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S2E30.5: Demolition Man

Its the final episode of Season 2, and we decided to watch one more Stallone movie just to say goodbye to the big fella himself- And what better than Demolition Man?We recorded this one at the end of four hours of continuous podcasting and we were all insane and variably inebriated. Enjoy!------THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for ...

Kill James Bond Season 3 reveal

In case you don't use Twitter, or X or whatever, the topic of our Season of Solidarity has been revealed!Join us in two weeks as we set out on a whole new film criticism adventure....

S2E30: Rambo Last Blood

"Before you embark on a rampage of revenge, you must first dig fifty to sixty tunnels" - November KellyIt's Rambo again, but this time they turn their profoundly racist attention to the nation of Mexico. Content warning for discussion of sexual assault, human trafficking.Before you donate to the strike funds below, consider throwing some money towardsRed Nacional de Refugios, a charity...

S2E29.5: Serpico

As a companion piece to Cop Land, we're looking at the true story of what happened to NYC corruption whistleblower Frank Serpico. In this Biopic he's played by a young Al Pacino and Devon is going entirely feral about it------THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance,...

S2E29: Rambo

It's the fourth Rambo film. Sylvester Stallone reckons this is 'the best film he's ever made' because it's 'the most truthful'.We reckon it's the worst movie we've ever seen.------THE MOVIES ARE ON STRIKE!SAG-AFTRA and the WGA are both on strike for a number of reasons, from pay for streaming residuals, to the rights to own your own appearance, to the right to n...

S2E28.75: Perfect Blue

Rounding out our trilogy of two-host episodes, Devon and Abi are here to discuss Satoshi Kon's Perfect Blue! A member of an Idol group leaves to pursue a more serious career, but it turns out it's not that easy. Next week I promise it'll be Rambo 4. Unless it isn't.------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web desig...

S2E28.5: Cruella

It's another 2-host episode this week as Devon is away on holiday in Chicago. They've asked me to stress that this is normal holiday leave, not Dome Leave. And so, it's time to settle in with your favourite Girls as they discuss the 2021 prequel to 101 Dalmations, Cruella!This one's also taking the place of a free episode, so enjoy!------Consider supporting us on our reasonably-pri...

S2E28.25: Cop Land

It's a Double Dragon this week as Abi is getting, and I'm quoting directly here, 'Dome the likes of which you cannot imagine'. So instead of trying to imagine this, we watched the 1997 movie Cop Land! If you're one of the fans who suggested this, I chose this one because of you specifically. Promise.------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer beh...

S2E28: Rambo 3

It's Rambo 3, it's the third Rambo. Did you know that the 'dedicated to the brave mujahedeen fighters of Afghanistan' thing is just an urban legend?It's the full four-man cohort of KJB today, as our editor and producer Nate Bethea joins us to ask and answer one simple question: Is afghanistan about the size of hackney?you can find him on twitter athttps://www.twitter.com/inthes...

S2E27.5: Death Becomes Her

The gang goes feral watching Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and Isabella Rossellini.------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.co...

S2E27: Rambo: First Blood Part 2

Alright fine, it's time to admit it. We hate America. We're absolutely sick to death of Yanks. And all it took to finally tip us over the edge was watching the movie Rambo: First Blood Part II------Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If y...

S2E26.5: House of Gucci

I still can't believe the founder of Gucci was a guy called Guccio Gucci. Thats cunt------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://tw...

S2E26: Rambo: First Blood

Kill... John.... Brambo...------Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at htt...

S2E25.5: Seven Samurai

It's movie night at the big house we all live in together, and it's cowboy time again... or is it? Oh of course, it's Akira Kurosawa's 3.5 hour Seven Samurai. Because Dev got to pick the movie this time.------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/Kill ...

S2E25: Austin Powers: Goldmember [Live]

It's the big finale of the KJB Three Nights Of Power. The stakes have never been higher, we have never been more insane. They made a third Austin Powers movie.Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 15th of April 2023, It's.... Goldmember!------Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a fri...

S2E24.5: The Power of The Dog

It's cowboy time again babey. It's time to get a little more serious as we watch a revisionist western criticised by real life cowboy Sam Elliott for being "too gay".------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwel...

S2E24: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me [Live]

There was a hint of a good movie in the first one. There were some solid jokes that landed reasonably well. Not so to the sequel,Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 14th of April 2023, It's.... Austin Powers!------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.me...

