hbmmaster

a defense of the imperial measurement system (early access script)

can I get this done in two days? we'll see!

kijetesumikyoku preview

I'm making a medley of toki pona songs! here's the first half

woah!

thanks to everyone's kind donations, I have now reached over $1k/month on patreon! thank you all so much for your support, this will help cover any potential legal fees that come up as the drama with the caramella girls progresses.now, unfortunately, this does mean that I have reached the homestuck video incentive tier. so. I have to start working on a video about homestuck! I'll keep you ...

so, Giovanni Caramelldansen replied to my email

for legal reasons, I can't say much about the details publicly yet. but what I can say is that. there is a very good chance that I'm going to need a lawyer in the near future, which, I'm told, is expensive, so, uh, thanks for donating, everyone! I will almost certainly be making an additional video about this topic once this is all over with all the juicy details I can legally disclose...

who wrote Caramelldansen?

yukai young (mashup)

the caramelldansen video is coming soon, like actually this week. progress is coming along very smoothly! here's a mashup to get you in the mood :) (I know literally nothing about this anime)

caramelldansen script preview

sorry this took so long, and it's not even a workable first draft yet! oh dear.

caramelldansen progress update

hi everyone! as you probably know, I've been working on a video about caramelldansen for a while now. it's been delayed a lot for both legitimate personal life reasons and silly reasons! my plan has been to release it as this month's big video, but as the end of the month approaches that seems a little unrealistic, especially since I'm collaborating with multiple other people on th...

200 patrons!

thanks everyone! I never thought I'd actually make it this far when I first set this up. thank you so much for your support.

looking for fluent japanese speakers

hi everyone! so, my current project is a video about 00s internet sensation caramelldansen, and to help with research I've got a few swedish speakers helping me out, which has been great. however, there's some parts of this story where what we really need is someone who can speak japansese! so uh, if anyone speaks japanese and is willing to help us research this old meme and translate a fe...

creating the perfect tokirap [epiku]

how many Super Mario games are there?

how many Super Mario games are there? [early access script]

hi there $5+ patrons! here's an exclusive early look at the script for my upcoming video about mario. let me know if there's stuff I don't cover that you'd like to see me talk about/stuff that's wrong!

O KU

revolutionizing English orthography (poorly)

a base-neutral system for naming numbering systems

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c preview

working on a c-quel

Conlang Critic: High Valyrian

making it official

hi again! the response to the decision to possibly stop taking requests was very positive, and because of that, I'm finalizing that decision. requests for Conlang Critic officially no longer matter. I'll finish Season 4, but after that, I'll just make whatever I want instead of what people asked for. thank you everyone.OPEN QUESTIONSis access to the Big List still a cool perk? I could ...

the future of Conlang Critic and the Big List

hi everyone. I'm currently working on the first episode of the fourth season of Conlang Critic, and as such I've been thinking a lot about what this series is, and what I want it to be.Conlang Critic is currently the only thing I make that isn't driven entirely by me deciding to make something specifically because I want to make it. deciding what videos to make based on number of reque...

Rhythm Heaven Iceberg Megamix explained

iceberg video preview

...featuring Jasmine Wright!

future video plan update

so, a while ago I made a post outlining some ideas I have for future videos. some things have changed since then!I'll start with the bad news. the video about the history of the Unlimited Tacos is cancelled. it is very hard to write about Blaseball for a non-blaseball audience, as it turns out, and I have lost all motivation I had to make that video. thank you for understanding.in general, I&#...

Season 4 small list

thank you for your requests.

requests for Conlang Critic Season 4 close on the 23rd

I have gone through and added all the youtube requests I've gotten during Season 3 to the Big List. however, the gap between the sixth- and seventh-most requested conlangs is only 2.5 requests! so, it's still very much up in the air which languages will appear in Season 4. if you have any specific requests for this season, now is the time to do so. (also if you made a request through somet...

Rhythm Girl moveset concept

smash bros rhythm heaven character idea

new half hour video coming real soon. here's a preview

introducing the Megalopolian language | retconlang S1E0

(disambiguation) launch!

hi everyone! some hours ago, I released my new album (disambiguation) on youtube, soundcloud, and bandcamp. I'm now going to do the stuff necessary for it to show up on other music platforms too, which will take a few days at least. thanks for your support!