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Novympia's Arsehole Race: SEASON 2 CAST ANNOUNCEMENT

Announcing the cast and first challenge for our brand new roster of morons competing for the crown.

JENNIE 'SOLO' M/V - DRAG QUEEN REACTION!

Nova shows you her first reaction to Jennie's solo M/V.

Full Of It #28 - The Missing British Schoolkids

There's 3 in particular who I've been thinking about recently possibly because they vanished nearby to where I grew up.

Novympia Patron SECRET SANTA!

Let's make Christmas less terrible for each other. Send me your address in a private message if you want in but do not take part if you don't wish for 1 other patron to know your address <3 The shoebox is just a template idea, feel free to send whatever you like.Make sure you are sending your private message to just us rather than a whole group message you might've been in before!

More Greta! Nova's Makeup Transformation

A cute little speed-run of Nova's makeup from our Halloween party this year!

Live Stream - 08/11/18

Getting ready for the office with some delightful Linkin Park throwbacks.

Wendigo Solutions: Episode 25 'Transfer'

After a particularly foul day in her department, Olympia begs Hilda to put in a good word and have her shifted to a nicer floor at Wendigo Solutions.

Olympia’s Presh Q&A

Turns out I don't know who anyone is.

JENNA MARBLES PARODY

The 4th entry in my YouTuber Parody series is the beloved Jenna Marbles who was hotly requested and I was SO EXCITED to do.

Picking & Carving PUMPKINS!

Accompanied by our dear hearts Kat and Megan, we visited a pick-your-own farm in Dorset to get what would be an enormous haul of pumpkins and returned to the Heights to create art.

HUGE HALLOWEEN HAUL

Over the past 2 years, we have collated an enormous collection of spooky goods to display about our manor throughout the latter half of October. This is filmed a few days after our big #Halloween party and the house is a disaster area. Enjoy!

Live Stream - 31/10/18

Watching the Halloween show at the front of our house!

Nova's Halloween Hair Transformation!

Nova's here to show you all how to get some curls and volume into a flat synthetic wig by setting it in some rollers. More videos on how she created her Greta Halloween costume are coming soon!

Live Stream - 27/10/18

Wandering around Bournemouth gardens and aviary. Featuring a gorgeous thumbnail of Millie's face.

Meeting Patrons Millie & Ginny

2 of our beloved patrons visited Bournemouth this past weekend and presented us with these lovely gifts <3

Full Of It #27 - The Big Weekend

The final go around the house before our Halloween fright/fuckfest.

LIVE STREAM: Making horror movie props

The scarecrow was a success, the giant key looked like horsehit.

Full Of It #26 - You know who I hate

A lot of people apparently but here's a few.

TRISHA PAYTAS PARODY

It's YouTuber Parody number 3 and as requested an outrageous number of times, here's our Trisha.

Full Of It #25 - Christmas is dire

I don't think I've done an episode yet with quite so much complaining but here we are.

Kim Petras & Dr. Luke!

In Nova's latest video she delves into why up and coming pop icon Kim Petras might not necessarily be all that deserving of our praise...

Wendigo Solutions: Episode 24 'Fire'

Olympia may have given the most irresponsible advice of her Wendigo career to date, meanwhile Stephanie gets attacked again.

Live Stream - 11/10/18

Post-Wendigo cigarette break.

Novympia's Arsehole Race: SEASON 2 CASTING CALL

If you would like to enter Novympia's Arsehole Race, submit your contestant in a gorgeous photo that adheres to the theme "Bingo Bango". Upload your shot to instagram with a paragraph detailing the ridiculous lengths your contestant will go to to win the crown. Don't forget to use the hashtag #novympiasarseholerace