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S4E10: You Only Live Twice With No Notes

Thats right, it's a kind of round number of episodes- which means it's time once again to take a crack at our original pitch for Season 2!This week, Join us as we cast our minds back to 1960s Japan and 2021 Britain as we attempt to remember everything that happens in the movie You Only Live Twice without rewatching the film or referring back to our notes.Can we do it? I don't think so....

S4E9.5: Silence

This week on the Kill James Bond bonus feed, November has been allowed to pick a religious movie and, naturally, has chosen Martin Scorsese's 3-hour long motion picture adaptation of the popular 'trolley problem' thought experiment.Andrew Garfield stars as a Jesuit missionary sneaking into Japan during the repression of Christians to find his missing mentor Liam Neeson.---FREE PALESTIN...

S4E9: Inside Man

This week, Clive Owen has planned out the perfect heist. What's his secret? Doing Russian Sleep Experiment shit. Can Denzel Washington figure out what the hell is going on before Willem Dafoe and the NYPD just go in guns blazing?----FREE PALESTINEHey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. As a c...

S4E8.5: Devil's Advocate

It's Abi's bonus pick this week and we're sticking with the religious theme as we discuss the 1997 Keanu Reeves/Al Pacino movie Devil's Advocate. A slick floridian lawyer gets everything he ever wished for when a big New York firm scouts him- but what if that sucked actually?Joining us to talk about this is returning champion A.J. from The Worst of All Possible Worlds! https://www....

S4E8: Dog Day Afternoon

This week on the free feed, we're getting into not only a titan of Heist cinema, but a titan of early Al Pacino. You can imagine which of us was practically chewing the bars of their cell waiting to get to this one.Dog Day Afternoon is the true-ish story of a pair of men who held up a New York City bank in 1972, and every single thing that could have gone wrong went wrong. Joining us is friend...

S4E7.5: Wicker Man

This week, we're talking about agricultural horror with the wonderful Michaelfrom Worm from Home!The Wicker Man is a 1973 British folk horror starring Edward Woodward, Britt Ekland, and Christopher Lee. You may be familiar with it from an american remake starring Nick Cage, but we're talking about the real McCoy today babey.Check out Worm from Home Here!And please do donate to Maher's ...

S4E7: Ocean's 8

In the latter half of the 2010s, hollywood invented an idea called 'feminism'. What 'Feminism' consisted of was making new movies from studio-owned IPs, cast of entirely women.One example of this phenomenon is 'Ocean's 8', a movie about Danny Ocean's sister Debbie Ocean doing a girl heist for girl riches. For some reason we spoke about this for two full hours.-----F...

[Reupload] Trashfuture's 'The Devon Report ft. Kill James Bond'

About a year ago, when Dr (Now Baroness- that's Britain for you) Hillary Cass's 'Cass Report' first dropped, the three of us called our close friends on Trashfuture to discuss what the report was, what it emphatically wasn't, and what it would be used as regardless.With Trump's second term kicking off with a flurry of anti-trans shit, with the UK's ban on puberty blocke...

S4E6.5: Parasite

This week, you're getting a little treat here. We've been wanting to talk about Bong Joon Ho's Parasite for some time now, but we've never felt like we could do it alone. We've always been hunting for that perfect guest to survive the KJB Gauntlet where we invite learned academics on and then absolutely refuse to let them get a word in edgewise for anywhere up to two hours.This...

S4E6: Ocean's 13

Of this, i can say merely; it was a movie i watched in 2025-----FREE PALESTINEHey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. As a ceasefire has been announced, we hope soon plenty of Aid can get in and help alleviate the dire famine they're being subjected to. But until then, they still have to affo...

S4E5.5: Escape from L.A.

John Carpenter's Escape from New York is a classic. But John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. is almost the exact same story remade with all the sliders turned to 11.Snake Plissken is deployed into a post-Big One L.A., an area designated by the new christofascist US Government as the dumping ground for all criminals, to retrieve a superweapon stolen by the President's daughter- who was rad...

S4E5. Ocean's 12

Welcome to Kill James Bond 2025, and welcome back to the Ocean's series! Boy, we're only one sequel in and it's already getting VERY thin on the ground here.The Gang from 'Ocean's 11' continue to do heist nonsense in Europe.-----Donation links for the LA WildfiresClimate change will be experienced as a series of disasters filmed on mobile phones that get progressively close...

S4E4.5 Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones

Happy New Year from Kill James Bond!We offered you, on our twitter and bluesky accounts, the chance to vote on a movie for us to cover for this episode. You chose to make us watch the second star wars movie, and let it never be said that the Kill James Bond podcast shies away from adversity. So tonight, on the Free Feed, it's Attack of the Clones!The aged Galactic Republic is on the brink of w...

KJB Holiday Special 3: Die Hard with a Vengeance

It's the holiday season once again, so we're back with KJB Christmas Staple John McClane to check out yet another Die Hard movieIt's the holiday season once again, so we're back with KJB Christmas Staple John McClane to check out yet another Die Hard movie. And I gotta say, the first and second were maybe- MAYBE! - christmas movies. This one is set in the middle of a hot New York C...

S4E3.5: In Order Of Disappearance

This week on the Kill James Bond podcast we're honouring our ironclad commitment to international cinema by checking out this film from a small indie country they're calling 'Norway'. Apparently they could afford Stellan Skarsgard, so really good for them. Helping us to unpack this tale of revenge and isolation is Berlin-based artist and writer Ari Nielsson!Ari's writing can be...

