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loverboy
he's a goner
baloo detective
"I'll take a sixer of Old Milwaukee or Lone Star, nothing snooty.”
monkey business
🤘🐵🙈🙉🙊whenever i tell myself "just do a quick flavor text thing" i always end up getting carried away haha. i dont think they're necessarily always "canon" for the picture they accompany, either; sometimes the picture's just the jumping off point and the writing is just me goofin around and having fun 😎anyway, hope you guys enjoy!!🤘🐵🙈🙉🙊"t...
man buns
pray for our hero, he's gonna need it
love language (con subtítulos)
"i minored in bottom-text in school--i'm conversational but not fluent"
love language WIP
"good game, hit the showers!"
NIGHT PHYSICS spooktacular 2022
happy halloween, gang!!! <3
🚨 containment breach in sector 2! 🚨
"awwh, i think subject 3Z4-B likes you! i'm gonna turn off the security cams and dim the overheads so you two lovebirds can have a little privacy. have fun, you crazy kids!"
containment breach in sector 2
danger, will robinson!!
dawn of the dad
The dobermann made sure to check and double-check to see if he had been followed, setting the heavy cardboard box down on the ground to fiddle with the keys on his key ring. Nobody had ever tailed him on one of his special deliveries before, but as his old man always said: there was a first time for everything.Once he was satisfied that he was alone, Marco unlocked the door and propped it open wit...
dawn of the dad wip
a little quality time
thirst trap
amidst the rustling leaves, you can hear a slow, steady drip-drip-drip from somewhere up in the canopy...
mantra
"keep repeating it," Wendell told the initiate, lazily licking a tongue the size of a facecloth into the pup's gasping mouth. every so often, he'd interrupt the dog's mid-fuck groans with a long, lapping, intimate kiss, the sounds of it filling up the cave.Wendell felt the initiate weaken in his arms, relaxing into the attentions of the elder loup; a little good-cop bad-cop rou...
the mummy returns
rob cursed graves, get cursed prizes!
frank
“When night came I quitted my retreat and wandered in the wood; and now, no longer restrained by the fear of discovery, I gave vent to my anguish in fearful howlings. I was like a wild beast that had broken the toils, destroying the objects that obstructed me and ranging through the wood with a stag-like swiftness. Oh! What a miserable night I passed! The cold stars shone in mockery, and the bar...
frank WIP
“When night came I quitted my retreat and wandered in the wood; and now, no longer restrained by the fear of discovery, I gave vent to my anguish in fearful howlings. I was like a wild beast that had broken the toils, destroying the objects that obstructed me and ranging through the wood with a stag-like swiftness. Oh! What a miserable night I passed! The cold stars shone in mockery, and the bar...
orked out
"i think he likes you!"
watch out for that tree
all set for the costume party!"you know i'm starting to think you're ordering wildly undersized loin cloths on purpose"
🎃HALLOWEEN PROMPTS!🎃
leave your spooktacular image prompt/suggestion in a comment!! if i get too many i’ll put them together in a poll, so go nuts! 👻💀🎃😈
enthralled
"hey, after we're done, want to watch blade trinity with me? aw hell, what am i saying, of course you do <3"
graveyard smash
my contribution to the 2022 Bewere Calendar by Bewere Books!(you know i had to get dibs on october 🎃🎃🎃)
the deep end
"lets go swimming, shall we?"
shlurrp
slurrrrrrrrppppp 🤤🤤🤤
stock room
🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇🔇
stock room WIP
"keep it down, will ya?"
mid-hibernation smooch
kissus maximus
muchas gracias
"any time!"
fjall the mighty
barbarian chic
secondhand
i can fix him(dont worry gang, our production team uses herbal cigarettes that are nicotine and tobacco free, in accordance with california state law)
orc honeymoon
graaaargh!
