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Very Short Treks S1E1 "Skin a Cat"
I'mma bout to jimmy neutron this bitch
RIP SOYTREK.COM
we got fucked!
Galaxy Quest (1999)
I hope they fed rocks to their dog and threw it in the river for that mistake
Lower Decks S4E5 "Empathological Fallacies"
it tastes good when it's extra spidery, skip-bap-bibbida-doooo!
Free Hat!
Hey all! If anybody has put in an order with soytrek.com recently, let me know your order number and whether you'd like a Media Dungeon or Soy Trek hat! I've got a limited amount of hats left, and would prefer they find their way to our lovely patrons.
Classic Episode Poll
Hey all, we have three episodes and a movie for y'all to choose from this week! And they're all good (to some degree)! By Grabthar's Hammer!
soytrek.com is dying
you probably already heard, but we got the big, actually threatening cease and desist order from Paramount a couple days ago. soytrek.com will cease to sell star trek related merch on October 5th. The merch tier of the patreon will remain, so if you want to get merch after the deadline, sign up now!Otherwise, use code RIPSOYTREK at checkout for 20% off everything in the store.Thank you so much for...
Classic Episode Suggestions
alright folks, give us your suggestions for what classic trek episode (or pretty much any media we haven't reviewed) to review next week!
Dinner with Soy Trek: Big Pile of Dogshit
my parents gave me a trust fund #hustleculture
Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
blocking lasers is 55% of being a Jedi, the other 45% is not having sex
Lower Decks S4E4 "Something Borrowed, Something Green"
Madame G's Spot
Lower Decks S4E3 "The Cradle of Vexilon"
you know, a whole week makes a weak hole
Classic Episode Poll
Closes in 24 hours!
Classic Episode (or whatever) Suggestions!
Suggest what you want us to review next week! Here, or on any of the socials!
Dinner With Soy Trek
sex offender registry list, baby
Advice
what's in dad's butt?
TOS S3E6 "Spock's Brain"
Spock's Brain in the Membrane,Spock's Brain in the Brain
Interview: Marc Cushman
Marc Cushman is a living legend. Between his TOS tomes "These Are the Voyages: TOS", his series of Sex Trek porn parodies, and writing for Star Trek: The Next Generation, Marc has simply done everything we wish we could do in the Star Trek universe.Today, we discuss everything.
Classic Episode (and one movie) Poll
Here's our options for next week's classic review! Voting closes in 24 hours!
Dinner with Soy Trek: Bean & Potato Burritos
sonic is the new pagan goddess of fertility
VOY S4E9 "Year of Hell (pt. 2)"
are you gonna restrict my holodeck access?
VOY S4E8 "Year of Hell (pt. 1)"
Excuse me, but do you have the wife-guy password?
Classic Episode Suggestions
Hey! We need suggestions for what classic episode (or anything, really: movies, other shows, etc.) to review next week! I'll be taking them until 3pm pst tomorrow, first four make the list!
Blowback S1-3
Each season requires a different subscription, so if you'd like to catch up (each season is a different topic, so don't feel the need), here's the links:Blowback Season 1https://blowback.supportingcast.fm/content/eyJ0IjoicCIsImMiOiIyMDUxIiwidSI6IjEyMjY2MTMiLCJkIjoiMTY1ODcyMTM5MCIsImsiOjI4OH18MzRlODAxOWIxMWRjODA4ZTY2MWZjNzkwMjA1MTIyZjdjMDBkYTI0YzMxNmVjMjM1ZTUxY2JjNzQyYjhhNWYxYw.rssBlowb...
Updated Premium Podcasts
Hey all! A new season of my favorite history podcast, BLOWBACK, just came out. So I signed us all up. Just copy and paste the links of the podcasts into one of the following apps: Apple Podcast Castro Downcast OverCast Pocket Casts* Swoot Google PodcastsDelta Flyers:https://www.patreon.com/rss/TheDeltaFlyers?auth=9YzkswansuEMoG2a7ExEvKsRO6LqmdOfChapo Trap House:https://www.patreon.com/rss/chapotra...
Classic Episode Poll
Vote for what you want us to review next week! Voting closes at noon Sunday the 27th!
Dinner With Soy Trek: Sloppy Joes
I know you kids like em extra sloppy
Advice: Fuck Their Dad Edition
fuck their dad
