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Doing Cartwheels in Drag

Inspired by the final episode of Drag Race All Stars 4, we decided to try and do cartwheels in the garden at nighttime.

In 2014 when we signed with World of Wonder, we threw together this mess which now stands as a cute, vintage Novympia moment that we can all look back on and wonder what was happening with Nova's cut crease.

Full Of It #43 - The Soham Murders

In 2002 a dopey caretaker randomly murdered British schoolgirls Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman while his idiot girlfriend Maxine lied for him. Fast forward 17 years and tax payers are still paying millions to hide her identity as 1 of only 4 people in the history of British law to be granted lifelong anonymity.

I'm Addicted To Lettuce | WACKY EATERS

A sequel of sorts, this time we find our heroine Olympia in another spot of bother as she fights an addiction to iceberg lettuce with long-suffering partner Nova continuing to wander the corridors for reaction shots.

Kahoot! Quiz Voice Chat is Live!

The Discord voice chat for tonight’s Novympia quiz has started. If you plan on playing along we’re starting at 9.30 GMT and it’s in your best interest to listen along to the questions being read out aloud by your host and compere for the evening, one Olympia Avaseat, even though a microphone isn’t required. It’s also a good idea to get the Kahoot! app now and kick your mother/gay partner...

THE NOVYMPIA KAHOOT QUIZ Tomorrow 21/02/19

After a strong round of Discord quizzing which saw the crowning of 3 different winners, it was decided that the existing format for the quiz was unfair because of internet speeds giving people an advantage. Tomorrow night sees the first Discord quiz in conjunction with Kahoot!At 9pm GMT, Olympia will be hosting a voice chat in the Discord to prepare the game and answer any queries relating to Kaho...

Full Of It #42 - Jade Goody

At one point in time, it was impossible to avoid this woman. It seems like people have actively taken steps to pretend she didn't exist but Jade Goody still centres in a compelling story about the relationship between reality tv celebrity and audience perception as someone who was essentially born and then died in front of a camera. "Piss off Shilpa".

Char's Paris Diaries

40 minutes of absolutely nothing.

We went to DISNEYLAND PARIS (2/2)

Part 2 of the adventure saw us wander around the city of Paris with a couple of lesbian tour guides who sometimes have to cater to groups of up to 60 people. On this day however, they were treated to a whole day with just us, the Butt family.

We went to DISNEYLAND PARIS

We decided to use our prize money from Come Dine With Me on a weekend to Paris and had Charmaine and Megan in tow. This is the found footage after we all died. Part 1 of 2, the explosive finale drops tomorrow.

Full Of It #41 - WOW Presents

If you ever wanted to know what happened to our elusive WOW Presents+ parody series or how we became entangled with World of Wonder to begin with, here's your chance to find out.

Cordelia’s Secret Santa Surprise

Decided to save on a heap of postage fees by surprising the bird in person AGAIN! This is her unboxing moment.

Novympia's Arsehole Race S2: #4 Hokeymon

It's Episode 4 and the morons were tasked with creating short films of themselves capturing their contestants dressed in high Pokemon drag.

BRATZ CHALLENGE TRANSFORMATION

Here’s my take on the #BratzChallenge! My makeup is inspired by Cloe and the outfit is something I think would fit nicely with the 2018 Collector’s Edition dolls. The eye illusion was super difficult to figure out but I love how it turned out! I tried to borrow some techniques from @Missgaymatte on Instagram but had to adapt to my own eye shape. What do we think? - Nova x

Tekken 7! Nova vs Olympia

You guys have requested the return of our gaming series so much and now we have finally gotten around to doing it!! Here is a battle of the ages with the pair of us facing off in Tekken 7!

Full Of It #40 - Serial Killers

A frantic discussion about Ted Bundy, Aileen Wuornos and John Wayne Gacy. Posting a little late cause Patreon was down for maintenance but a grand greeting to the Midnight Society all the same.

SIMPLY NAILOGICAL PARODY

Sorry guys, it won't stop. GO TWEET CRISTINE!

Full Of It #39 - Paris

Tales from our adventures around Disneyland Paris and the Tour d'Eiffel.

Jen's Secret Santa

Keep them coming guys if any more are trickling in!

Full Of It #38 - No Room For Secrets

Inspired by my fave audio treat by Jo Lumley. I said Kathleen Zellner 'podcast' at the end but obv I meant parody, I had a drink with lunch.

KATHLEEN ZELLNER PARODY

In branching out from YouTuber parodies, I've decided to start with a tribute to post-conviction attorney Kathleen Zellner from season 2 of the Netflix documentary series Making of Murderer, because she's an absolute rockstar.

We got the plague

Featuring special guest Velma the cat, we sit down to discuss a hideous week where we felt like decrepit gremlins.

The Big Debate: Madeleine McCann

We've wanted to hash this out for ages, so we thought we'd put up the unedited entire discussion which sees Nova in the corner of "the parents did it" vs. Olympia who thinks she was kidnapped by an outsider. Thoughts and theories as always are appreciated.