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blessed WIP
"it's such an honor..."
wallet chain
sickstudio apartment...
wallet chain WIP
chomp chomp!
the hoosegow
the local sherriff's latest and greatest invention to deter cattle-rustlers...
the hoosegow WIP
alternate titles:Dadwood (like "Deadwood")Dadwouldthose are all for now
kegstand
"the athleticism on display is -breathtaking-..."
storage closet
"we can't take -too- long...""look man, i'm a safety inspector. you cannotrush safety on a worksite. now, help me with your belt buckle..."
storage closet WIP
"meet me in the storage closet in 10 mins...."
kegstand WIP
"chug! chug! chug! chug!"
grey sweatpants WIP
"hey man, my eyes are up here!"
beer o'clock
"you look thirsty, bud!"
cosplay
"eek a choo WAH kah!"**"Man, this vape tastes great!"
carbonited
"aww, hell, not again!"
sizecuck
"hey, check out free willy! ha ha ha!"
lawncare
"boy, it sure is a hot one today, huh?"
patiently waiting
"two minutes early," he thought, watching the car pull into the gravel driveway below. "good boy."
dragon boy
he's on vacation
tip jar
"To become a full member of the Hellhounds, a "prospect" must be unanimously confirmed by the rest of the full club members.Before votes are cast, a "prospect" usually travels to every charter in the sponsoring charter's geographic jurisdiction (state, province, or territory) and introduces himself to every "full-patch" member. This allows each voting member to beco...
drought conditions
love a good chuck jones desert background... beep, beep!
confidence
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take!
watch the ______
"hell, i might just paint you gold!"
pragmatic
"we'll find something to do with you, don't worry..."
employee onboarding
"you got a lot of ground to cover!"
heat wave 2: hyperthermia
"fuuuck yeah, you gonna do my laundry, too?""i--ah! I alreadydo your l-laundry!""...huh, i guess you kinda do!
cramped elevator
"these guys requested a medevac back to our room for some coconut water, haha," the gator said, winking. "you ever have coconut water before?
biggest fan (full)
"there we go, i autographed you and everything."
biggest fan 4
"he said yes!!"
biggest fan 3
"i suck at taking compliments."
biggest fan 2
"one mississippi, two mississippi..."
biggest fan 1
"is that a leather fanny pack? at the gym?"
