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Congrats to anyone who knew me at this point in my life, you've known of me for a ridiculously long time!
Camo Outtakes
Y'all are cool as hell for coming on here and supporting me like this - here's a look at all of the pictures that I didn't end up posting publicly after a fun night of filling up the tank on Bud.As an aside, I've decided to add Lens access as a perk of the Build-a-Bull tier! So you folks in that tier can plan to see some of my day-to-day bullshit whenever I'm feeling horned up....
Vacay belly
Am I incessantly posting belly shots from Florida to cope with the changing weather? Perhaps. Hope y'all don't mind some sunburned egotism.
Peak Performance
I'll tell ya what, I was INTO that glass of milk.
A bit of a throwback
It's idealistic to think I still have this much left to bargain with
I’m still figuring out where I stand with polls on Patreon
On Twitter, I’m askin folks how much heavier they want to see me. What are your thoughts?
A.HAM
A musical reference with an incredibly fitting double meaning
Wishlist Gift
Thank you, kind stranger, for your commitment to my obesity! Much love 🐮❤️
COWboy
Howdy folks,Despite starting this page late in the month of October, I want to give full video tier folks two videos for the month and plan for that to be the standard in November and onward. With that being said, this one falls just shy of the seven minute mark, but it's a goodie. Thanks for bearing with me while I get this operation up and running.
“Be the keg”
My mantra for the duration of my Florida trip
🏕️
Camping last summer was good fun, minus the sunburn.
