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🕑 Added 2022-12-04 13:30:35 +0000 UTC i went to the beach today, it was so lovely! π i found a message in a bottle!! π it said β*SOS please save me i am slave get police, yours shipwrecked, Jackie chan*β hehe the font was so swirly and cute ! π₯° the water splashed around my ankles, it was so warm and ticklish ! the sand bar was raised like a little picturesque balcony on top of the ocean waves π bobbing in the water was another message ! π β*pls to my number one fan it is i Jackie chan Hong Kong actor, filmmaker, martial artist, and stuntman, acting since 1960s, and performing in more than 150 films, well known for my slapstick acrobatic fighting style, comic timing, and innovative stunts, which i typically performs myself, help pls help i am slave*β how silly ! β¨ i chased a seagull! but tripped over some glassπ and dug up under shells and driftwood yet another stupid letter! π β*people make me their slave pls help, yours shipwrecked, Jackie βbelieve in yourself βπ»β Chan*β i threw away the stupid bottle and the stupid letter leave me alone, i skipped under the pier, and thought to make a sand castl- π β*still stuck on Chan island haha no but seriously I am a slave here im forcd to obey my new masters pls anyone help*β so then i thought this was a good time for some coconut ice cream! 10/10 mouth watering π₯° what did u do today? π
