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FAVORITE CUSTOMER medal reveal!
Hi there, Traxians! Erik here.I've said it before but I'll gladly say it again: as Patreon subscribers, you're the Real Favorite Customers (RFCs), but don't let anyone else hear, read, or acknowledge this fact.Okay, I'm kidding a little bit (maybe... kinda) and to be honest, we here are all so incredibly grateful to have such incredible support from so many people over these ne...
Talkin' RiffTrax: AMERICAN WEREWOLF
Howdy, Traxians! Or should I say "Howwwwlllllllll-dy!"Okay. I'll keep workshopping that one. Today we're releasing a doozy of a movie, and it's from the guy behind fan favorite Lycan Colony. So yes, there are werewolves in this one, and yesthey're American. Need we say more? We do?!?! Okay, well, here's Mike, Kevin and Bill to talk more about it. Enjoy!
Talkin' RiffTrax: BIRDEMIC 3
Greetings, Traxians! Erik here.The third (and final???) film in the Birdemictrilogy has finally arrived on RiffTrax! Granted, we skipped the one in the middle, which much like Highlander 2is really okay to skip. Here's more from our synopsis:If there were a Mount Rushmore of core RiffTrax movies, Birdemicwould absolutely be one of them. Also, instead of a mountain, our Rushmore would be sculpt...
Talkin' RiffTrax: SPACE MASTER X-7
Greetings, Traxians! Brand new to the site, it's the 1950s science-fiction movie SPACE MASTER X-7.FInally, a sci-fi film from the '50s whose title is as cheesy as the movie itself, if not cheesier! Long ago, the United States sent a rocket into space. That rocket had a monkey on it, and it was called Space Master X-7.You would be forgiven if you assumed that the movie Space Master X-7was a...
Exclusive first look at this year's Kickstarter!
Hello there Traxians!It's that time of year! Recently, some of you have been asking, "When is the next Kickstarter?" and "What are you riffing for RiffTrax Live this year?" and even "When are you going to riff Birdemic 2?" To which we can now say, "Soon", "You'll find out soon", and "Probably never."We haven't really teased these campaign...
Talkin' RiffTrax: THE KARATE KID
Hey, Traxians - It's finally here!This past week we released our second riff of the "Karate Kid" series of movies, by going back... to the past! Yes, we had already done a riff of The Karate Kid: Part IIIa while back, but thanks to our 2024 Kickstarter supporters, we were able to go back to where it all started, and release a brand new Just the Jokes commentary on the original 1980s cl...
Hangin' Out With RIffTrax: BIRDEMIC 3 - What the Actual Hell?!
Greetings, Dear Traxians! We had a last-minute Hangin' Out livestream yesterday, and we're pleased to present you with that recording. Did you know James Nguyen made a thirdBirdemicmovie? It's true! While we had heard that the second one, Birdemic 2: The Resurrectionwas much too tongue-in-cheek and winking for us to take seriously enough for a commentary, we did learn recently that Bir...
Help us design the next Kickstarter!
Hello there, Traxians!As you may have guessed, the 2025 RiffTrax Live Kickstarter is around the corner. Since all you Traxians are some of our favorite, most dedicated supporters, we wanted to ask for your input before we put on the final touches for rewards and that sort of thing. If you're so inclined, please fill out this short survey.We hope to see you all as backers of this year's Kic...
SHERLOCK HOLMES: A CASE OF EVIL (Extended Preview)
Greetings, Traxians! It's a new day, and a new month, and a new Sherlock Holmes feature-length riff is afoot! Fresh from Bridget and Mary Jo, it's a more modern Sherlock story which ironically follows around a youngdetective, and even lessironically, it stars proficient TV actors Vincent D'Onofrio, Gabrielle Anwar, and James D'Arcy! Check out the first five minutes in the player ab...
Extended preview: THE LORD PROTECTOR
Howdy, Traxians! No Talkin' RiffTrax for this one for a week or so as Kevin is on vacation (lucky for him!) but please enjoy the first five minutes of today's release, The Lord Protector.Use the coupon code PROTECTOR for 5% off just for Traxians! We ran a TraxBox Challenge caption contest last week as well for Ultra Traxians, and here's the winning caption out of manygood ones, courtes...
