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Neon Dust 2.47 - Missing the Funeral

Enjoy the chapter, and have a great weekend! Thanks for all the support :) -Plum Important note!! I made a big flub and attached my brainstoEnjoy the chapter, and have a great weekend!Thanks for all the support :)-PlumImportant note!!I made a big flub and attached my brainstorming outline for this book, and there are definite spoilers in there! Please don't read it if you got this attachment i...

AA 1.58 - A Duel in the Desert

Hey all! Thanks for reading! :)It's Friday, so enjoy. Also, if you haven't tried out my Neon Dust Series, today's a great time; a new chapter will drop later this afternoon. Cheers!-Plum58 – A Duel in the DesertAfter Andy had walked everyone back to the top of the plateau, ensuring that Shawna and Silas passed through his traps without incident, he turned to Lucy and said, “You sho...

Victor 11.32 - Diplomacy

Here's today's chapter! Thanks for reading and supporting :)-Plum32 – DiplomacyWhen Victor stepped out of his portal, into the workshop located in his private quarters, he paused there, contemplating the vault-like door to his cultivation chamber. His treasures were still there, and he wondered if he ought to take them with him. The thought was random, but it brought to mind the vessel c...

AA 1.57 - Schemes

Yay! Andy is back on the menu! Enjoy today's chapter :)-Plum57 – Schemes“What do you mean by that?” Oscar asked, shifting his feet and glancing down at his bow.“Yeah, what?” the younger guy, Silas, asked, pushing past the woman who’d been trying to calm him down. He glared at Andy, frustration clear in his narrowed, pale blue eyes.Andy ignored the men and continued looking at Shawn...

Victor 11.31 - Invitations

I'm back! Yay! Thanks for your patience, everyone. :) LitRPG Con was really cool - definitely recommend. The level of entertainment and the amazing panels that some of the big names in the genre put on were well worth the price of admission, I think. Anyway, yeah, I'm planning on attending again next year.Enjoy the chapter!Plum31 – Invitations“Well,” Victor said, gesturing to the tic...

Plum's Going to be Absent Notice

Hey all! Sorry for the last-minute notice. I know I told you all I'd be going to LitRPG Con this weekend in Denver, but I don't think I made clear that I don't think I'll be able to keep up my writing during that time. So, if that wasn't obvious, I'm afraid that I'll be away from home from tomorrow through Monday, and new chapters are unlikely.I'm very sorry for tha...

AA 1.56 - Sleep Deprived

Hope you enjoy today's chapter! Thanks for reading and supporting the story!-Plum56 – Sleep DeprivedAndy lay in his bed, windows open to the cool breeze, thankful that in that regard at least, the System seemed to have wrought a pleasant change over the desert. The more he thought about it, though, the more he wondered if that were true. If it were this much cooler in the middle of summer, w...

Victor 11.30 - A Full Stomach

Here we go! Thanks for reading and for supporting this story -- even here on book eleven, I still love writing it. :)Cheers,Plum30 – A Full StomachThe wolf-like man snarled, but he immediately backed off. He saw how ineffective his aura was against Victor and, what’s more, he surely felt the weight of Victor’s mountainous intent. He turned, gave Vracia a parting, red-eyed glare, and then mov...

Vainglory Book 1 Launch Day!

Hi everyone! Today is the day when Vainglory goes live on Audible and Kindle Unlimited. I know a bunch of you have read the story here on Patreon, but I think there might be quite a few of you who haven't given it a try yet. Now's the perfect time - you can see if you like it and help me with that pesky Amazon algorithm at the same time! :)Here are the links where you can find it:Audible a...

AA 1.55 - Aftermath

Thanks for reading, everyone!Enjoy~-Plum55 – AftermathWhen Andy reached the top of the trail, he was met with a large crowd of residents, most of them holding makeshift weapons. In a way, he felt good seeing them there; they looked ready to fight. On the other hand, he was leading two prisoners at spear-point, and there was murder in the eyes of more than one trailer park resident when they real...

Victor 11.29 - Vagabond's Reach

Hey, how about a Victor of Tucson chapter to help you enjoy this relaxing Sunday?Thanks for the support!-Plum29 – Vagabond’s ReachVictor soared in a broad, swooping glide toward the distant figures, occasionally looking down to see if his falling magma was doing any damage to the vast, golden grassland. The air was cool, though, and he was high; the bits of liquid rock quickly cooled to smokin...

Neon Dust 2.46 - Changing the Game

Enjoy today's chapter :)Appreciate you all reading!-Plum46 – Changing the GameAs Tony approached the door, he was startled when his comms came back online and Glitch’s voice came through. “We’re on the local net, using encrypted data. It’ll take them hours of sifting to notice our traffic. Sorry, I should have thought of this when we were talking a minute ago, but my head was reeling...

Neon Dust 2.45 - Party Crasher

Hope you enjoy the chapter!Have a great weekend! :)-Plum45 – Party CrasherAddie watched through Humpty’s feed as Tony rapidly fired his pistol around the corner, then ducked for cover as the plastic wall paneling deformed, peeling away from the concrete underneath as the enemy’s bullets punished it. Tony pulled one of the black grenades off his bandolier and threw it around the corner. Meanw...

AA 1.54 - At What Cost?

