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Don’t tell anyone but I have a crush on you 🫦
Don’t tell anyone but I have a crush on you 🫦
Good morning (say it back)
Good morning (say it back)
wait stop look at my boobs
wait stop look at my boobs
Are you a dog or cat person?
Are you a dog or cat person?
Before you take me home, we have to build up the excitement ..
Before you take me home, we have to build up the excitement - me in black or white? ;)
If you saw me by the pool wearing this, it's VERY easy for y..
If you saw me by the pool wearing this, it's VERY easy for you to approach me ... so many opening lines you could use! ;p
What could I say or text to you that would get you hot immed..
What could I say or text to you that would get you hot immediately? 🥹
POV: I wake you up to take your breakfast order
POV: I wake you up to take your breakfast order
You ontop...where? 🫢
You ontop...where? 🫢
You receive this voicenote from me first thing in the mornin..
You receive this voicenote from me first thing in the morning...WHAT DO YOU DO?
I’d rather sit on smth else 🙄
I’d rather sit on smth else 🙄
Him: I want to take you to a fancy restaurant for a datenigh..
Him: I want to take you to a fancy restaurant for a datenight Me in my head: Fail, next. I want to stay and watch Netflix (& Chill) 🤭
if i were in distress… would you be the knight who rescues m..
if i were in distress… would you be the knight who rescues me?
Could you beat me in a pillow fight?
Could you beat me in a pillow fight?
If your wife/gf doesn't greet you like this when you walk in..
If your wife/gf doesn't greet you like this when you walk in from work ... it's time to replace her with someone like me 😉
Who here gets in morning cardio? IN THE SUN!!!!
Who here gets in morning cardio? IN THE SUN!!!!
Me for breakfast? 🥹
Me for breakfast? 🥹
1, 2, 3 or 4? 😏 😉
1, 2, 3 or 4? 😏 😉
Thank you to everyone for the birthday gifts! I've sent cust..
Thank you to everyone for the birthday gifts! I've sent custom videos out individually to everyone who sent me something 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I'm feeling really naughty today ... SOOOOO, pick one 🤭🤭🤭
I'm feeling really naughty today ... SOOOOO, pick one 🤭🤭🤭
I'm sitting alone - You see me from a distance What's your m..
I'm sitting alone - You see me from a distance What's your move to get my number and take me out on a date? ;)
Your favorite drink? 🍹
Your favorite drink? 🍹
you should be GOONING right now! 😤
you should be GOONING right now! 😤
Mirror mirror on the wall...whose OF is the best of all 😛
Mirror mirror on the wall...whose OF is the best of all 😛
who want me
who want me
Just for you because... It's the day AFTER my birthday 😜
Just for you because... It's the day AFTER my birthday 😜
Because it's my Birthday today, TIP anything you want under ..
Because it's my Birthday today, TIP anything you want under this post and I'll send you 1 of the videos I recorded of myself teasing you! 🍰♡ ༘*.ﾟ🧸🎀
Happy Birthday to ME! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 (Going to do a little sale just ..
Happy Birthday to ME! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 (Going to do a little sale just for today only, I'll post soon about that!)
You take me out on our first date - I'm wearing this, where ..
You take me out on our first date - I'm wearing this, where are you taking me?
If we live together, you should be prepared to WAIT A LONG T..
If we live together, you should be prepared to WAIT A LONG TIME because when you need to go, I need to do things like this - Can you handle that? 😛