Hangin' Out with RiffTrax (recording): Superheroes ASSEMBLE!
EDIT: New version uploaded, please let us know if you run into any issues! Greetings, all you Traxians out there!Last week was a live Hangin' Out session with the writers and riffers (known herein as the Wriffers), talking about our forthcoming special SuperZeroes compilation!This was part of our 2024 Kickstarter stretch rewards, but why talk about it in text when it's even better when the...
Talkin' RiffTrax: THE DEATH OF RICHIE
Hello, Traxians!It's another Friday, and we bring you yet another made-for-TV cautionary tale about why you shouldn't do drugs — especially if you're Richie, a high schooler who just about goes through the wringer to the point of having a total meltdown and, well, let's just say things don't go well at the end. (Way to spoil your own final act, movie!)If only Richie had been ...
Talkin' RiffTrax: MICRO MINI KIDS!
Well hello there, Traxians! Last week we released our last feature-length B-movie riff of the year, and it sure is... something! It's got kids, who are micro and possiblymini (at least one of them wishes he was little bit taller..) and who also claim to be inventors of some sort. And the main kid is also a magician?? There's a lot to unpack, so Mike, Kevin, and Bill break it all down righ...
Hangin' Out with RiffTrax: Hallmark Movie Pitch Meeting!
Hi there, Traxians! The Christmastime season is known for many things: giving gifts and placing them under a freshly cut tree; drinking nog of egg (spiked if you like); singing songs from the public domain to anyone within earshot... but, most importantly, and the best Yuletide tradition that wecan think of: watching cheesy cornball Hallmark movies!And with our mug being filled this year with new,...
A very special Bridget, Mary Jo, Olivia Newton-John holiday giveaway!
Hello, Traxians! Erik here, with a special bit of content for you today on the ol' Traxian Patreon.In honor of Bridget & Mary Jo's recent riff, A Christmas Romance, there's a special giveaway inside the posted video, which features our CEO and co-founder David G. Martin chatting with Bridget and Mary Jo about a recent auction he attended.Find out what it is we're giving away by wat...
Extended Preview for A CHRISTMAS ROMANCE!
Howdy, Traxians! It's Friday the 13th, and it's December, so that can only mean one thing... er... well I guess it could technically mean several things, but in this case, it means a new Christmas made-for-TV movie from Bridget and Mary Jo!This one is appropriately titled A Christmas Romance- so you know what you're getting! And they say you can't judge a movie by its title...It’...
Talkin' RiffTrax: FIGHT TO WIN!
Also known as "The Magic Crystal" it's a brand-new B-movie riff to "kick" off your Friday! (Then again, this is a kick from Cynthia Rothrock, so maybe try and avoid getting kicked...) The first question you’d have if you met a talking, glowing outer space rock would probably be “Can you lick things?”Once you were assured that, of courseit could, you’d probably want to k...
Talkin' RiffTrax: OVER THE TOP!
Howdy, Traxians! Erik here. Happy Saturday!Now that you're all recovered from eating too much turkey, we proudly present to you a the much-anticipated re-riff of one of ourpersonal favorite cinematic turkeys, Over the Top! It's also a fan favorite, which helps too.What do we love so much about it? Where to begin... Perhaps it's the story of a truck driver and his attempt to repair his ...
Hangin' Out with RiffTrax: ThanksRiffing!
Howdy, Traxians! This week, Mike, Kevin, Bill, and Conor deep into the Rifftrax Library and share the characters and moments they're most thankful for.Enjoy!
Talkin' FANTASTIC ARGOMAN!
Hello, Traxians!Trying something new here on Patreon, a "drop" that lets you chat with others in real time while you watch! Patreon has been doing a lot of neat things to help us engage with our community and it's something I think could become a lot of fun going forward. Let us know what you think!As always the video source file is attached, and you can download it for offline access.
Extended preview for THE FANTASTIC ARGOMAN!
