dramamine posts
i was born a unicorn
i missed the ark but i couldve sworn (youd wait for meee-eeeee)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p_z9NdCwpYhi res: https://i.imgur.com/f8BM6Y7.png
modern romance
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza piehi res: https://i.imgur.com/C38ECMQ.png
combo meal
gulp!hi res: https://i.imgur.com/zYRBklL.png
*jurassic park theme*
we have a t rex!hi res: https://i.imgur.com/CtdGbsk.png
trophy hunter
to be fair he raised a -ton- for charityhi res: https://i.imgur.com/2iBf9SR.jpg
le hole du gloryeux
onh honh honhhi res: https://i.imgur.com/qJTMwke.jpg
amorous canuck
"give me a kiss honey, your husband's not here!"hi res: https://i.imgur.com/a4hlNr9.jpg
dicknotized
a rite of passage goes slightly awryhi res: https://i.imgur.com/lMWr7b6.png
gentle encouragement
everybody needs a cheerleader sometimeshi res: https://i.imgur.com/XbLgugj.png
even gracious-er
emily post up in this onehi res: https://i.imgur.com/kIrQ9zq.jpg
both eyes if you please
classics are classics for a reasonhi res: https://i.imgur.com/BtqcIuT.png
draculion
its just corn syrup dont worryhi res: https://i.imgur.com/sXJBxtq.png
gracious host
you just don't see manners like that anymorehi res: https://i.imgur.com/7qfni1b.png
horseplay
hi res: https://i.imgur.com/cqG6cmz.pngmpreg: its no laughing matter
tough customer
hi res: https://i.imgur.com/tHO0cHz.png
changing your perspective
hi res: https://i.imgur.com/KK4QokH.pngmeeting a very persuasive new friend
backstage pass
hi res: https://i.imgur.com/1Z2h99u.pnga groupie's dream come true
there's always a bigger fish
and it always has a bigass dickhi res: https://i.imgur.com/v8a3Jwn.jpg
drunk broadway
https://i.imgur.com/wh6Wy8X.png"it's fucking -sweet-, dude."
incident in the airlock 2
hi res: https://i.imgur.com/DsNTL1a.png
incident in the airlock 1
hi res:https://i.imgur.com/tUy9y8c.png"its like one minute you're grumbling about having to fix some faulty airlock mechanism in the xenobio wing, and the next minute y--"
late night in the gym showers
hi res: https://i.imgur.com/5nDrnT8.jpg
the wild hunt
hi res: https://i.imgur.com/morSSZg.png
snowballing
doki dokihi res: https://i.imgur.com/XBijcnW.png
pyrotechnics
"shit, i GOTTA fuck you at one of our shows!"hi res: https://i.imgur.com/BLyJa2H.jpg
pornhub
just a pygmy elephant boy enjoying the benefits of a waterproof phone casehi res: https://i.imgur.com/Whl12UW.png
persuasive
old sales techniquehi res: https://i.imgur.com/YLzVb1D.png
gilf redux
"my way or the highway, buster brown"hi res: https://i.imgur.com/9L1vZHw.png
symbiote fun: out of hand
shit, what was the customer service number??hi res: https://i.imgur.com/8OmOliP.jpg
symbiote fun (larger ballz)
bigger ballshi res: https://i.imgur.com/EJP6HqG.jpg





























