Posts of "Haley Thistle"

The Eldritch Lover: Part One (complete)

Female Reader(cis) x Nonbinary MonsterThe summons came at a late hour, and work usually didn’t contact me until the morning on weekdays. Never after six, certainly never on weekends. This was strange, considering how consistent they had been. This job was strange, to say the least, but at least my employers were professional.It had been storming the last few days. The winds had been strong, and ...

July Mail Outs: Mailed

Updating to let you know that the mailouts for July are in the mail! So keep an eye out for them. Let me know if there are any issues or one has gone missing for you. I’ll try and fix it as best I can!

Vintage Misery: Part Five (special preview)

How many times was I going to sit in this diner under duress? I could only think that as I sat there staring at my coffee, rather than Neil using Mercy’s body to shovel food into his mouth like a hungry, hungry hippo eats marbles. It was kind of unnerving to see.“That’s not even your body,” I grunted. “You should be respectful.”“It’s just food.” Neil had one hand on a fork with h...

Vintage Misery: Part Four (rough draft)

Neil sat beside me in the cell, and that was pretty much the only thing I was registering. I had pretty much shut off everything else. There was no point in wasting energy on such things. I was here, I’d stay here, I’d probably rot here.“I’m sad to think that I may never have a burrito again,” Neil sighed. He slouched back against the wall and slid a bit against the seat. “That last on...

Alien Boyfriend: Alzun 3 (complete)

Part One & Part TwoFemale Reader x Male Monster (both cis)Hard work wasn’t something that Alzun is used to. Being prince, and a spoiled one at that, he’s more accustomed to travelling and holidaying. It was a good thing his parents put their feet down. After he came to you, he slowly recovered from his party boy habits. And his family became so supportive of your research, and interested in yo...

August 2021 Mailouts: Mr. Faire

For August we have Mr. Faire! Featuring artwork by @smogteeth, @chopshoppar, and @chronnellian. Go give them all a follow and doke love for their hard work. I also designed the monsters inside sticker, which is clear (so is the Carnival sticker) so you can stick it on anything and monsters will instantly be inside. Use wisely. Just like last month $50 get everything seen here. $20 get the print an...

Vintage Misery: Part Four (special preview)

Neil sat beside me in the cell, and that was pretty much the only thing I was registering. I had pretty much shut off everything else. There was no point in wasting energy on such things. I was here, I’d stay here, I’d probably rot here.“I’m sad to think that I may never have a burrito again,” Neil sighed. He slouched back against the wall and slid a bit against the seat. “That last on...

Vintage Misery: Part Three (rough draft)

I had a headache by the time I woke up. My neck hurt, which was probably what was leading to my headache. I sat up in the bed and looked around, eyes bleary, mind hazy. I was having trouble piecing together what had happened over the last day or so.The floor was wooden, so it was extremely cold to my bare feet. I hissed, considering staying in bed until it got warm. But everything was so dark, I c...

Werewolf Girlfriend: Sheba (complete)

Female Reader x Female Monster (both cis)It’s pouring rain as you drive, and somehow you know you’ve made a wrong turn. Not too long ago, you passed over a picturesque bridge, which you remember because you made a mental note to return to take a better look. But when you turned around to head back, the bridge was covered by the overflow of the river.“Oh, boy.” You sit in your car and stare...

Vintage Misery: Part Two (rough draft)

I just wanted to get out of this town. If Officer Pitbull had any say about it, I was suspect number one. This meant the possibility of him unearthing a slurry of unsavory facts about my family. Facts he could use to connect me to the murder of these two girls, or at least use as excuses.Beth took me to a twenty-four hour diner so we could talk. The place was quiet, filled with exhausted universit...

vintage Misery: Part Three (special preview)

I had a headache by the time I woke up. My neck hurt, which was probably what was leading to my headache. I sat up in the bed and looked around, eyes bleary, mind hazy. I was having trouble piecing together what had happened over the last day or so.The floor was wooden, so it was extremely cold to my bare feet. I hissed, considering staying in bed until it got warm. But everything was so dark, I c...

Kat the Vampire (complete)

Female Reader x Female Monster (both cis)Three years ago to the day, you met your girlfriend in a traveling carnival. She was a juggler and fire dancer, and she started off juggling bowling pins on fire before offering to show people how to walk on fiery coals. You volunteered, if only to get a bit closer to her. After that, you started going to the carnival each night just to see her.Now you feel...

Vintage Misery: Part Two (special preview)

I just wanted to get out of this town. If Officer Pitbull had any say about it, I was suspect number one. This meant the possibility of him unearthing a slurry of unsavory facts about my family. Facts he could use to connect me to the murder of these two girls, or at least use as excuses.Beth took me to a twenty-four hour diner so we could talk. The place was quiet, filled with exhausted universit...

Vintage Misery: Part One (rough draft)

I had learned a few things from smart cars salesmen, televangelists, and other hawkers of usually broken schloch. I learned to razzle dazzle to sell something that many didn’t believe existed. It did, in fact it was a thriving side of the world few could see. For most what I sold was a form of entertainment, move franchises, late night television hosted by busty goths. It was all too real for me...

Curran the Dullahan (complete)

female Reader x Male Monster (both cis)Several years ago, your husband was murdered - sacrificed by his own former coven. You were so immobilized by grief that all you could do was take care of your daughter, Daisy. You relied heavily on your own coven, who helped care for you and tried to mend the wounds the loss caused. Unfortunately, anger took hold of you, and in a moment of weakness you let i...

