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Evil party crush shows you his "secret room" (m4a)
Happy Monday, dolls! First, thank youfor weighing in onmy poll a few days ago; I appreciate all the thoughtful comments & feedback. Again, I'm not planning on making any big changes, but it's helpful to know the lay of the land. Second, please enjoy today's ep -- a little trope hybrid that I had a blast genetically recombining. And finally, Jade+ members, our monthly Ask Me Stuff sessi...
Quick poll: Graphic sound effects?
Hiii, sweet things. How do you feel about graphic sex sound effectsin my content? I'm always trying to refine my audio production game & I'd love your thoughts. Last time I took this poll, there were far fewer of you, so it's a good moment to revisit.Don't worry -- I'm not planning any sudden changes in one direction or the other. Just taking your temperature πXXDDA
'The Saturday Rule': 20 min of intense praise (m4a)
Is it too soon to say we're back, dear listeners? I'm still taking it one day at a time here, but the creativity is flowing, the mic is smoldering, and I've got some veryexciting things coming down the pike. Anyway, where are my praise-needers at? I cooked something up special, just for you πPOV: It's Saturday morning, and you're just waking up with your big, sweet, dominant...
Sweet, 'casual' guy gets possessive (m4a)
Happy Friday, you sweet creatures! This ep was a fun new theme/trope for me, and I had (as I am wont) a Very Good Time exploring it. Hope you do too. π PS: I'm going to run a couple interesting content polls soon, so keep your eyes peeled.POV: When the guy you've been dating casually calls about tonight's plans, you don't expect theconversation to get awkward. But it quickly lea...
Bully finds a secret in your drawers (m4f)
I'm alive! Thank you for your patience. I'll answer your DMs soon. Love to you all, and on with the show π (PS: m4a peeps, you're up next. Just hang tight, my pretties.)POV: You're chilling in your dorm room when an insistent knocking rings out at the door. It's a boorish classmate of yours who's cute, flirty, and a lowkey bully. It doesn't take him long to lock you ...
Nervous guy friend whimpers for kisses (m4a)
Hiii cuties. Sorry for the much longer delay than anticipated (whew, I'm getting tired of writing that sentence). But hopefully you'll forgive me with this nearly-50-minute opus of whimpering, whining, and begging. To all those who've checked in on me, thank you! I'm doing (relatively) okay, promise. And if you're waiting on a DM reply, please be patient (esp my high-tier super...
Flirty older guy 'fixes' your shyness (m4a)
Hey there, sweet creatures! Sorry for the slow posting schedule; really hoping (still) to pick things up in the coming days and weeks. Anyway, if you like today's post, you can thank your Jade+ listener friends -- they voted that the DILF neighbor series should get a sequel, so here we are. Hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it πPOV: It's evening, and you're just finishin...
Jealous bestie snaps & pins you to the wall (m4a)
Howdy, cuties. I know it's late but I've just gotta drop this one tonight. Enjoy π PS: Jade-tier and up, don't forget to cast your vote for the next sequel I'm recording. Polls close tomorrow!POV: You're cooking dinner with your best friend (a cute guy you've known for ages) and decide to start telling him about the new boy you've been dating. And while he's atte...
Intense punk makes you touch his tattoo (m4a)
Once again, happy Friday, my angels! I'm safely ensconced in the US and ~hopefully~ will be able to post more frequently over the coming days and weeks. I appreciate your patience. And once again, to all of you who so generously bought things off my wishlist, THANK YOU πβ¨πUPDATE / PS:If you bought me a birthday gift and haven't yet received a thank you note, please send me a DM and...
Quick bday update π
UPDATE: Oh my utter GOD, you angels. I knew you wanted to spoil me, but I truly didn't understand how quickly and decisively you'd tear through my wishlist. If you bought me something and haven't received a note from me yet, please shoot me a DM so I can properly thank you! I've also added a bunch of new items to the list in case you were too slow to get me a certain special thing....
