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Quick Note!
You may have noticed a couple of audios have disappeared! Including a recent Patron-exclusive. I've been going back and forth with Patreon for the past couple of weeks after some things have been flagged/hidden and I'm sort of tearing my hair out as a result.There will likely have to be some changes made in a few earlier audios over the next little while, as I try to navigate new guideline...
Early Access Audio wtf are numbers even idk: Your Yandere Mad Scientist Wife Keeps You Captive!
OH MY GOD IT'S FINISHED I SLEEP NOWYour Yandere Mad Scientist Wife Keeps You Captive!Your yandere mad scientist wife split herself--and after a failed trial run living with five versions of her, you convinced them to reintegrate. Or so you thought! One unwilling duplicate went rogue, disposed of the other four, and knocked you out after pretending to be Wife Prime! Now she's keeping you pr...
Update!
Mad Scientist Wife Finale is on the way! Promise! Un-fun IRL update: Everything got pushed back by a couple days because I went ass over teakettle down some stairs last Friday. Justtotallygot my shit rocked. I have like four sprains! As a result, I spent the weekend lying around in a pathetic whiny lump, covered in ice packs.I'm recovering okay but dude take it from me, if you can avoid that e...
Fall 2024 Patron-Exclusive Audio: Obsessive, Wicked Yandere Wife Dotes on You and Worships Your Evil!
Hiyo! Patreon exclusive time! This may have an alternate cut at some time in the future; I had an idea for the performance halfway through and may have to do it because it won't leave me alooooone.Anyway, I hope you enjoy!Obsessive, Wicked Yandere Wife Dotes on You and Worships Your Evil!Sigh. Being an unabashedly evil, sadistic villain is tough. Lately your mayhem, madness and maiming just la...
Quick update!
Happy Halloween! The Yandere Mad Scientist finale is temporarily postponed! I’m sorry. SOMEone is a dumb bitch who seriously overestimated her ability to edit this monster.(It’s me, hi, I’m the dumb bitch, it’s me.)My own script has kicked my ass, and I am accepting momentary defeat. For once, the unnecessarily complex sound design cues are coming from inside the house! (You know that scen...
Vanilla Velvet Audio Script: Yandere Mad Scientist Wife Finale!
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Early Access Audio #66: Saving a Scared Pumpkin Dryad Trapped in Your World
Hiyo! Early access time! Mad Scientist finale STILL isn't finished (6200 words atm, RIP me) it looks like that'll be the big Halloween audio, so I fell back on an alternate. It's very silly, and I hope you like it! Saving a Scared Pumpkin Dryad Trapped in Your WorldA monster girl fell through the veil between worlds and got reverse isekaied right into your neighborhood! If that isn'...
Fall 2024 Patron-Exclusive Audio: Stray (Slight) Yandere Neko Solicits You to Adopt Her
Time for another Patron exclusive! 🙌 I hope you like it.Stray (Slight) Yandere Neko Solicits You to Adopt HerFeeding the local stray neko has become part of your daily routine. She's so lonely, love-starved and pitiful you can't help yourself. Of course, the quickest way to accidentally get a cat to love you is to give it tasty snacks...and apparently that principle extends to cat girls...
Early Access Audio #65: Cocky Bounty Hunter Starts Falling For You
Hiyo! Early access time! Three scripts in one audio tonight! I planned to do the whole series of seven scripts, but there were sound design wrinkles. So, instead, Fall/Winter will be the season of sequels, it seems! Expect the finale in a month or three. I have a lot of OTHER sequels to get off my to-do list before then! ^^Still, I think it's a pretty satisfying arc as it is, with room for fut...
Quick Sneaky Peeks!
No preamble today! Gotta edit and record and such. Buuut I wanted to give at least a little update, including about the Yandere Mad Scienist finale!October 16th:Cocky Bounty Hunter Falls in Love With YouThis week's main channel audio, the Bounty Hunter seriesis FINALLY being made! Originally planned to be animated, I don't know if that will happen given everything else on my plate, but I&#...
