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I've fallen and I can't get up
I've fallen and I can't get up
Hey, sup
Hey, sup
It sure beats doing chores, if you know what I mean
It sure beats doing chores, if you know what I mean
Off to work! FML
Off to work! FML
A24 and Hideo Kojima are teaming up to make a Death Strandin..
A24 and Hideo Kojima are teaming up to make a Death Stranding movie! I can't imagine better news
Some days I just can't come up with something
Some days I just can't come up with something
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed..
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
What’s the best temp to keep your apartment at in your opini..
What’s the best temp to keep your apartment at in your opinion?
I recently bought two new pillows, and it’s basically heaven..
I recently bought two new pillows, and it’s basically heaven
Really missing summer and the creek today 😤
Really missing summer and the creek today 😤
That’ll do 🐷
That’ll do 🐷
I did not reach my outdoor quota today, in case you were cur..
I did not reach my outdoor quota today, in case you were curious
Ignore my dirty mirror please 🤗
Ignore my dirty mirror please 🤗
Good to be back 🫡
Good to be back 🫡
You know what, you don't always need a caption, know what I'..
You know what, you don't always need a caption, know what I'm sayin'
Omg, watch the Chernobyl miniseries if you haven’t. The pict..
Omg, watch the Chernobyl miniseries if you haven’t. The picture is unrelated
I've been a bit busy and distracted for a bit, so I'm sorry ..
I've been a bit busy and distracted for a bit, so I'm sorry for the delay in posts and stuff!
I wish I could wake up in my tent every morning 😔
I wish I could wake up in my tent every morning 😔
The Creature from the Boob Lagoon
The Creature from the Boob Lagoon
Wanna play skate
Wanna play skate
I need to get some panties with a tighter waist band, appare..
I need to get some panties with a tighter waist band, apparently
Myrtle B. Chillin is actually my full name
Myrtle B. Chillin is actually my full name
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the differenc..
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman."5 brownie points if you know the reference. No cheating!
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
As I went down to the river to play Studying about that good..
As I went down to the river to play Studying about that good old way
"Myrtle in stillness, Yoga pants hug her butt's form, Cliffs..
"Myrtle in stillness, Yoga pants hug her butt's form, Cliffs whisper secrets."-Unknown haiku
