Me n @euphoriahaze420 went for kbbq and I told her when we g..
🕑 Added 2023-05-21 04:06:39 +0000 UTC
Me n @euphoriahaze420 went for kbbq and I told her when we get home am gonna make her dessert!
First I took her ass to H Mart and the Korean cosmetics and skincare counters cos a hot bitch has to stay HOT!
I turned around and she disappeared I thought I lost her!! So I just posted up near the claw machine till I ran out of quarters but I was secretly just using the mirrored backboard to scan each face as I grew more anxious by the minute.
I was about to take my shit and go make some posters about it when out of nowhere here comes this fucking strawberry-shortcake mermaid-hair-looking hot bitch and she is walking toward me!! It’s HER!! I thought I smelled kbbq…
Turns out she snuck to the Asian salon real quick for a shampoo and a trim and she came out looking so fresh but with a hint of garlic.
We got back home and she asked me what dessert am making. I said be patient I’m gonna make it in the bathroom. I closed the door on her gray face and let her sit in horror for a minute. Little while later I told her to come inside. In the bathroom I drew up a hot bath for her with “movie star” (😍 her words, not mine) big-screen style bubbles. I told her lmk if the water is too hot. Although she was kind of puzzled she got in.
“I’m confused. Did you order dessert from Postmates or something??”
“Shut up hot bitch you smell like kalbi. I said I was gonna make you dessert…and I’ll be doing the eating. Now spread your ass, take those starfish portraits the dudes like, wash up for me. All you can eat cheeks babyyy!” 😈👅👅👅👅👅👅👅😈