Early Access Audio #64: Your Dorky Evil Queen (Girlfriend?!) Fights the Good Queen for You!
Audacity broke 🫠👍(Collab went bust too, btw. Ah well! Got some fun Juniper bloopers out of it!)In totallyunrelated news, I'm officially shifting my personal early access release "deadline" to Monday nights; maybe even Sunday if life keeps being weird. All these last minute issues lately are driving me up the wall.There will be a thumbnail update sometime today if I can swing it; ...
Patreon Exclusive Audios Poll!
Hiya! I've thrown together a list of about a dozen potential Patron-exclusive scripts for you to vote on! The results of the poll will help me decide which scripts to prioritize for exclusives over the next several months, though these aren't the only ones under consideration and won't be the only ones I fill. Please vote for as many as you like!PLEASE NOTE:Most of these are not terrib...
Quick update for the week + a couple lil sneak peeks!
Heyo! No regular weekly audio this week; I'm taking a quick break after Back to Ghoulto get everything ready for October. If all goes to plan there will be: 8 original shorts, 4 regular audios -- including (hopefully!) an original sequel script -- and 2 Patron exclusives this month. To whet your appetites, a couple peeks at what's coming down the pipeline!Upcoming finale for the Yandere Ma...
Fall 2024 Patron-Exclusive Audio: Married to Your Supervillain Nemesis
Ladies and Germs, it's time for some ✨CAMP✨And implied kink...And domestic bliss...It's a rich tapestry tonight. Enjoy!Married to Your Supervillain NemesisBy day, you’re enemies: the gallant hero and the diabolical villain. By night, you’re putting your little one to bed, before planning your third anniversary getaway. It’s definitely challenging to be a hero, a partner, AND a pa...
September Event Audio #13:⚓
Last audio of the event! WOO! Four scripts, 1+ hour of audio, and...a little itty bitty cliffhanger?! Yep. This is the first installment in a longer series!Tomorrow, expect a Patreon exclusive, too! Then, I sleep for a week.Enjoy!Outcast Vampire Starts Falling For YouOn a late stroll across the harbor, you meet a beautiful woman alone in the moonlight...an outcast vampire. But this monster girl is...
September Event Audio #12: 🦴
Instead of a meaningful preamble tonight, have a little ditty I cut from an adlib: T'ain't No Sin (to Take Off Your Skin and Dance Around in Your Bones)because at least a quarter of my internal songbook is rooted in vaudeville, apparently.I cut a lot of silly jokes I added from the end of this audio, because I ultimately felt it worked better with some genuine earnestness. That was one of ...
September Event Audio #11: 🙏
Insert preamble here. I may have actually fallen asleep on my couch while editing this...Anyway, another full series tonight! Yay! I hope you enjoy it. Yandere Cultist Says You’re an Eldritch God?!You wake chained to a bed with a yandere girl over you! But this desperate, needy NEET girl isn’t the average unhinged stalker, she insists you’re an eldritch creature in disguise—but you don’t...
Patron Exclusive Poll! Sequel scripts!
First big poll in awhile! Another is on the way soon! ^^So! I'm poking through my potential scripts for the rest of the year, and have been considering dipping into my stash of sequels. If I do, please help me decide which ones get made! Please choose as many as you like!Here's the list of audios I've done that have one or more follow-ups that I haven't tackled yet. There are more ...
September Event Audio #10:👑
Welp! This was supposed to be three scripts in one, but while I have all three recorded, sound design wound up being an issue, and the middle section sound quality went slightly wonky in a way I can't figure out yet. So, instead, I bring you the first installment! Which will go live on youtube tomorrow. More to come...someday! If I have time, maybe even tomorrow? And then I'll release the ...
