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Morning sweeties๐ Quick story for you๐ Few years ago I was o..
🕑 Added 2023-05-09 11:04:51 +0000 UTC Morning sweeties๐ Quick story for you๐ Few years ago I was on a date with a dude and everything was going great. We were vibing, having a good time, and just enjoying each other's company. And then, out of nowhere, he hits me with this gem: 'You're not like other girls. You actually have a brain' And I'm just like, 'Wow, thanks for the backhanded compliment, Steve. You're not like other guys. You actually have a tiny dick.' And I kid you not, this dude's face just turned beet red. But you know what? I wasn't even mad. I mean, if you're gonna come at me with a diss, at least make it a good one. And let's be real, we all know that size matters. So I just leaned in, winked at him, and said, 'Don't worry, Steve. I like 'em small.' And that's how you assert dominance, ladies and gentlemen.๐ค
