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Canadian Candy is THE WORST

Gifted to us from a very kind Canadian follower called Elizabeth, we decided to sit down and give our thoughts about some of the worst candy we've ever tried. We'll still come visit though.

Friends is an American television sitcom that's been forcibly shoved down our throats for what seems like 50 years. I'm a fan of Friends and don't mind telling you that I was obsessed with it as a teenager but have come to alter my position in the last decade as some of its flaws have become more and more alarmingly evident. So here we are as we chit chat about the idea of continuing t...

Full Of It #133 - The Simpsons

The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom and the longest running sitcom in history. You'd be hard pushed to find someone who hasn't heard of or seen an episode of The Simpsons but while it's so ingrained in culture, does anyone really give a shit about it? I would've once considered myself a big fan but it occurred to me recently that I haven't thought about it in any signif...

TEAM SONIC RACING! Nova vs Olympia

Will Nova finally start clawing her way back? It's a racing game so probs not.

SECRET SANTA 2020 REVEALS!

If you signed up for this year's Secret Santa then keep an eye out for a DM within the next few hours because your recipients have been decided and will be sent to you all shortly!Just a reminder, you can make your boxes as small/cheaply put together or as large and expensive as you like. Anything and everything from home-made gifts and art, sweets and snacks from your location, drag-related a...

Full Of It #132 - Marina Abramović

As a crossy who tells fart jokes on YouTube, I have absolutely no business discussing an individual like Marina Abramović. So here we go. Born in war-torn former Yugoslavia, Abramović would explode in the art world some 30 years later and become one of the most fascinating and well-known conceptual and performance artists to ever exist. I first came across Marina in the clip below which my roomm...

WE ADOPTED A CAT

You know the story. He's an old stinky man.

Patron Secret Santa 2020! 🎄

Send us a DM over Patreon if you'd like to be included! Don't forget to send us your address and let us know if you'd like to only send a package to someone in your country.If you're new to the Patrón then feel free to click on the 'Secret Santa' tag to see unboxing videos from years past.- Lymp x

Full Of It #131 - Hot Money

Hot Money is a British television crime film released in 2001 which is widely considered (in Olympia's view only and literally no one else's) to be the greatest motion picture ever made. God it's good. Right here's the setup, there's these 3 cleaners who work at a Bank of England incineration plant who hatch a plan to steal old banknotes by hiding them in their knickers. It&#39...

PO Box Haul #5

A quickie from yer gerls opening some gorgeous parcels! Thank you so much to Tom, Nathan, Acrid & Haydn for sending us such lovely gifts!

Full Of It #131

This week’s Full Of It will be posted early next week because of scheduling issues this week. Yer girls have been running round like blue arse flies the past couple of days but all will be explained soon. Stay classy, Lymp 🥰

A Birthday Message

In what I hope will become a Novympia Heights trend after I got MegAnne Robinson a birthday message from Sabrina's Libby Chessler, Nova gifted me this DIVINE serenade and it was too good not to share with you all!

BAUMGARTNER RESTORATION PARODY

Inspired by the beautiful work of one Julian Baumgartner, Nova steps into the studio for a spot of conservation work.

Full Of It #130 - The Wizard of Oz

The Wizard of Oz is a 1939 American musical fantasy film (originally released to mediocre ticket sales) starring a 16-year-old Judy Garland in the iconic role of Dorothy Gale. In a similar vein to Hocus Pocus, this movie would impress upon an infant Lymp and inspire Wicked Witch of the West attire for several fancy dress moments in school, long before I wouldn't dare for fear of being harassed...

PARODY SNEAK PEEK

Hi guys!Sorry for the lack of video this week - we’ve been working hard on our latest parody video and it’s looking GREAT so far! Any guesses as to who Nova’s playing?Hoping to have this parody up for Sunday and then gonna be shooting a new PO Box video next week so will be back to normal then. Olympia’s Full Of It will be live tomorrow night as scheduled too!Hope you’re all doing alrigh...