September Event Audio #9: 🔥
It's that time again: early access! This is, I think, the absolute shortest audio of the event. I hope you like this little bite-sized break from the massive audios I've made so far! Because there will be more, oh yes, there WILL be more^^Enjoy!Hellhound Bartender Listens to Your TroublesDepressed, stressed, and down on your luck, you stumble into the Moonlight Lounge to drown your sorrows...
September Event Audio #8: 🚿
Hello, hello! Early access time! This early access audio goes out to all paid tiers, because I feel guilty! This is a last minute replacement in the Back to Ghoulschedule: the yandere slime wife script I planned for the event turned out to be too spicy for youtube. I tried recording it a couple of times, hated everything I was doing, kept deleting it, and I just couldn't figure out a way to ma...
September Event Audio #7: 😈 (Take 2!)
Patreon is letting me?? upload a full file???? Well, scratch last early access post, I guess! Here's a whole! hour! long! audio! Somehow? Is this a trick? Should I get an axe?Well, here you are! If the post doesn't break, I hope you enjoy!Your Jealous Demon Familiar Keeps Other Girls AwayAs a powerful Mage, you have a demon familiar! This monster girl servant is helpful, a bit mischievous,...
September Event Audio #6: 🌹
(early access dance break)Tonight, I bring you the shortest audio of the event so far! Still, I hope ya dig it. Possessive Beast Girl Takes You CaptiveYour allies betrayed you: trading you away to your sworn enemy! Now, you find yourself in a powerful beast's castle. But this cursed monster girl's motives may not be wicked, just as her magical roses may offer more than just the healing you...
Fall 2024 Patron-Exclusive Audio: Gentle, Submissive Yandere Mafia Princess Has to Dom You
Hello, hello, Patrons! It's time at last for our first Patreon exclusive audio of September! It's soft spoken, about fifteen minutes of speech and another ten of a gentle fireplace for sleep. I considered going "silly voice" with it, but I thought something comfy might be better during an already silly channel event.Enjoy!Gentle, Submissive Yandere Mafia Princess Has to Dom YouYour...
September Event Audio #5: 🔪
when will my ability to get early access out before 11 PM PST come home from the war?But I have another full series for you! Almost an hour in length and our first non-yandere of the event, as it happens!PLEASE NOTE:The vocal is muffled in parts (the speaker character wears a mask in certain scenes) so neither your headphones nor my mic have died. I just made a creative choice that may make the au...
September Event Audio #4: 🦋
lmao I swear I didn't realize I'd be doing FOUR stories with yandere vibes in a row until I was editing this...Anyway! I somewhat overestimated my ability to get stuff done this weekend! But what else is new? I didmanage to whittle multiple hours of raw audio down into their final forms. (This audio's 36 minutes was originally about 2 hours, just to give you an idea of how many retakes...
Anatomy of a Thumbnail: The Thumbnails of 2023 Part 2!
Second half of thumbnail breakdowns for non-event audios posted in 2023.As always, characters that didn't get much editing have been omitted from this list. And, expect some cleavage and outfits that are too spicy for youtube, but nothing too NSFW. 👀Forcing Your Enemy to Confess Her Feelings With a Truth PotionJewelry is a Clip Studio brush, which is no longer available; beads are also a br...
September Event Audio #3: 🪆
Hello! VERY late early access time, but I promise to make it up to you with like three early access audios posted over this weekend now that I have time to finish editing stuff. (I'm off all weekend, hallelujah!) The last gasp of summer has been nuts.Anyway, I hope you enjoy the audio!Lonely Cursed Doll Begs To Stay With YouThis broken doll has been terrorizing anyone who moves into "her&#...
September Event Audio #2: 🐈
Hi hi! Late early access again. I amtrying to get ahead, but...my schedule's still wonky from summer hours. Hopefully I'll get it straightened out by the weekend.Yandere Witch Makes You Her FamiliarYou saved a stranded girl at the side of the road, but your good deed backfired! She’s a yandere witch, and now she’s obsessed with making you hers...any way she can