S4E3: Ocean's Eleven (2001)

Alright, enough beating around the bush. Lets get into the good stuff.Let's take a look at 2001's smash hit Ocean's Eleven. Starring an ensemble cast of George Clooney, Matt Damon, and Don Cheadle, among others, A group of thieves attempt to rob three Vegas casinos simultaneously during a boxing match.But this would simply be too much to chew on our own- Joining us is our friend Brianf...

S4E2.5: Spice World

In the late 90s, close to half of british state intelligence apparatus and nearly 60% of the GDP was involved in some manner in maintaining a phenomenon known as 'cool Britannia'. The Spice Girls were a girl band formed from open auditions with the aim of creating a group capable of cutting across every demographic in britain, creating a cultural juggernaut that could rival the Britpop boy...

S4E2: Ocean's 11 (1960)

This week, we literally cannot help ourselves. No sooner are we free of the 1960s do we dive right back in to talk about the original Ocean's 11! This Rat Pack classic caper stars various white boys sure to make your nan point at the screen and pog out.-----FREE PALESTINEHey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily liv...

S4E1.5: Alps

It's Nova's Bonus so you'd better believe we're right back at it again with the Yorgos Lanthimos, we're talking about Alps- a movie about a group of people who start a company where they impersonate bereaved people's deceased relatives to help them through the grieving process.-----FREE PALESTINEHey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trap...

S4E1: Heat

Thats right folks, it's a whole new season, it's a whole new look (Courtesy of John Delucca), it's a whole new us! But in most of the really critical ways it is very much the same us.It's time for the long-awaited "Heist Szn"(sic)- and we open with a little film called Heat. You may have heard of it.Joining us is Dr. M.R. Geldof, host of the Dr Violence podcast!-----FREE PA...

S3E31.5: Air Doll

On this week's Bonus, it's Girls Night as Nova and Abi watch Air Doll, a movie about a blow-up doll that comes to life. I'll tell you this for free: it ain't about 9/11.Joining us is Lily Alexandre, video essayist and fellow Nebula creator, who's videos introduced Abi to this movie!-----FREE PALESTINEHey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family tra...

S3E31: Diabolik: Who Are You?

Not a grand finale, but a finale nonetheless. This week, we conclude our Eurospy season by taking a look at the final movie of the Diabolik reboot trilogy, Diabolik: Who Are You?After spending one movie on Eva and one on Ginko, the writers have finally sighed and written some Diabolik backstop. Turns out he was raised on SPECTRE Island. Cool.-----FREE PALESTINEHey, Devon here. For the past few mon...

S3E30.5: Sex and the City 2

Yeah yeah I see your tv glowing, I see your people's joking, but it's my turn to pick the movie now and i raise you this. The most spiritually evil, vapid, breathtakingly solipsistic movie I have ever had the displeasure to watch. Sex and the city 2. I hope you're readyJoining us is friend- and all three hosts- of the show Mattie Lubchansky! Check out their patreon here, listen to No G...

S3E30: Diabolik: Ginko Attacks!

In this sequel to Diabolik!, Ginko finally lays a trap and discovers Diabolik's hideout. While fleeing, Diabolik abandons Eva Kant, and she decides to get her revenge. Diabolik and Ginko do not talk to each other even once in this movie.-----FREE PALESTINEHey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst...

S3E29.5: The People's Joker

2:12 AM going back for more cool transgender artThis week, we're watching Vera Drew's seminal The People's Joker, a coming-of-age autobiographical movie about a closeted trans woman who moves to the big city (gotham) to try to make it as an SNL cast member (clown).Check out the official website to find screenings or just plain buy the filmhttps://www.alteredinnocence.net/thepeoplesjoke...

S3E29: Diabolik! (2021)

Hey everyone, sorry if you submitted ideas for movies to cover at the end of Eurospy season, we trauma bonded with the 1968 italian comic book movie Danger Diabolik and immediately committed to covering the 2020s remake trilogy.This is the first of these. Eva Kant, a wealthy south african diamond mine widow, travels to italian gotham city and falls afoul of notorious thief and murderer Diabolik......

S3E28.5: I Saw the TV Glow

Thats right, we've given in to the baying masses without so much as a popular vote. This week, we watched Jane Schoenbrun's I Saw the TV Glow and you'd better believe we had some thoughts. (NOTE: Jane uses they/them pronouns)-----FREE PALESTINEHey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living costs amidst rep...

S3E28: Johnny English Strikes Again [VIDEO]

Check out the audio-only version wherever you get your podcasts!King Johnny the First of England has been let go from MI7 for killing the Queen, and has taken up teaching. Prime Minister Liz Truss struggles to make Britain relevant. Johnny English and Bough attempt to save the world from a nefarious tech guy using the power of- and im not kidding here- keeping it 'old school'.This- recorde...

S3E28: Johnny English Strikes Again [LIVE]

Check out the video of this live show on our youtube!King Johnny the First of England has been let go from MI7 for killing the Queen, and has taken up teaching. Prime Minister Liz Truss struggles to make Britain relevant. Johnny English and Bough attempt to save the world from a nefarious tech guy using the power of- and im not kidding here- keeping it 'old school'.This- recorded live at C...

S3E27.5: Dogtooth

Join us, dear listener, as we embark on what will surely not be the only Yorgos Lanthimos movie November makes us watch. A totally normal greek factory worker hides a secret: His three adult children are being raised in a one-house The Village situation.-----FREE PALESTINEHey, Devon here. For the past few months I've been talking to a family trapped in Gaza, working to cover their daily living...