So I thought y'all might wanna hear a funny/sad story that h..
🕑 Added 2021-01-06 04:39:41 +0000 UTC
So I thought y'all might wanna hear a funny/sad story that happened earlier today. I made some homemade guacamole and salsa for lunch, and I used 2 jalapenos as part of the recipe. Anyway fast forward to like 20 minutes after lunch, and I was getting naked to film a video clip. I start filming, and I spit all over my dildo to lube it up, and slide it in my pussy. Everything is fine for another few minutes, then suddenly my pussy feels like it's on FIRE. It was burning like crazy and I was freaking out cuz I had no idea what was going on, then I remembered I had eaten jalapenos for lunch and things made a lot more sense.
Moral of the story... don't eat jalapenos and try to masturbate right after or else your junk will be on fire. LOLLL I'm an idiot 😭😂