Here's your Friday delivery! Enjoy it while I go write some cyberpunk :)-Plum54 – At What Cost?Rhodes was much faster than it seemed a man his size ought to be. He waved his free arm in a classic martial arts block, knocking Andy’s spear to the side. Without hesitation, he pounced, pushing past Andy’s open guard. When he lifted his sledgehammer, it glowed with an orange halo and seemed t...

Victor 11.28 - World to World

Here's today's delivery! Thanks for reading :)-Plum28 – World to WorldVictor shook the man’s hand, noting the pliable nature of his metallic flesh. “I’m Victor.” As their hands unclasped, he asked, “A djinn?” He knew enough about Earth’s mythology to recognize the term—something about Arabian legends and wishes granted.“That’s right, sir. And you? Do I detect the bloo...

Andy in the Apocalypse Book 1 Art (not widescreen)

This might change when I get a publisher for the story, but here's the current art, if anyone's interested! :)

Vainglory 2 Art (not widescreen)

Official art for Vainglory, Book Two.

Vainglory 1 Art (not widescreen)

Here's the official art for Vainglory, Book 1.

AA 1.53 - Divide and Conquer

Hope you enjoy! Friday's chapter should have some resolution for you all. Sorry for all the cliffs and semi-cliffs.Cheers,Plum53 – Divide and ConquerAndy tensed, ready to spring into action. He might not be able to avoid that arrow, but he could maybe mitigate the damage—“Hold up!” a woman said, her voice instantly making connections in Andy’s head. She was one of the four people the...

Victor 11.27 - Itinerary

Here's today's chapter! Not much action, but some bits of world building that might help paint a grander picture of the universe :)Thanks!-Plum27 – ItineraryVictor looked over the very short list of possible System teleports:1. Yoonsh – 45,000 Energy beads2. Gassan – 52,000 Energy beads3. Wildroad – 280,000 Energy beadsLooking back at what Lesh had told him about world hubs, Victor...

Victor of Tucson #8, Sojourner, is now live on Audible and Kindle

Hey all! I know most of you who are into this series have already read this (a while ago), but if you're also reading the KU version or listening to the Audible, now's your chance! :)Also, don't forget that if you've read it in any shape or form, it's certainly ethical to leave me a review over on Amazon (nudge, nudge.)I appreciate you folks! :)Kindle LinkAudible LinkAs a side ...

AA 1.52 - Engagement

Enjoy the chapter! See you on Wednesday with the next. Also, sorry for the cliff, but we're still in the fight.-Plum52 – EngagementAndy slipped away from the chaos of the group—raiding party or whatever they were—and hugged the shadows of a nearby mesquite’s trunk. He heard a woman screaming about how she couldn’t stop the bleeding, and the leader barking orders as one kerosene-soake...

Victor 11.26 - Reports and Logistics

Thanks for reading! Hope you enjoy :)-Plum26 – Reports and LogisticsThe days following Victor’s consumption of Dro Vah’s heart were filled with myriad logistical problems and solutions, mostly involving his new army and what, exactly, he wanted to do with regard to the thousands of former thralls wanting to sign up for service. He was startled by the enthusiasm displayed by the people of Riv...

Neon Dust 2.44 - Action

Enjoy your Saturday evening :)Thanks for reading!-Plum44 – ActionAfter a few minutes, Addie’s voice came through comms, “It’s clear to the elevator and stairs. There’s a camera cluster there, but Glitch caught its signal. All good to go in, Alpha.”Tony glanced at Beef, clear as day in the enhanced light reception of his new helmet visor, and the big man nodded. Together, they darted ac...

Victor of Tucson Book 10 - Title and Cover Reveal

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AA 1.51 - Deception

Here's your slightly late delivery! Hope you enjoy :)See you Monday with the next chapter!-Plum51 – DeceptionAndy led his little band of night stalkers through the desert, skirting any scrub brush or dried-out cacti skeletons, careful to give them a path that wouldn’t reveal them before they were ready. The plan was for him to lead the others close, then they’d all fan out a bit while An...

Vainglory Book One Manuscript

Hey all! I had to stub VG 1 in preparation for its launch on Kindle and Audible in a couple of weeks. That being said, here's the unedited manuscript and cover art for you all to enjoy, in case you were in the middle of it and don't want to wait for the KU version! :)

Neon Dust 2.43 - Another Night, Another Lab

Here's your chapter! Happy 4th! Happy Friday!-Plum43 – Another Night, Another LabThe van was surprisingly quiet as they left the Ninety-Nine en route to the location where Glitchwitch had pinned down Victor Kwon’s lab. Addie was quiet because her mind was busy dealing with guilt and the knowledge that she was deluding herself, and everyone in her crew knew it. After a while, the things she...

AA 1.50 - Let's Hear 'em Out

Well, here we have another chapter! And I'm tired :)Enjoy while I go and grill some meat.-Plum50 – Let’s Hear ’em OutAs Andy and his six compatriots started down the long trail leading to the base of the plateau, Tucker hissed, “Damn! Wish I had a flashlight. Did anyone bring a lamp?” Andy didn’t feel like it was dark at all, but he glanced up, noticing that the moon was absent, ob...

Victor 11.25 - Natural Armor

Thanks so much for reading :)Hope you all enjoy it!-Plum25 – Natural ArmorVictor navigated the menu on the System Stone, adding project after project to the queue. Meanwhile, the sacks, boxes, and chests full of Energy beads that he’d stacked at the base of the stone were quietly depleted—the System took its payment noiselessly. He read over the many System-generated projects he’d approved...

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