Flirty boyfriend calls you pet names til you fold (m4f)
Happy Friday, angels! Things in my life remain scattered, but I'm posting for you as often as I can. And M4A-craving cuties, you're up next -- 'preciate your patience π PS: Agate tier and up, keep your eyes peeled for my Spotify playlist later on πPOV: You're on your laptop, trying to make a work deadline, when your boyfriend interrupts you. He's got something serious to ...
Wrestler boyfriend pins you down (m4f)
Angels! I am very sorry for alarming you all with my absence. Thank you for your kind messages. I'm OK, just going through some... let's say "life shenanigans." But genuinely, I'm OK. Not in the hospital or prison, which seem to be everyone's main guesses lol. And apologies, of course, for the slow posting. We're back as of now! Today's story is an intense pinning e...
'Helping' your tired boyfriend sleep (m4a)
Hiii, angels. This was a very fun new angle to explore! There's a little bit of reverse comfort, a little bit of wholesome non-mutual mutuality (check the CW), a little bit of pillow prince-ing, and a whole lot of heavy breathing. Enjoy and sleep well πPOV: It's the middle of the night when you groggily awaken and notice your insomniac boyfriend is missing -- hiding in the bathroom as h...
Big husband gives you 'squish therapy' (m4a)
Good day, angels! Sooo I ad-libbed the term 'squish therapy' in a recent ep and everyone got a little feral, so I figured it deserved its own episode. And PS, Jade tier and up: Keep your eyes peeled for a very silly little blooper. Enjoy πPOV: It's time for your big, strong husband to lie on top of you and squish you into the couch. He explains this very matter-of-factly. You protes...
Flirty goth punk takes you ghost hunting (m4a)
It's book-punk time, y'all! Get ready for some hot whispers, spooky secrets, and ostentatious sesquipedalian braggadocio πPOV: You're writing in the library, alone, when a hot goth-punk boy approaches you and begins to chastise you for your noisy cough. He has the smart mouth and cruel sensibilities of a bully, but he ends up sitting and chatting with you in a (more-or-less) friendl...
Boyfriend talks you to sleep in the car (m4a)
Wake up, sleepyheads! It's time for another SFW ep. Okay, as you were πβ¨π€UPDATE: My bad, angels -- next time I will pick a more boring subject πPOV: After a hectic day, your sweet, nerdy boyfriend is driving you home. You find yourself nodding off in the passenger seat and trying to stay awake to keep him company... But your boyfriend assures you that all is well. You can just half-...
Shy skater punk gives you a "lesson"... (m4f)
Greetings from Southeast Asia, angels! Travel has been chaotic as all hell, hence the slight slowdown lately, but I'll be in a more stable spot soon. In the meantime, please enjoy this wholesome little ditty. BTW, I blew out my microphone towards the end again. Sorryyy. I'm getting better about that but sometimes it can't be helped π POV: You're chilling at home when your doorbe...
Dominant boyfriend crushes your insecurities (m4a)
Hello my angels! There's been some clamoring for a good old fashioned dom comfort episode, and you know I'm here to spoil you. Enjoy β€οΈβπ₯POV: You're not doing well. For a few days now, you've been an emotional mess, and thinking some really awful things about yourself. Eventually, you can't hide it from your sweet, dominant boyfriend. He starts probing and you open up ...
Sweet boyfriend sends you a spicy message (m4a)
Good evening/morning/etc. my pretties! This is a fun new experiment with the recorded medium -- hope you have as much fun listening as I did making it πPOV: You wake up in the morning to a voice message from your sweet, adoring (some would say 'obsessed') boyfriend. He's been away on a business trip and he's missing you like crazy, so he decided to send you a rambly little updat...
Rejecting a jerk... then taking him home?? (m4f)
Happy weekend, angels. Please enjoy this tale of delightful rejection, failed negging, and "just desserts." [Insert Cryptkeeper laugh.] If I owe you a DM, please be patient -- I'm slowly working through my backlog and will get back to you soon πPOV: You're at your favorite bar, minding your business, when an (admittedly cute) creepy finance bro starts aggressively hitting on you...
