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No Need For Hygiene part 2
🕑 Added 2022-03-24 21:37:59 +0000 UTCNo Need For Starships
In the depths of outer space the bright red Galaxy Police ship of Detective Kyione Makibi cruised along to its destination of Earth. Sat in her seat looking up at the ceiling Kyione was currently undergoing more of a headache than usual. The usual source of her headaches came from her partner, the blonde ditz Mihoshi, but on some level she was used to those headaches. No, these latest headaches were much, much stronger than usual.
“Kyioooone! Heeeelp!”
Kyione heard the whining call of her partner and wrinkles began to form on her forehead while she furrowed her brow in annoyance.
“What is it now? Oh for the love of-I told you to go in sideways! Sideways!”
Kyione had her hands on her hips as she looked at her blob of a partner stuck in a passage.
“Uuuu-” Mihoshi cried, her lower lip quivering. “I t-t-tried to Kyione but then I felt my belly and my butt press against the side and I panicked and turned and then I got stuck again!”
Kyione facepalmed and sighed before looking over the blob. Mihoshi was pouring out of her blue Galaxy Police uniform, her tan belly hanging out and dangling against the top of her shins. Her uniform jacket wasn’t even close to coming together due to her enormous bust that seemingly defied the artificial gravity of the starship, sticking straight out with her nipples pointing forward. Behind her the rear of her slacks had blown out and her blubbery asscheels were exposed, wobbling with every motion she made. Her butt was wide, wide enough to get stuck in the various doors in the ship, hence Kyione’s suggestion to walk through sideways and for a time this worked.
But only for a time.
Kyione scolded her, “Too fat to go through a door. I should just leave you in there for the rest of the trip, it serves you right!”
Terror struck through Mihoshi’s face “Oh no Kyione, anything but that! Please help me!”
Kyione groaned and grasped Mihoshi’s round soft meaty arms, starting to pull.
“I can’t believe how FAT you’ve gotten Mihoshi! You’re an embarrassment of a Galaxy Police Detective! You just had to eat those desserts at the last space station, didn’t you!”
Mihoshi shook her head in agony, “They were sooo good, I couldn’t help myself!”
““Couldn’t help yourself'' sounds right. You couldn’t help yourself from eating donuts at your desk, you couldn’t help yourself from needing a larger uniform size, and now you couldn’t help yourself from getting stuck in a door! You have absolutely NO self control!”
Kyione scolded and fat shamed Mihoshi who continued to whimper and cry. All of Kyione’s rough pulling rustled Mihoshi’s stomach however and she farted loudly.
“Ugh! And that’s another thing you just WON’T STOP FARTING! It’s disgusting having to hear you relieve yourself wherever you please.”
“I-I can’t help it Kyione, I’m being pulled and yelled at, I can’t hold it in.”
“And all those other times? I don’t know why but ever since you got fat you fart like a cow and worst of all I have to smell it all over the place because the ship is pressurized! It stinks in here!”
“I’m sorry Kyione!”
“Whatever porky,” said the fit and trim Kyione, “Let’s just get you out of here before we reach Earth. Worse comes to worse, Tenchi can get the jaws of life.”
Mihoshi whimpered and farted as the cruiser pushed on through space.
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Ayeka was watching television while Tenchi swept leaves outside. She was eating a bag of cheese doodles and was getting cheese dust all over her round fingers. Periodically she would use her pink kimono as a napkin, deliberately wiping her dirty fingers on it.
“I’m positively filthy,” Ayeka said while taking another mouthful, “That day in the bathroom proved all of this is worth it. Tenchi truly loves slobs.” At that Ayeka let a deep fart rip into the couch seats and she was enveloped in an invisible cloud of gas.
Ayeka scratched her unwashed hair and was delighted at the dandruff that fell down like snowflakes. “Everything's coming together perfectly,’ Ayeka smiled and groaned, leaning forward to reach the whole cheesecake she had been taking a break on. She licked her lips greedily at the sweet treat that she was almost finished with while she struggled against her bulbous fat stomach. Ayeka had only become bigger and was practically spherical in shape sitting as she was.
She was always sitting these days.
