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The Halloween Prank Outtakes

We managed to shoot this in one day but it was clearly not without its hitches.

Novympia's Arsehole Race - Season 3 - Episode 3 - RESULTS

It's all over for another of our fine morons - but the other contestants can't rest easy with the next challenge - due in ONE WEEK!

The Great Novympia HALLOWEEN PRANK

We decided to revisit an old concept and invited Charmaine over for a Halloween "spell-casting" video with a sinister plot twist at her expense.

VOTE TO SAVE (Arsehole Race Ep 3 SPOILERS)

The judging was CLOSE this week but we have a bottom 2 - and their fate rests in YOUR hands. You have 48 hours to vote for the contestant you want to SAVE. We await your decision...

Novympia's Arsehole Race - Season 3 - Episode 3

THIS WEEK! The dickheads were tasked with serving horror movie excellence in their best villainous outfits.Vote to save your fave from the bottom 2 tomorrow!

Full Of It #178 - House of Wax

House of Wax is a title that could refer to two different movies. While I do discuss the 1953 version starring Halloween legend Vincent Price, I'll largely be talking about the underrated 2005 version which sees a group of bratty teenagers (including a certain hotel heiress in her acting debut) finding themselves in peril in a ghost town filled with wax figures. Apart from Hilton's more th...

A Guide To NOVYMPIA REFERENCES: Vol. 1

HERE IT IS, PUFFINS!We've been away meeting Scottish puffins this past week so we've been light on content but hopefully this 50 minute guide to your most-asked questions about Novympia references will lovingly ease you into the weekend. 💕

Full Of It #177 - Hereditary

...and it's a Full Of Beef starring Nover Have I Ever.Hereditary is that one movie that you always hear people talking about. It still circulates social media a good 3 years after its initial release, perhaps because Toni Collette was rudely snubbed for an Oscar nom or perhaps because it's so utterly traumatising. In this pod, Nova and I sit down to discuss the time we saw it at the movie ...

Novympia's Arsehole Race - Season 3 - Episode 2 - RESULTS!

We say goodbye to an Arsehole for the first time this season, and reveal the challenge for the next episode! The results were SUPER close, with the eliminated contestant receiving a whopping 46% of the vote!

A Guide To Novympia References

We're compiling a guide to our extensive references for a video treat so we're turning to you guys for help with getting as many as possible. Are there any obscure cut-away clips and references that we quote often that you've always wanted a backstory on? Or are there any that are so frequently used that you think we simply have to discuss them? Let us know in the comments!With thanks ...

Full Of It #176 - The Babadook

The Babadook is a psychological horror film that appeared in 2014, seemingly out of nowhere, to scare unsuspecting audiences into a lifetime of post-viewing, keck-crapping trauma. It's something that Nova and I love to watch with people when they haven't seen it, to witness firsthand how terrifying it is.

VOTE TO SAVE (Arsehole Race SPOILERS)

We have our first bottom 2 and their fate rests in YOUR hands. You have 48 hours to vote for the contestant you want to SAVE. We await your decision...

Novympia's Arsehole Race - Season 3 - Episode 2

LET'S FIND OUT WHO OUR FIRST WINNER IS, SHALL WE?Poll will be posted 6PM BST October 9th.Follow the contestants!Tina Tureena -@tina_tureena Shalissa the Shopping Trolly - @shalissa4thewinLynne Guini - @lynneforthewynneTraffic Zeta-Cones - @trafficzeta_conesWilhelmina Scream Cheese - @wscreamcheeseMeronica Vase - Remaining anonymous Lüump - @its_luumpMadeleine - @madeleine_nar3Kandy Kane - @ka...

HOT WHEELS UNLEASHED! Nova vs Olympia

Happy Friday, puffins! Yer gerls return to battle it out video game-style in the years-old competition that is Nova vs Olympia. This time it's the turn of the newly-released Hot Wheels Unleashed.

Full Of It #175 - Ghostwatch

First broadcast on BBC1 on Halloween night, 1992, Ghostwatch is a horror mockumentary starring British TV presenters Michael Parkinson and Sarah Greene as show hosts investigating paranormal activity in a home on a West London council estate. Traumatising an entire generation of children and parents alike, the show would become infamous for its realistic and terrifying depiction of the haunting of...

BAILEY SARIAN PARODY

The darling of Murder, Mystery & Makeup gets the parody treatment after being requested more than perhaps any other YouTube bird before her.

Full Of It #174 - Westboro Baptist Church

Who even cares anymore. They never bothered me in the first place because of how utterly batshit they are but understandably, the church dubbed "The Most Hated Family in America" have a long history of offending people with their venom-spewing approach to religion.Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_ChurchLouis Theroux Doc1 (UK): https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b007c...

Playing THE SIMS 2: Part 1

With a return to the feral editing.

Who's YOUR fave arsehole so far?

The cast has finally been revealed! Ahead of their first challenge and based purely upon your first impressions, which contestant are you backing for the race?Cast reveal video ICYMI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnvjVcPfVws

Novympia's Arsehole Race Season 3 - Episode 1

IN WHICH WE MEET THE CONTESTANTS FOR SEASON 3! We'll get the early fave poll and contestant info posted tomorrow! Congratulations to all the morons who made the cut and thank you to everyone who sent in their entries 💕 START YOUR LAWENMOWE'ERS!

NAR Cast Announcement This Weekend!

After trawling through more heinous shit than a volunteer at the local Scope - we've finally found our 10 morons for season 3 and the cast announcement hits Patreon exclusively for the cultists this weekend!Graphic by the incredible @paulhousbey_art on Insta 💕

Full Of It #173 - High School

I left high school 12 years ago. It's nuts to think that that's the same age as a whole person who would be starting high school now. It was a hideous experience but I've recently watched a documentary about a teenage maths genius which triggered some bizarre memories in me about the weird, unnecessary shit they teach you when you're young.

INA GARTEN PARODY

Who wouldn't want that?The legendary Barefoot Contessa, Ina Garten, has always held a special place in my heart. So grab 4 sticks of butter, pre-heat the oven to 350 and enjoy the video!

Full Of It #172 - Tina Fey

Does it strike you that Tina Fey is busy brewing a new hit? About 10 years ago this actress/writer/comedian/superstar was untouchable but I'm gonna need a new show please Tina, it's been a while now. Her autobiography Bossypants is on constant rotation in my earholes and she's more than deserving of a spot in the inspo bird casserole.

September FAVES & SH*TTERS

Nova edited this one so hopefully it's not total garbo. What are you enjoying/hating in this the month of September?!EDIT: There was an error in the original upload so we've had a redo - apologies to everyone who left lovely comments on the first one.

Full Of It #171 - The Disappearance of Claudia Lawrence

Hideously dubbed a "homewrecker" by British tabloid toilet rolls, Claudia Lawrence is a British woman who has been missing since 2009 and whose disappearance has a frustratingly small amount of evidence attached to it. While her fate remains unclear, it allows us to dive into how the whole thing was handled and why women are still consistently treated like utter shit despite the probabilit...

Nigella Parody Outtakes

I would've LOVED to use all of these but I just had to cut them for time.

NIGELLA LAWSON PARODY

I've been requested to parody this gorgeous woman for years and resisted until we went into a Nigella binge spiral and realised it was an absolute must.

Full Of It #170 - Cicada 3301

Dubbed Cicada 3301 by the army of armchair detectives who would try in vain to solve it, it was described as "the most elaborate and mysterious puzzle of the Internet age". Posted anonymously in 2012, there were 2 follow up puzzles (the last of which still hasn't been solved) in order to find recruits of high intellect, especially where codebreaking and cyber security are concerned. Th...