'Fixing' your tearful subby boyfriend (m4a)
You've waited long enough, my sweet sub adorers. Please enjoy this reverse comfort episode β€οΈβπ₯POV: You're settling in for the night, recovering from a very rough day, when your phone rings. It's your sweet, submissive boyfriend calling, and he wants to know how you're doing. You chat for a while, and it turns out his day wasn't great either. In fact, he was hoping to ...
Arrogant professor cuts you a 'deal'... (m4a)
Good day, angels! I hope you're in the mood for a corrupting influence, because we seem to have a ruthless authority figure on our hands. Please enjoy. And PS: Jade+ supporters, watch out for a silly little blooper from this week's roomie episode πPOV: The end of the semester has come, and you can't avoid it any longer. It's time to meet with the professor whose class you've...
Desperate roomie makes a wild offer... (m4a)
Happy end-of-week, angels! Thank you for the ridiculously enthusiastic response to my fourth wall break episode -- too many delightful comments for me to reply to, but I read and truly appreciated every single one. Now, please enjoy today's roomie-breaking episode. His mind can't withstand your hotness. β€οΈβπ₯β€οΈβπ₯ PS: These little intros make me feel like the Cryptkeeper. A...
Surprise (m4a)
...Is this thing on?XXDDAPS: Jade + up supporters, March Ask Me Stuff is about to begin!UPDATE: Thank you all so much for the congrats & other kind words ππ
Ex-boyfriend REALLY wants a baby... (m4f)
Happy Sunday, cuties! I figured a "baby fever" episode was appropriate for the encroaching springtime. And coming up next, we've got some delicious m4a action, including an evil professor, a desperate roomie, and an injured punk boy... all waiting patiently for you πPOV: When your phone rings this late, you worry something's wrong. It turns out it's your ex-boyfriend -- and ...
Vampire punk warns you: "Don't TEMPT me..."
Sorry for the slow week, my little angels! Travel has been crazy-busy, but I've got lots of fun things in the pipeline for you -- including the aforementioned one-year anniversary surprise (I haven't forgotten). In the meantime, hold onto yer blood... β€οΈπ¦POV: You've been watching him. That spooky boy who's always biking around town late at night? There's something off ab...
Flirty mean boy almost makes you cry (m4a)
POV: You think you're alone at your bestie's house... until her hot, mean older brother sneaks up and startles you. He begins playfully teasing and mocking you about everything from your lack of confidence as a writer to your refrigerator habits. You stumble over your words, utterly flustered by his relentless banter. But when he goes a step too far (mocking your fashion choices), you end ...
Tall, handsome doctor can't resist you... (m4a)
Beware the Ides of March, my pretties! (Lest you fall down the stairs and need some spicy healthcare.) Enjoy π©Ίβ€οΈβπ₯POV: You just returned home from the pharmacy when the doorbell rings. The man on your doorstep -- who you can't help but notice is tall, hot, and DILFy -- introduces himself as a doctor. He saw you limping and couldn't help but check in on you. Before you know it, ...
Evil punk praises you until you faint (m4f)
POV: You and your bestie are home after college, visiting her family, when you realize you need some wheels. You approach your friend's cute punk brother, hoping to borrow his car, and find him immersed in a conversation with his friend. He asks you to wait -- but then begins *loudly* telling his friend how beautiful you are. Seeing your embarrassment only spurs him on, and he begins lavishing...
Gentle boyfriend refuses to rush (m4a)
POV: After a classic first date, your new guy-friend drives you home... and you surprise him by inviting him inside. The slow burn of romantic tension is already palpable, but when you reveal your secret -- that it's your first time -- it only grows. You two end up talking at length about consent, patience, and pleasure. And as you move forward, step by gentle step, it's clear that making ...
