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Rebuilding Megan: The Blog of Megan Waters
🕑 Added 2021-10-10 21:24:53 +0000 UTCOctober 23rd 2020
Amazon and weed is a bad mix.
In my continuing adventures in being a stoner I found that I really shouldn't browse Amazon while I'm high and especially when I have the munchies.
I bought a box of Reese's Peanut Buttercups, the kind you see in stores. There's 36 of them and I've been sitting here watching TV, hitting my bong, and eating them out of the box. On the floor around my feet is a growing mound of wrappers. Really, my whole apartment is a pigsty but...bending over and picking things up is such a pain.
No really, I get literal back pain if I bend over too much. It's really, really, disgusting how out of shape I am right now. I never thought such a state was possible. But, as I've learned it totally possible.
My poor body.
But where was I?
Oh right.
So I've just been going threw these things like literal candy. Which isn't helping me at all, but when you've got a head in a purple haze you don't really think about it. Even now all these things aren't upsetting me as much as they should be. It's easy when you're drugged out of your mind.
Life just seems to be in this constant state of routine. It's not like I'm going anywhere.
The protests and riots have quieted. The outside doesn't look like hell on earth anymore, the blood red skies have cleared up.
God that last month was just...this has really been such a trying year.
How would you feel, looking outside your window and the sky is red and the sun is red and there's fires all around you in this State?
Sure I'm binging because I'm a nasty pig, but I'd say I'm more than justified. It's stress eating at this point.
I did have something good happen though!
So Dominos got a new delivery driver and he's really cute. A bit youngish, I sorta feel like a couger with him, but he's very eager. His eyes kept getting wider and wider each time I answered the door wider and wider.
But his looks weren't one of disgust, they were the same lustful fat woman lover eyes I've seen before. But they were different, mostly because it turned out he was still a virgin.
After the fourth week of delivering me pizza I invited him inside and one thing led to another
I gave him his first blow job! It was really sloppy since I was so horny, but he enjoyed it tremendously. I have to say though, giving him a blow job is one more example of how out of shape I am.
Getting down on my knees hurt!
And it's even worse getting up!
He's cute, very eager, and even thanked me which was kinda weird, but I corrected him.
We did all the positions, his favorite was 69. He buried his face in my gross cottage cheese and I slobbered all over his cock. With my mouth stuffed with his cock my nose was doing most of the breathing for me behemoth body and it sounded like pig snorts, which really drove him wild.
We got to know each other a bit, he explained he was supposed to graduate high school this year, but COVID has delayed that. Instead of graduating at 18 I guess he'll just graduate at 19.
He asked me if we were going to date now, but I told him he's a little too young for that. But I wouldn't mind being his friend and fuck buddy. At first he was disappointed but hearing the last bit really cheered him up, it was adorable. It's just too bad he's so young, he'd be mister right if he was a couple years older.
I just can't seem to win, sigh.
My mom called and wants me over for Thanksgiving. I tried to weasel out of it, talking about COVID and such, but she shot all that down. I told her I'll see if I can, but I really don't want to go. I'm fatter than ever and I know, I just know she'll give me lots of shit about it.
As this crazy year gets closer to the end I'm still left here bewildered at what I'm going to do with this huge sagging bag of goo I'm carrying around my middle.
I guess I'll just take another hit
#wearamask #oregonlife #smokeweedeveryday #couger