“Hnnn, bother,” Ayeka grunted, now working up a sweat working against her gut. Her messy dirty kimono never got washed anymore and was constantly getting soaked in Ayeka’s sweat, making the outfit smelling like a smelly gym. “Ooooh!’ Ayeka squealed, extending her round arms trying to reach, her flabby upper arms wobbling and sagging and her bulging facial jowls turning red in her effort just to reach more cake to make her even fatter.
Just then Ryoko phased in from the ceiling, chuckling “Hehe hello princess landwhale, need help with anything?”
Upon entering the room her body odor overpowered Ayeka’s musky cloud of BO and farts. “Nnnngh!” Ayeka moaned, pinching her nose.
“Oh you noticed that, huh?” Ryoko was wearing her blue and yellow striped dress and looked even more blob like in stripes as she bobbed in the air with each bob sending ripples through her entire butterball body.
“Ryoko you hog! What did you do to yourself to create such a stench?!”
Ryoko grinned, her fleshy jowls lifting up. “If you must know lard princess, I got Washu to do some stuff for me. Gene therapy or whatever that gremlin said. It’s making me sweat even more,” Ryoko ran the sleeve of her dress to her forehead and Ayeka could see the smelly fumes coming out from under her arms. Ryoko took Ayeka’s cake and shoved a big handful of it straight into her mouth, causing Ayeka to squeal “My cake!”
After swallowing Ryoko let a long sputtering wet fart escape her enormous ass that stained the back of her dress in a deep brown streak. Ryoko grew a smug grin as she smelled her flatulence and said “She also improved my farts. Food goes right through me now. Bet you Tenchi’s gonna love that.”
Ayeka gagged at the awful smell, physically dry heaving as Ryoko held up her soft bloated wrist which was covered in a bracelet. “Washu also made me this teleportation bracelet. I just gotta think where I wanna go and just like that I’m there. I think I’m going to go on a dine and dash spree,” Ryoko said before shoving the last slice of Ayeka’s cheese cake into her mouth.
“Buh bye!” Ryoko spoke with her mouthful and vanished from the house.
“Oh that! Oh! OH!” Ayeka yelled out in pure bile and frustration. “That witch! That WITCH!” Ayeka’s cheeks turned bright red, her blood pressure skyrocketed and she whined and whined feeling the familiar chest pain she had begun to feel lately whenever she got agitated.
“I’ll show her!” Ayeka heaved herself to her feet, her anger fueling her against all 800 pounds of her. But then she saw Kyione and Mihoshi starship landing on the front lawn. “Oh, I’ll deal with that monster later,” she muttered, falling back down onto the couch like a heap of blubber.
Outside, Tenchi looked up at the ship sitting in his yard.
“I don’t think I’ll ever get used to this,” Tenchi remarked as Kyione came out. He then noticed Mihoshi was absent, “Hey Kyione, where’s Mihoshi?”
Kyione shook her head, “She’s stuck at the moment.”
Tenchi scratched the back of his head while asking in confusion “Stuck at the moment?”
“She got really super fat while we were out and she got stuck in a door.”
“What?!”
“I know, I’m really mad at her right now so I’m going to leave her in there for a while to teach her a lesson. I’ll need your help to her out though..” Kyione explained, sounding downright embarrassed. As she entered the house though she immediately yelled out “What the hell!” while pinching her nose before seeing the land whale that was Ayeka “WHAT?! YOU TOO?! Is that stench coming from you?!”
Ayeka saw Tenchi come in after Kyione into the smelly house that was saturated in Ryoko’s overpowering methane. She saw how Tenchi didn’t hold his nose at all, seemingly enjoying the stench of Ryoko’s gas. Blushing immensely, Ayeka opened her mouth to say “Y-yes, it was all me.”
“Yeah, she and Ryoko have changed a lot,” Tenchi awkwardly said as Ayeka farted again and intensified the stench in the house, “To be honest it’s not too bad once you get used to it.”
“Get used to it?!” Kyione exclaimed, amazed that Tenchi could happily live in wat amounted to a dutch oven.