Happy Friday, Traxians!Today's releaseis a slice of 1960s Cheese starring quite possibly the best be-costumed hero character since Measuring Man. Seriously, check him out:Here's our synopsis:It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s horny as hell! It’s The Fantastic Argoman!Yes, with great power comes the great responsibility to get busy. And in between heists where he swipes priceless artif...
Talkin' RiffTrax: LITTLE LOST SEA SERPENT
Hello, Traxians! Last week we unleashed treasure in the form of something that mayyyyyybe should have remainedlost at sea. That's a little kids' movie called Little Lost Sea Serpent, and it's brought to you by the team behind Baby Ghostand Rollergator, and naturally, stars the legendary Joe Estevez. It's everything you would expect and more, so Mike, Kevin and Bill dug in a little ...
Little Lost Sea Serpent - Extended Preview!
Why hello, Traxians! It's time for another exclusive sneak peek of a latest release, and this one is something special:Fair warning, you may want to take a deep breath and brace yourself before reading the next sentence, it’s a doozy.Little Lost Sea Serpentis a film starring Joe Estevez, from the same people who made Rollergatorand Baby Ghost. There, are you okay? You made it, things can onl...
Talkin' RiffTrax: XTRO 3!
Hi there, Traxians! The guys talked about our latest riff, Xtro 3, wherein some people from our government are doing secret alien stuff, and let's just say, the aliens aren't happy about it. Enjoy! You can also download this video via the Attachments area below! (Trying something new here since Vimeo has changed our storage limits; let us know if something doesn't work!)
Extended Preview: XTRO 3 - Watch the Skies
Howdy, Traxians! Happy Friday! This week we released a new B-movie riff. And while it's the third in the franchise, no prior knowledge of any of the events in the first two movies is required! There’s a top secret military operation happening on a remote island. They’re working on a delicious new type of candy that also cures most known diseases and they intend to make it free for everybod...
Hangin' Out with RiffTrax: Costume Party
Howdy, Traxians! This week we hosted this month's "Hangin' Out with RiffTrax" featuring Mike, Kevin, Bill, and Conor talking about their favorite be-costumed characters from all of the many costumed characters we've encountered over the years. This one went a little bit long, too, because let's face it - there are a lot of choices for this particular topic. Enjoy! You can a...
Extended Preview: AMERICAN NIGHTMARE
Brand new on the website, it's a 1990s direct-to-video horror movie called American Nightmare. Just in time for Halloween! It’s Halloween night, and our cast is gathered in what appears to be the set of the Friendscoffee shop as reimagined by Bulgarian public access television. Our heroes, who depending on the lighting appear to be either juniors in college or 43 years old, confess their fea...
Talkin' RiffTrax - Lancelot: Guardian of Time
A few weeks ago, we at RiffTrax took another trip through history to the 1990s, by way of "The Time of Arthur" and starring the BeastMasterhimself, Marc Singer! Mike, Kevin, and Bill take their time marveling even more deeply at the Medieval knight's obvious wig, the Video Toaster visual effects, and the Marc Singer connection to Mike's first day as host on the Satellite of Love.Ge...
THE WOMAN WHO SINNED! (Extended Preview)
Happy Friday, Traxians! Bridget, Mary Jo, and Susan Lucci(!) are back with another whodunnit and whydidtheydunnit, The Woman Who Sinned.The Looch is art gallery owner Victoria Robeson, happily married to high powered lawyer Tim Matheson.That is, until she decides to sow some wild oats and hot dogs with sinister con man Michael Dudikoff. Her best friend, complicit in the deception, wakes up murdere...
LANCELOT: GUARDIAN OF TIME (Extended Preview)
Good morrow, Traxians! Today we bequeath unto you a new B-movie riff, and with it, this exclusive Extended Preview just for you. What brave knight doth crest yon hill of Camelot? Why, ‘tis Marc Singer, the veritable Beastmasterhimself! But instead of ferrets and mice he bears skateboards, Oakleys, and slap bracelets… forsooth, he has gone totally '90s for Lancelot: Guardian of Time!What if...
