dramamine posts
hmmm.... (wip)
"feel like i'm forgetting something..."
green light
3:14 am“c’mon,” the big pinkback said, nudging you with a foot. “be a pal?”
green light WIP
netflixing and chilling
gloved up
Paulo was sitting on a stool in the corner of the machine shop when you got there, out of breath, ten minutes late and dripping from the summer monsoon rain outside. "sorry, sorry! i got here as fast as--" your trail off as you notice the heavy duty work gloves he was wearing, dayglo yellow. you can't help but wonder how they taste.
monkey mode
@funkykongofficial "after gym dunks... the best <3 #boston #redsox #blessed #friendsfamilyfenway #itiswhatitis #sevenrings"
a good gibbon take
quit gibbon me trouble
TGIF stream!!
https://picarto.tv/gorilladrama
suburban commando
been watchin the last of us and thinking about sick tactical fits...i'm sorry for the light posting this month, i've been in the slow process of moving but i'm finally all settled in!! thank you guys for making it possible <3lots coming down the pike, stay tuned!
thirsty boy
"chug! chug! chug! chug!"
touch of grey
i love a nice comfy slightly-oversized sweatshirt
out of breath
"careful, you're gonna get the bends..."
sweet talker
(cw: ws)"fuck, does that feel nice... i'm gonna put you in my phone as 'Dickwarmer.'"'Oh shit, he put me in his phone?' you can't help but think to yourself, flattered, right before he hunches forward into your throat. "Mmmmm..."ted's got a real way with words
bolo
went to a wedding recently and got to wear one of these bad boys
am i givin you a clue?
brb, setting my tongue to "delicates" for GILF baloo
wolf and bear
couple of cuties
am i givin you a clue? WIP
yeahhhh, man...
edibles
"got a client the other day, first time trying out micro stuff--also pretty vore-curious, i can see from his profile, right? he comes over, i let him in, and first thing i do is make him swallow a microcap right in front of me. sometimes if guys get in their own heads about taking it, they get cold feet--'what if i get stuck at that size?', as if that isnt their biggest wet dream, ha h...
introducing: the BonePhone© Pro
more from the boyfrienddogverse: an innovative new cellular experience, specifically for big dumb idiots. cannot access the internet, cannot receive text messages, and can only call one person (your big dumb dog boyfriend).its the perfect phone! the BonePhone Pro.(chainsaw man phone charm sold separately; dog boyfriend not included. talk to your physician to see if the BonePhone Pro is right for y...
loanshark
money never sleeps
royal footrest
you know what they say
paws for applause
"don't you wanna watch?""oh i've watched this like six times, don't worry." <3
doe
a deer (a female deer)
junior
a quiet but ferocious young scrapper with a lot to prove"i think my opponent is a decent guy with a big mouth and a bad left knee, and not enough iron in his diet. i'm here to fix that."(guy in audience whispering) "what?" (guy next to him) "blood, he means blood, hes gonna punch him in the mouth""ohhh ok gotcha"
intimidated
"c'mon, don't be shy! come say hi!"
yoshisona
"i've always been more of a donkey kong guy, but i gotta say, i like the little saddle..."
round 2 (w/ color)
a splash of color!
sunkissed
so slowly, a sunlit dream pulls me out of sleepfeel the morning through the blindsi get to thinkin' 'bout your sunkissed faceand a quiet place, I could give you all my time
2 stupid dogs
dumdums
padlock
just some cyberpunk goon guy
factory reset
in a bleak (but hot!) future dystopia, you stumble across some rough trade in an alley behind the Chrysanthemum Hut--a hi-jacker and his prey, currently in the middle of being returned to factory settings.the big bastard probably lured him back here with the promise of a quick back-alley fuck, and by the time the headset had sealed around his face it was too late (from the way the two of them are ...




























