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Full Of It #61 - My buddy Al

Let me tell you about my best buddy Alex, who I grew up with and parted ways with when I began my life with Nova. I miss him.Fair warning, my hay fever was particularly objectionable during this episode so there's a bit of sniffing.

Novympia's JUNE FAVOURITES 2019

Requested by a darling Cult Elder patron, we've reignited the old faves videos discussing our current joys and hardships. In this edition, we cover Nova's hatred of a popular 'country' song and Olympia's new TV discovery.

Wendigo Solutions: Episode 28 'Baby'

Led on by a caller known only as Brenda, Olympia sets out on a quest to procure the mysterious lady an illegal infant.

Full Of It #60 - Jill Dando

Jill Dando was a high profile newsreader and TV presenter darling who was murdered on her doorstep in 1999 by an unknown assailant. Although a man was jailed for 8 years for the crime, he was acquitted after damning evidence was ruled inadmissible following a change in the law. With other tidbits about our recent photoshoot in London and one of my fave websites Find A Death.

Musicals - This Wine Tastes Like Crap #39

WINE TIME, let's enjoy a glass of Storm Tree and pretend to sing show tunes.

Full Of It #59 - The Disappearance of Andrew Gosden

With basically ZERO to go on, this is one of the more perplexing missing people cases we've come across - a 14 year old British school boy who skipped class, got on a train to London and vanished without a trace.

JEFFREE STAR TRANSFORMATION

We don't ordinarily film the parody makeup transformations but since Nova's debut was for such a prolific beauty guru (and she looks creepily similar) here's the makeup job.

Jeffree Star Parody OUTTAKES

So here are some delightful moments from the filming of the Jeffree Star parody - namely Char and I trying to get Nova to repeat the same words over and over in different inflections while she lost patience with us.

Full Of It #58 - The Story of Alix

When I was about 11 years old, I met a girl online in a gaming chat room. Fast forward 5 years and she had become a sort of internet best buddy - so much so that I flew to America to meet her.

JEFFREE STAR PARODY

By far our most requested parody, we present this hideous take on YouTube darling Jeffree Star with special re-appearance from Shane.

Full Of It #57 - Chernobyl

The world's worst nuclear disaster, broken down by someone who clearly doesn't understand the science.

Olympia Teaches Parodies | MasterClass | Official Trailer

Inspired by adverts that I actively search for, rather than skip, I'm announcing my first online course for MasterClass, available never.

Full Of It #56 - The Spice Girls

I decided to revisit The Spice Girls - they were the topic of conversation in a lost episode and I think they warrant a redo. I was obsessed with those broads. As a kid I bought into the Spice phenomenon like there was no tomorrow. As a grown woman I'm intrigued by them in a different way (as I'm sure you can guess) because they were able to forge successful careers on the back of very lit...

CHAR MEGAMIX

Compiling basically everything she said in the last 2 videos to showcase the zero input she had. You're welcome.

WE ALL KNOW A JAMES CHARLES

Following on from our rousing discussion about stereotypes, we bring up the idea of praying on straight men, in the wake of the YouTube beauty guru drama.

DO WE FIT STEREOTYPES?

Breaking down the wildly pervading and often damaging stereotypes that haunt gay men, Char joins us to figure out which tropes genuinely reflect us and which we'd rather erase. She didn't say much she basically came to provide a stank.

Nova vs. Olympia Debate

Okay team, gonna need some help here. We're arguing about Uma Thurman as an actress so help your girls out please. Is Uma Thurman a good actress?

Full Of It #55 - Elizabeth Holmes

I've only discovered the events surrounding this lady recently, but given how it's a sociopathic/liar-centric tale of fraud and fuckery, I was drawn to it immediately. Elizabeth Holmes was the youngest, self-made female billionaire in America until her deceit caught up with her and her Silicon Valley healthcare company spectacularly burned to the ground.

Eurovision 2019 Semi-Finals 2 Review

Another 'titbit' just for us Patreon cultists, discussing the 2nd semi-finals of this year's Eurovision. Absolutely tamping for tomorrow's show, I bet it's gross.

POKÉMON DRAG TRANSFORMATION | Eevee

Hi guys! Thank you so much for the feedback on this look during our Arsehole Race finale episode! I wanted to show you how I created the look step by step with all the products I used listed in the video when they first appear. I'm thinking I might have a go at tackling each of Eevee's evolutions in the future - who do you wanna see next?

Eurovision 2019 Semi-Finals 1 Reaction

Just a sit down for us Patreon cultists to go back over the shitshow that was the first Semi-Finals of this year's Eurovision Song Contest. If you haven't popped into the Discord yet there was a rousing live commentary when the show was on. I'll put up another one on Friday for the 2nd semis.

Full Of It #54 - The Ring

More musings about teenage obsessions which lasted longer than a person should admit. This week it's the US J-horror remake The Ring, which I didn't stop forcing on people for about 10 years.

Novympia's Arsehole Race S2: #8 Finale

The reunion and finale episode for season 2, we finally find out who the next Grand Master Arsehole is.

Full Of It #53 - Spiders

I've never really gone into detail about my arachnophobia but spiders seem to be trying my patience at the moment. I've decided to discuss the true extent of my fear and look into getting phobia exposure therapy.

TROOM TROOM PARODY

A sort of spin-off from my Simply Nailogical Parody, I decided to spend the afternoon watching Troom Troom videos and got REALLY into it.

EUROVISION PARODY

I'm absolutely obsessed with Eurovision, it's just the most ridiculous concept so naturally I've thrown together this mess.

Full Of It #52 - The Worst Witch

There's a super old kids TV show I've been watching recently based on a book series from the 70s and I'm just dying to talk about it.

TRYING INDONESIAN SNACKS

Sent to us by the kind people at trytreats.com, this box of snacks is part of a subscription service that sends out snack treats from different countries around the world. I don't think we'll be rushing to eat the ginger candy again anytime soon but it was still precious.