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GAM233 - The Goop Lab Ep5: The Energy Experience

With veteran guest masochist and expert in exactly why Gwyneth Paltrow and her energy healers are NOT experts, Jonathan Jarry.

Additional Tickets to see GAM live in LA available

Although we had previously announced the LA LIVE event was sold out, we were able to free up a handful additional tickets (including General Admission) for the venue. We wanted to make sure you, as God Awful Movies Patrons had a crack at them, but we dont expect them to last long, Follow the link below to get 'em while they last.LINK: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-ti...

Gam232: Boondock Saints

This week we did this movie because Heath threatened to hold his breath until we did. And then he realized that revisiting this movie is worse that not breathing.

GAM231 Love Waits

We have a brand new guest and we opened her up to the world of GAM with a Chip Rossetti film.

GAM Bonus 043: CATS!

Yep. Those cats.

Gam230: Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

With special guest masochist Callie Wright!

GAM229 Badge of Faith

This week, guest masochist Ian Harris joins us for a movie about a man overcoming paralysis using nothing but faith, medicine, technology, and extensive rehabilitation.Hear more from Ian here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5GLNlAbEmKiabY_6qHazgw

GAM Bonus 042: Jingle All the Way

Alright, so we got a little behind with the holidays, but we got it out to you as soon as we could. Hope you enjoy!

GAM228 Loving Leah

This week, we invite Heath's ex-girlfriend on to review a rom-com and see how that works out.

GAM227 Wish for Christmas

On this week's episode, we sheepishly admit that the movie we said we'd do last week isn't the movie we did this week. But the movie we did this week was sufficiently awful that we're pretty sure you'll forgive us.

God Awful Movies LIVE in Hollywood

Looking for a last minute holiday gift?Weeeeeelp, just in time, we’re pleased to release, exclusively to supporters on @Patreon, a link to tickets for...#GodAwfulMovies LIVE in Hollywood:LINK:https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-la-tickets-86927786349Come and see us in Hollywood, CA on February 15that The Hudson Theater.Hurry! Tickets are limited and will sell fast. You’ve got...

GAM226 Santa With Muscles

On this week's episode, Marsh shows up. Because terrible Christian movies are basically the least unpleasant thing to look at in the UK right now.

December Bonus: Ho Ho Horrible

Three bad christmas movies. One december bonus episode Noah's Choice:Jingle all the Way Heath's Choice:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians Eli's Choice:Elves

GAM225 Santa Claus

Sorry I'm dropping this one so late. Flew back from Chicago today and had a three hour flight delay. Literally sat down to finish this edit the minute I got home. Enjoy!

Gam224 Savior

This movie asks what would happen if Jesus were born in the modern day. And it turns out their answer is "nothing in particular."

GAM223 Pumpkin Pie Wars

Here's an episode about pumpkin pie. Or, as Eli would have me dub it, "A Thanksgiving-tacular."

GAM222: The Story of Mankind

This week, Tracie Harris joins us for a cavalcade of 50's A-list actors reaching the low point in their career.

Update on Vulgarity For Charity 2019

Hello Patrons,We're at the half way mark of this year's charity drive and we have received just over $50,000 in donations so far from 350 wonderful heathens.Remember: This year we have an anonymous donor matching everything up to the first $100k - so your money counts twice.If we hit the goal, Noah and Lucinda have promised to stop smoking cigarettes.You'll be helping someone or a fami...

GAM221 Fire by Nite 1: Peer Pressure

This week, we see what happens when Christians decide to try their hand at skit comedy.

GAM Bonus 41: Sharknado

This week, we finally break down and watch the movie Heath's been begging us to watch since we started doing these bonus episodes. Or, more specifically, the non ASMR-porn one.

Gam220 Gramps Goes to College

This week earns us a new contender for best worst Christian movie of all time. And we couldn't be happier.

Gam219 The Reliant

This week, we went on a field trip.

GAM Bonus 040: Troll 2

(Trolls not included)

GAM218 Doorways to Danger

This week, Marsh joins us to dip into some British satanism.

The Horror...the horror...

Since we're balls deep in yet another one of Eli's spooktaculars we figured why not give in with a few horror movies even Heath and Eli couldn't pretend are christian while Noah gets oral surgery. Enjoy....Noah's Nomination: The Beast of Yucca Flats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBGBHPr_OFcHeath's Nomination: Troll 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkNB0w1fYKkEli's Nominat...