Novel Project: Characters That Need Names

I have FIVE characters right now in need of names. There's the Jokester, the Cool One, the mc's Sister, the Lady Villain, and the Banshee.If you'd like to name one of these characters and have a hand in their creation, please make a donation for the project or $10 or more! You'll also get access if you're not a $10 or up patron. Otherwise, make suggestions below for names and I...

Vintage Misery: Part One (special preview)

I had learned a few things from smart cars salesmen, televangelists, and other hawkers of usually broken schloch. I learned to razzle dazzle to sell something that many didn’t believe existed. It did, in fact it was a thriving side of the world few could see. For most what I sold was a form of entertainment, move franchises, late night television hosted by busty goths. It was all too real for me...

Demon Boyfriend: Felix 3 (rough draft)

I knew what I was doing when I chose the home I wanted to buy. It was perfect for my plans to run my doctor’s office out of it. But more than that I knew it lied directly between the demon village and the human one. I had no intention of turning away patients, no matter who they were. I was here to heal, here to save lives. I was not a judge or jury.It wasn’t long after moving in where I met F...

Brimer the Orc & Ciran the Drow (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster x Male MonsterA few years ago you were out getting eggs and bread to take back home, when you happened upon a performance. An orc was playing a lute and singing, and his voice was exceptionally lovely. You stopped in the small crowd to listen, and the orc smiled at you. For a moment you felt the beating of your heart skip, and in that same moment you became aware that ...

Demon Boyfriend: Felix 3 (special preview)

I knew what I was doing when I chose the home I wanted to buy. It was perfect for my plans to run my doctor’s office out of it. But more than that I knew it lied directly between the demon village and the human one. I had no intention of turning away patients, no matter who they were. I was here to heal, here to save lives. I was not a judge or jury.It wasn’t long after moving in where I met F...

Demon Boyfriend: Felix 2 (rough draft)

There is some sort of bug going through the town.I’ve had several parents come in wanting medicine for their kids, something to ease a cough, something else to help them sleep. Felix and I haven’t had a moment to finish our conversation as that’s what I have dealt with most of the evening. I’ve had to close down the store front so I have enough time to make more of the needed medicine for ...

Werewolf Boyfriend: Dean 3 (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster (both cis)It’s kind of funny, you have to admit. After all the serious talk about the paranormal, Dean’s little outburst is a good laugh. “I like roleplay as much as the next girl, but I’m trying to make us lunch,” you giggle.The serious look on Dean’s face doesn’t budge an inch. “No, I…”You sigh and return to the stove. “You tried, it’s okay. M...

Demon Boyfriend: Felix 2 (special preview)

There is some sort of bug going through the town.I’ve had several parents come in wanting medicine for their kids, something to ease a cough, something else to help them sleep. Felix and I haven’t had a moment to finish our conversation as that’s what I have dealt with most of the evening. I’ve had to close down the store front so I have enough time to make more of the needed medicine for ...

Demon Boyfriend: Felix (rough draft)

The shop is pretty quiet today, although I don’t expect it to stay that way for long. It’s never too peaceful for too long around these parts. Especially since I’m the closest thing to a doctor in these parts. Thanks to that, I’m never without full hands. I can appreciate the quiet when I have it. These days I revill in it. For the longest time there was no quiet, there was no peace here. ...

Werewolf Boyfriend: Dean 2 (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster (both cis)The new yoga class that Rosie is taking you to starts at the time you usually begin your workout. Actually, it starts an hour later, so you get to make yourself one of your rare fancy breakfasts. It’s not that fancy - you just add an avocado to your usual fare - but you get to savor it, which makes it extra fancy.You meet up with Rosie half way through your...

Demon Boyfriend: Felix (special preview)

The shop is pretty quiet today, although I don’t expect it to stay that way for long. It’s never too peaceful for too long around these parts. Especially since I’m the closest thing to a doctor in these parts. Thanks to that, I’m never without full hands. I can appreciate the quiet when I have it. These days I revill in it. For the longest time there was no quiet, there was no peace here. ...

Vampire Girlfriend: Tatiana 2 (rough draft)

The boys had been heckling me ever since I returned to the garage that night. It was all good fun, of course. But this was really a first for any of us. Me, Henry, Jimmy, and Reggie had all been brought up in the same house. A house our maker would never allow women to set foot into, not even to feed off them. Faulk and Jones were the only two who had any sort of interaction, and even they admitte...

Werewolf Boyfriend: Dean (complete)

Female Reader x Male Monster (both cis)Aside from the hassle of getting up, you’ve been enjoying early mornings. The town you live in is right near the ocean, so each morning during your jog to the gym, you get to see the sun rise over the sparkling water. You had always been a sleeping-in type, but when you decided to lose weight, it became clear that early morning was the only time you could w...

Commissions Are Open!

I am taking commissions slots for the rest of the year! Starting in late August and then onward! if you would like to get a commission, please read THIS first. It’ll hopefully answer all your questions.Make sure to fill out the form there. I also ask you be patient with my responses, I’m trying my best but I’ll will reply as soon as I can! if the email does not include the inquiry form I may...

Vampire Girlfriend: Tatiana 2 (special preview)

The boys had been heckling me ever since I returned to the garage that night. It was all good fun, of course. But this was really a first for any of us. Me, Henry, Jimmy, and Reggie had all been brought up in the same house. A house our maker would never allow women to set foot into, not even to feed off them. Faulk and Jones were the only two who had any sort of interaction, and even they admitte...