties and less shitties? Or more shitties and less titties?

You can keep a secret, can't you?

My name is Madelyn, but special friends call me Nixie. Come ..

My name is Madelyn, but special friends call me Nixie. Come on in, the water's fine. 😘

Will this naughty lil monkey ever find redemption? Probably ..

Will this naughty lil monkey ever find redemption? Probably not really. But if you tip me $25 you can see a very bad lil simeon achieve temporary salvation. His eternal soul isn't up to me. Or is it?

Cow Tipping Challenge! Sorry guys. I just spent way too muc..

Cow Tipping Challenge! Sorry guys. I just spent way too much time on a Georgia farm. But I am currently in Tampa, so will be more cosmo soon. Anyway, it's fun to role play. Maisy Moo Cow may soon be a favorite character. 😄 Tip Maisy Moo to turn her into a woman inside your in box.

Any KISS fans out there?

Remember when we were kids and they told us one day we could..

Remember when we were kids and they told us one day we could be President of the United States and other lies? Tip me $5 to watch me ruin my chance at political office.

I may have a fetish for Airstream trailers and big Tom turke..

I may have a fetish for Airstream trailers and big Tom turkeys, .but that doesn't mean I'm a bad person, does it?

Had a naughty 3 legged monkey show up for Halloween tonight...

Had a naughty 3 legged monkey show up for Halloween tonight. But did I trick him or did I treat him? Videos coming soon!

Who wants to be my l'il monkey? 🙉🙈🙊

Happy one month OF Anniversary to me! I have had a blast so ..

Happy one month OF Anniversary to me! I have had a blast so far and your subscriptions and tips have funded 2 weeks exploring beautiful fall colors in the Southern Ozarks for me. Thank you! I appreciate you so much! Since I am brand spanking new to this world and lifestyle, I intend to subscribe to two new girls a month to gain some perspective and ideas for what good content is, as well as suppo...