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The Sopranos: Road to Respect Part 1 - UNCUT
Lawrence "Larry Boy" Barese dodged his house arrest so he could watch this uncut video.
Remaking ANOTHER Funhaus video - AD FREE
Replaying this game is creating a lot of dysentery in the ranks, and it's been a real albacore around our necks.
AstroPodlin 32: Advancements in Snack Technology
Are Americans blinded to a paradise of snacks? Or are we prisoners to a snack prison of our own making, doomed to subsist on high fructose corn syrup.
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 34
CAN'T FIND A FETTERMAN
Comment ‘Shop Firty Four Prompt
Deliver unto us the finest inspirations.
How to break into a 2nd story bedroom - Ad Free
Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Me and Steve-O are gonna get laid off from Warner Bros. Discovery and start our own media company and end up trapping ourselves in an endless cycle of web content. This is... Astrogoblin.
AUDIO IS FIXED
a lot of you babies complained about having "no audio" in the uncut. well it's fixed now
Titanic - Uncut
we didn't know that the Titanic split in half until 1985. Isn't that weird? if you watch any of the older Titanic movies it just kind of slips into the water, fully intact, which is way less scary
My two dads are trying to kill me
we didn't know that the Titanic split in half until 1985. Isn't that weird? if you watch any of the older Titanic movies it just kind of slips into the water, fully intact, which is way less scary We've got merch! Patreon members get 10% off https://astrogoblin-shop.fourthwall.com
AstroPodlin 31: We're so back
Patrick comes in hot to the first episode of 2025 with a thought provoking question regarding the sexual practices of ancient Rome. What more could you possibly need to know.
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 33
We're back, and we have sandwiches.
Comment ‘Shop is back!
Give us a prompt, please! It’s been so long and we hunger for prompts…
These Conservative movie reviews are demented - AD FREE
While Gibson was filming Monster Summer in Southport, North Carolina he was awarded the keys to the city by the Mayor who declared December 16 to be "Mel Gibson Day".
Worth It Or Woke - UNCUT
While Gibson was filming Monster Summer in Southport, North Carolina he was awarded the keys to the city by the Mayor who declared December 16 to be "Mel Gibson Day".
BONUS VIDEO - Licorice from Iceland
Jacob returns from Iceland bearing gifts!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - UNCUT
Once upon a time we would have titled this video, "Tom Handsome and the Charlie Factory" or "Oompa Loompa for sale, never topped." You really don't know it's the good old days until they're over, huh?
This new take of his is insane - Ad Free
Once upon a time we would have titled this video, "Tom Handsome and the Charlie Factory" or "Oompa Loompa for sale, never topped." You really don't know it's the good old days until they're over, huh?
Irishman Lunch Minute
When they de-age actors to portray us at 25, may they look even worse than Bob and Joey.
Look what she does to him - Ad Free
You know how we like talking about dog death? this video has a lot of it. there's also a really cool image of a gladiator arena with dudes fighting dinosaurs and giants, at least watch until then. also check out Noah (2014) while you're at it
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2 - UNCUT
You know how we like talking about dog death? this video has a lot of it. there's also a really cool image of a gladiator arena with dudes fighting dinosaurs and giants, at least watch until then. also check out Noah (2014) while you're at it We've got merch! Patreon members get 10% off https://astrogoblin-shop.fourthwall.com
Salzige Cayde Heringe: The Boy
A portrait of our hero, spotted by Jacob in Iceland.
Even More GTA - UNCUT
Some say Jacob is still in that cut scene, talking to NPCs rendered in a game engine developed over a decade ago
How Jacob became our boss - Ad Free
Some say Jacob is still in that cutscene, talking to NPCs rendered in a game engine developed over a decade ago
Boonta Bachelor Eve Race
Jacob bet his whole honeymoon fund for a chance at a brand new T-14 Hyperdrive.
The Comment 'Shop - Episode 32
This is our last of the recordings with busted audio. Luckily the Comment 'Shop is the usual visual feast!
ADHD Test - UNCUT
We passed the test!
The end of this video is a disaster
We passed the test!
We don't make a good team - AD FREE
In 2016, Bashir was ranked as the 25th most important character of Starfleet within the Star Trek science fiction universe by Wired magazine.
Helldivers 2: Omens of Tyranny - UNCUT
Friendly fire is the bane of the goblin.
