Thank you for coming to the Stiphsjs museum. Over here, thi..
🕑 Added 2022-04-15 15:40:13 +0000 UTC
Thank you for coming to the Stiphsjs museum. Over here, this is our star exhibit, a long, sexy, beautiful penis. It has erupted many, many times in the past, but it is now safely dormant and carefully preserved and locked away inside our unbreakable plexiglass. Legend has it that this penis has never been touched by human flesh…and given its current state, it may never be. Scientists estimate there is as high as a 40% chance that this cock may never experience the wonderful sensations of sexual intimacy. Further, a recent study conducted by the American Cock Association states that it is possible that this beautiful penis may never cum ever again, making it an invaluable artifact in the study of male abstinence.
I know you want to touch it but please be reasonable and keep your filthy hands off the glass.