S2E23.5: Tombstone

It's cowboy time babey. It's time for the true-ish story of Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, and the gunfight at the OK Corral! Featuring a whole bevy of guys we love to see, guys we've loved to see, and guys we would have loved to have seen.------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: http...

S2E23: Austin Powers [Live]

You asked, and like the monomyth, we refused the call. Several times. But now, we've finally relented.Recorded live at the Streatham Space Project on the 13th of April 2023, It's.... Austin Powers!------Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website)....

S2E22.5: From Russia With No Notes

OOOouuugh fuck. What happen in this movie------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com and https://twitter.com/killjamesbond

S2E22: Atomic Blonde

This week, a one-off episode to bridge the gap before our Austin Powers live shows: Atomic Blonde! Charlize Theron stars in a nest of spies type situation in cold war Berlin... a movie with immense potential that sadly completely fucks itself with that most insidious of poisons: Masculinity.------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need...

S2E21.5: KJB Q&A 8

That's right, we're back once again to answer your most pressing and urgent questions. If your question didn't get asked it wasn't good enough.------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn,...

S2E21: The Man From UNCLE (2015)

Well lads, this is it. We're finally at the end of the UNCLE films. A bittersweet send-off as we watch a genuinely quite solid reboot movie, but one whos' sequel hook will forever remain unfulfilled. CIA guy Napoleon Solo (Massive) finds himself forced to team up with KJB operative Ilya Kuryakin (Massive, also) to find some nazi guy or whatever. I think.------Consider supporting us on our ...

S2E20.5: My Little Pony

You ever heard about this 'My Little Pony' stuff? It was pretty popular, a few years back.You can find Mia at https://twitter.com/Potatopoliticssupport her at https://www.patreon.com/MiaMulderWatch her (excellent) videos at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_OttpBEWWzSUlZbk5qmhSAAnd listen to her podcast at https://twitter.com/leechfestpod------*WEB DESIGN ALERT*Tom Allen is a friend of th...

S2E20: Return of the Man from UNCLE: The Fifteen Years Later Affair

It's fifteen years after the events of the previous film. Napoleon Solo has developed a James Bond inferiority complex (and 500 liver spots) and is playing mid-stakes poker games at 2pm on a weekday. Ilya Kuryakin looks absolutely identical and has opened up a fashion brand catering for stacked 10/10 transgender baddies. The last of the old-school Gay-coded villains laments the modern age.----...

We're doing another live show!

We said we'd never do it, but we lied! We're returning to the Streatham Space Project for a three night run watching the Austin Powers movies!Thursday, April 13th: Austin PowersFriday, April 14th: The Spy Who Shagged MeSaturday, April 15th: GoldmemberTickets are available at this link after 6pm GMT this Saturday! https://www.killjamesbond.com/liveTickets are £20 each and the show starts a...

S2E19.5: Todo sobre mi Madre

This week on KJB, Alice shares with us a film that holds an immense amount of meaning for her; Pedro Almodóvar's 1999 'All About My Mother'. The film follows a woman trying to find meaning for herself after the death of her son, and the episode of KJB is of a distinctly Hedwig style. Joining us is returning guest, writer Christopher Caldwell-Kelly, someone to whom the movie also means...

S2E19: How to Steal the World

It's the final 60s UNCLE, and it's a fitting send-off. Solo goes on a peyote vision quest, Ilya babysits a wannabe protagonist, and "Waverly is fucking dying. A rogue UNCLE agent has created a secret society based in the LAX Airport Terminal in a desert in the middle of the Himalayas, and he's planning to stop all wars by unleashing the most powerful gas we've ever faced...----...

S2E18.75: The Raid

Abi's away on business (Dome), so it's up to just Alice and Devon to talk about the 2011 Indonesian action film 'The Raid'. A team of cops descend upon a tower block to kill the crime lord on the top floor. All that stands in their way? A million extremely damp guys who all know the martial art Pencak Silat.But we can't handle Dudes Rocking of this calibre alone, so we're j...

S2E18.5: Speed Racer

As the Winter of Content comes to a close, we tackle the Wachowski Sisters' 2008 film adaptation of the 1960s anime Mach Gogogo! Recieved badly upon its' initial release, the film has since seen a renaissance and a critical reappraisal as a musing on art, artists, cycles of trauma, and what it truly means to create art under a capitalist system. It's also a movie about racing cars SO f...