Full Of It #129 - Lady in the Lake

Lady in the Lake is the title of the fifth episode of Netflix's second volume of Unsolved Mysteries. As a transitional pod from spooky season, join me this evening as we discuss a lady called JoAnn Romain, whose body was discovered in a lake more than 2 months after mysteriously vanishing from her local church following an evening mass. While her kids maintain that she was murdered, police dec...

Fixing the WORST wig EVER

If you ever wondered what it takes to return one of Charmaine Diamond White's RATTIEST wigs back to it's former glory then this video is for you. In this video Nova covers each step she takes to reinvigorate this poor wig in a tutorial-style video, although none of us are really sure why she bothers when Char will likely return it back to it's hideous, matted state in about a week or s...

Pumpkin Carving Winner Announcement!

It was a delicious spooky season, I hope everyone enjoyed yer Novympia October entertainment and many thanks for all the pumpkin carving photos! Congratulations to our winner!

Full Of It #128 - Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus is a 1993 American dark fantasy film starring Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker. It would impress upon a young Olympia with the full force of a Soviet freight train. From the fanciful flight of a beautiful SJP singing to the children of Salem astride a sexy broom in the moonlit sky to Bette Midler's giant teeth and Kathy Najimy barking like an Alsatian, the whole ...

Novympia's GRIM TOUR OF BOURNEMOUTH

Armed with one Char at our side, we jumped in the car and set off to document some of the grisly happenings Bournemouth has seen in the last 100 years.

Novympia's Pumpkin Party: Live Stream

Well we did lovely jobs and in especial, Char's Mike Wazowski turned out to be the surprise hit of the evening. Don't forget to send us your pumpkin pics <3 There's a Halloween treat package waiting to be sent out! 🎃

Novympia's Pumpkin Party goes LIVE!

Join us!https://youtu.be/5U-fk32tLS0Monster pumpkins in hand, we're joined by Char for some carving magic. Don't forget that if you're joining us and send a picture of your own pumpkin creation, our fave gets a Halloween prize to be announced on Saturday 31st!x

Full Of It #127 - The Turn of the Screw

The Turn of the Screw is an 1898 horror novella that, akin to Dracula inspiring vampire fiction, would lay the groundwork for countless ghost stories involving creepy children in big old mansions. I've recording a reading of the original text here on Patreon if you'd like to hear a fireside rendition of the original source material. For now though, let's get into a casual discussion ab...

Olympia reads 'The Turn of the Screw'

As a companion piece to tonight's episode of Full Of It and to fully immerse ourselves in the spooky season, I present a reading of Henry James' 1898 horror novella The Turn of the Screw. It's a dense, Victorian yarn and as such gets wordy af in a lot of places, but the atmospheric build should keep us all engrossed in this classic ghost story.This work has inspired many adaptations ov...

Novympia's OCTOBER FAVOURITES 2020

Join us as we give a run down of our very favourite and completely dreadful encounters during spooky season 2020.

Novympia's PUMPKIN PARTY!

Greetings one and all!This Tuesday October 27, we're sitting down on a YouTube live with just you patrons to engage in some pumpkin carving magic. All patrons will get access to the live stream which will be posted on the day.Why not join us - if you send us a pic of your pumpkin and its our fave, you'll be receiving a lovely Halloween prize.<3

Full Of It #126 - Stephen King

With the release of his first novel Carrie in 1973, Stephen King would change the landscape of horror forever. He is perhaps known as the greatest spooky fiction writer of all time, earning him the moniker of "King of Horror". Join me this crisp October evening as we navigate other seminal works such as The Shining and Misery, picking out highlights that have best translated to cinema and ...

The Great 'CAKE WITHOUT A RECIPE' Challenge

A suggestion from Cult Elder Andy, today we find ourselves attempting to bake cakes with no recipe or prior knowledge of baking. Someone call The Bake-Off.

Full Of It #125 - The Addams Family

The Addams Family is a fictional household that sprung into public consciousness when its original comic-strip format was worked into a sitcom in the 60s. Following the success of the show, it spawned (most famously) 2 live-action movies in '91 and '93. It's something that's always been on my peripheral but seems to me to not hold its rightful place in popular culture, so let's...