HEART ATTACK GRILL: The Whole Story
The experience was main..
🕑 Added 2023-04-03 03:08:15 +0000 UTC
HEART ATTACK GRILL: The Whole Story
The experience was mainly a giant, lard-filled stuffing extravaganza. Had to be sneaky with the camcorder, as I got scolded twice. Didn’t get the whole check-in process with the “nurses.” They put him in his hospital gown and Weighed him on a regular scale (the kind ant a doctors office that only goes to 350). Then they asked if he wanted to do a public weigh-in for the free food, and he went for it! I got told to stop recording during the stage show so it cut off, but their scale read 532. That’s actually off. He’s fatter. Lmao. Then they had fatty bow and he got a round of applause.
Then he got served a butterfat cream shake, with a slab of butter as the garnish and four deep-fried brown-sugar brownies. They made it clear it was just for looks, and he didn’t have to eat the butter, but I mean… 😈 he ate the butter like a good pig. He also ate all his brownies.
The guys at the table next to us were watching him like an attraction and asking questions. One got a little rude and called him fat in a demeaning way, but I handled that swiftly.
Then he got served his first meal, which was a Bypass Burger. The burger was fried in lard and came with 7 pieces of thick-cut bacon. The fries were double fried in pork fat.
Then, he had an 18” hot dog. It was the biggest I’ve ever seen. It has 12 slices of bacon on it (you can see him eating the bacon off the hotdog first) the hot dog was also deep-fried in lard.
At this time, a European husband and wife started asking him questions about how much food he likes to eat, and said he was, “Quite a big boy!” His mouth was stuffed with grease and lard-fried food so I did a lot of talking for him. Haha.
That’s when he got his second hot-dog. This time no bacon, because he was ‘worried about the sodium because it was salty.’ Yes, fatboy, the sodium was the unhealthy part. Hahaha.
The other part of the restaurants schtick is if you’re a 350+ pounder and eat for free, you have to finish ALL your food or you get spanked by a ‘nurse’ in front of everyone. The ‘nurses’ said they had the paddle ready for fatty, thinking there was no way he’d finish the second hot dog. I was one proud feeder when he proved them wrong. He demolished 36” of lard fried bacon dogs, a lard fried bacon burger, double-lard-fried fries, and a butterfat cream shake (including the deep fried brownies and the ACTUAL BUTTER).
Best experience. Feeders, I 100% recommend taking your pig to this place 😈🐷