Sasami came waddling into the room, each step making her flabby blown up body wobble and shake while carrying with her a platter of nachos. “I’ve got your nachos Ayeka, ooooh-” Sasami said with pride in her voice at her fattening creation before she groaned and let out her own loud fart. “Oh goodness,” Sasami moaned after the deep release of gas from her wide dump truck ass that mirrored Ayeka’s figure hundreds of pounds ago, “It must be all this weight I’m putting on.”
Kyione was shocked, even little Sasami was a bulging quivering mound of fat. She watched Sasami put the platter on her sister’s belly which Ayeka dug into, gobbling down cheesy chili covered chips at a fast rate.
“Are you ready to get Mihoshi out? Kyione?” Tenchi asked, bringing Kyione out of her daze.
“What? Oh yeah, I forgot,” she moaned “If we must…”
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The other patrons looked on in disgust.
This blue haired blob had wandered into this American style restaurant and was chowing down and pigging out. Ryoko had multiple big burger stacks and a tray of hotdogs that she was gobbling down.
Ryoko was eating so fast she was working up a sweat, her modified sweat glands going into overdrive. She constantly had to wipe her brow to prevent sweat from running down into her piggy eyes. She was seated on five entire chairs and was still close to overflowing the edges.
“Huurmph! Gooooorp!”
Loud undignified noises were constantly being made as Roko stuffed her gullet, letting out gas at will. After one particular fart she moaned “Ooooh!” and wiggled in her chair moaning, “Mmmm, that was a wet one. I bet Tenchi will love that.”
She picked up a whole cheesecake and ate it with one hand. She picked up an ice cream sundae and tipped it down her mouth, her bib of 7 chins of pure congealed fat quivered as she did so.
As she ate she soon noticed three big fat nasty flies hovering above her. Her fleshy jowls turned upright in a grin “I’m attracting flies like an animal.” Ryoko let out another damp fart and corrected herself, “A big fat nasty animal.” she said with a smug tone.
After scooping the last ketchup covered fry into her maw Ryoko hovered up and began to float to the door. The manager, who had been watching in horror, suddenly came rushing out “Mam! Mam you haven’t paid!”
Ryoo peered behind her soft shoulder “Hmmm? Oh I had no intention of paying.” Ryoko grunted and pushed out a sputtering wet fart, the stench making her hungry all over again, “Thanks for the meal, byyye!”
With a jangle of her bracelet Ryoko vanished, leaving the manager slumping to the ground and crying his eyes out, Ryoko had eaten him out of business.
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“Wow, she’s really stuck tight,” Tenchi said, amazed at Mihoshi’s stuck state.
“I’m s-sorry Tenchi!” Mihoshi cried while stuck in place.
“See what I have to deal with? I just-wait what are you doing?” Kyione wa shocked when Tenchi pulled Mihoshi’s pants down.
“Eeee!” Mihoshi squealed, her brown dimpled buttocks shaking like jelly and clapped together when she let out a loud fart. Even though Mihoshi’s loud gust of wind passed Tenchi’s face he didn’t make a face nor held his nose.
“I gotta do this to apply the butter just right. Sorry Mihoshi,” Tenchi apologized as he dipped his hand in the tub of butter before squeezing between Mihoshi’s soft brown hips and the door. Slowly Tenchi buttered the butter-butted blonde’s buttocks and soon enough Mihoshi came unplugged and was pulled out backwards, backing into Tenchi.
“Thank you so much Tenchi!” Mihoshi cheered and farted into Tenchi’s groin. Tenchi felt the gas hit his crotch and blushed, feeling his cock rise against Mihoshis cheeks and Mihoshi blushing widely “Oh Tenchi!”
Kyione was blushing as well watching this.
“Wow, Tenchi really does like fat smelly shameless girls…” Kyione thought to herself while watching Mihoshi fart again loud and long. Smelling Mihoshi’s fresh flatulence fill the starship crashed into Kyione’s thoughts and made her gag.
“Ack! I need fresh air or I’m going to die!”
Meanwhile Ayeka was outside Washu’s door pounding on it with a fat hand.
“Washu! Open up this instance! I saw what you did to Ryoko, that's not fair! I demand to be bigger! I demand to be smellier! I want to be absolutely disgusting! Open this door at once!”
Just like that the door opened, Ayeka curiously looked inside….
To Be Continued…
