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Who Killed the DCEU (Uncensored Patreon Cut)

This video originally released in 2018, and was super popular for awhile! Sadly, it was demonetized by YouTube for references to real world tragedies and a few edgy jokes, and YouTube blacklisted it from search results.Anyway, I've now uploaded a neutered version to YouTube. The uncensored cut will live here on Patreon. Enjoy it if you're never seen it before!

[VITOTRAX] Jingle All The Way

This is maybe my favorite Christmas movie! I watched it through with my good friends Dick & Sean and we now present our full audio commentary track for your listening pleasure!As a note, this was recorded with the STANDARD version of the movie. It will not sync up correctly with the extended cut. We found the standard version available for rent on Amazon, but you should be able to find it just abo...

Disney Blocked My Rise of Skywalker Review

Disney has blocked Rise of Skywalker: A Cinematic Failure WORLDWIDE. That video was making me a few hundred dollars in ad revenue every month, which is now gone. As such, I must again stress that you guys on Patreon are the ones who make this all possible. Even when the major studios unite in the spirit of fucking small creators like me, I can keep soldiering on and making content even without tha...

Mandalorian Finale Review (SPOILERS!)

We did it fam. We reviewed every episode. Now we can rest.

Cyberpunk 2077 Review (UNCENSORED Patreon Cut)

I couldn't resist

Disney Planning 11 New Star Wars Spinoffs!

What a nightmare...

Game Journalists Try To CANCEL The Quartering

Can't believe these bozos are forcing me to defend Jeremy! HERE WE GO!!!

The Mandalorian Review | Chapter 13: The Jedi

I'M GONNA REVIEW EVERY DANG EPISODE OF THIS SHOW I SWEAR IT

The Mandalorian Review | Chapter 12: The Siege

I am committed to reviewing this entire season even if it kills me

Mandalorian S02E04 "The Siege" [VITOTRAX]

Full commentary track for the The Mandalorian Chapter 12: The Siege. Just sync up this audio file with the episode and hit play to hear my EXPERT critical commentary!Spoiler: I am getting ready to quit this boring AF show

Mandalorian S02E03 | Episode Commentary [VITOTRAX]

Full commentary track for the The Mandalorian Chapter 11: The Heiress. Just sync up this audio file with the episode and hit play to hear my EXPERT critical commentary!(Sorry I didn't get this one up earlier!)

Mandalorian Review | Chapter 11: The Heiress

These have been a bit of practice for me, to see how quickly I can edit a review together. I' think I'm getting better at it!

Mandalorian S02E02 | Episode Commentary [VITOTRAX]

Full commentary track for the The Mandalorian Chapter 10: The Passenger. Just sync up this audio file with the episode and hit play to hear my EXPERT critical commentary!Spoiler alert: I liked this episode!

Mandalorian S02E02 Review (Patreon Cut)

FIXED UPLOAD

Thank You All So Much

Hey guys, just wanted to give a quick thank you to all of you for continuing to support me and my work. As many of you already know, this has been a very rough year for me personally, and knowing I have people like you, who truly understand and enjoy my comedy, is one of the few shining lights in this dark time.I've got a number of different projects in the works that I think many of you will ...

The Mandalorian S02E01 Review (Uncensored)

Disney copyright struck this one on YouTube, so Patreon is getting it before anyone else. Enjoy!

Mandalorian S02E01 | Episode Commentary [VITOTRAX]

Full commentary track for the The Mandalorian Season Two, Episode One: The Marshall. Just sync up this audio file with the episode and hit play to hear my EXPERT critical commentary!Spoiler alert: I was underwhelmed by this episode! If you want a more positive experience, maybe watch the episode first without me talking over it!

The Time Travel Murderer!

Couldn't not make a video on this guy, lol

New Video: Google Wants Your Money!

What have you guys been thinking about a week of straight Vito rants?

New Video: Disney Begging for Communist Money!

I'm sure some of you have noticed I've been doing a lot of trailer reactions lately. Hope you've been liking them. Let me know what you think!

NEW VIDEO: The Monster Hunter Movie Looks Like Trash!

WHO IS EXCITED FOR GARBAGE!?

The Evil Dead: Commentary Track

Have yourselves a happy Halloween with this Evil Dead audio commentary track! Watch the original The Evil Dead (1981) on Netflix (or elsewhere) and sync up this track for some good laughs!Featuring:Vito (The King)Dick Masterson (TheDickShow.com)Sean the Audio EngineerHope you enjoy it!

Mulan: Gotcha Edition (Uncensored Patreon Cut)

Not sure what to say about this one, other than I hope that you guys like it!Since this is the uncensored cut, you get to hear me say the f word and get an extended rants about some aspects of Chinese culture that have me a bit worried (lol).Now that this one's finally off my plate I have a bunch of other videos to get back to work on. Thanks for sticking with me folks!

Tell me if you don't want your name in credits!

Hey guys, I'm working on GOTCHA: Mulan Edition. People seem to really love the Gotcha portions from my other reviews so I want to see if it works as a standalone series.I'm going to put patreon credits on this one, so please comment or PM me if you don't want your name on it. I may still have the list of people who opted out on the last one but please resend just to make sure.I recorde...

MULAN: The Ultimate Mari Su (Uncensored Cut)

And you thought Rey was bad! Welcome to Mulan 2020, a story about a magic Chinese girl who discovers she has incredible force abilities... oh I'm sorry, I meant CHI abilities. Who easily overcomes every obstacle as the people around her watch in amazement, mystified by this goddess who walks among them. This movie is pure filtered trash. Here's my review.

Vito's Secret Vlog #1

Somebody had the cool idea for me to record Patreon exclusive vlogs. Just little updates about my life and what I'm working on. I thought it was a good idea, so here's the first one!Let me know what you think!

Commentary Track: BEYOND THUNDERDOME

Sat down with the boys for another hilarious movie commentary! Get yourself a copy of Mad Max 3 from your favorite streaming service and sync it up with this bad boy for a good ol' time!Watch a preview here: https://youtu.be/Rz4lIjHwcgk

VITO on the Richard Lewis Show

Awesome podcast, had a ton of fun. Definitely recommend giving it a listen!

Double Masters Unboxing!

I opened a box of magic cards. I found it interesting!Btw, I've decided my next two video essays will be about Star Wars. I know I'm beating a dead horse but this will be the year of Star Wars and then I never talk about it again.I just have to rip apart Force Awakens. It is my destiny.

VIDEO: Worst Wonder Woman Cover Ever!

Yikes! What was DC Comics thinking!? Let's take a look with another hot Vito rant!(Thanks for bearing with me folks. Been a tough month, going through some stuff, BUT I have a lot of new videos queued up. Just need to edit all this nonsense...)