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X-Men: God Loves, Woman Eats
🕑 Added 2019-07-21 15:00:02 +0000 UTCX-Men: God Loves, Woman Eats
By FC Punk
Prologue:
“Are you ready!”
Jubilee had a big grin on her face as she held up a DVD case.
Laura, also known as X23, looked at the DVD in her hands. “The Ark? What is that?”
Jubilee gave Laura a look of surprise, “What do you mean? You’ve never seen the Ark? 1979? That movie about a starship crew exploring a dead ship while being hunted by an alien? You’ve never heard of it?”
“I spent my childhood being trained to be the perfect assassin. I really don’t know much about pop culture from before I joined the school.”
It had been a stressful week for the X-Men with a double whammy of Apocalypse and for the students such as Laura and Jubilee it was also finals. Now it was Saturday night and Laura and Jubilee were in Jubilee’s dorm ready to have a girl’s night.
Jubilee sighed, “That’s right, you wouldn’t have would you? That’s okay though! This will just be your first time seeing the greatest sci fi horror movie of all time! It’s going to be-wait, you finished all the popcorn? That was your second bowl!”
Laura looked at the empty party bowl and then back at Jubilee, “I was hungry.”
“Yeah, but two bowls?”
Laura shrugged, “It’s my healing factor. I could eat an entire pizza and only feel bloated for maybe,” Laura paused, silently thinking before saying, “Three minutes? I’ve never really tried it. But my point is, it’s really really hard for me to get full.”
Jubilee was impressed with the tiny girl, “Wow, that’s pretty cool. So it must be impossible for you to get fat.”
Laura shook her face, “Actually it’s the opposite. Since I can’t be full for long it means I need to eat more just to get full again. If I wasn’t an X-Man I would end up fat as whale.”
“So you’d end up like Xian?”
“Karma? What happened to her?”
Jubilee hadn’t been there at the time, but Karma’s possession by Shadow King and her enormous weight gain was well known.
“Nothing, it’s a long story. We’ll just put another bag in the microwave and start the movie.”
Laura and Jubilee did just that and watched The Ark with the lights off. Laura had seen enough horrific things her entire young life that she was largely desensitized, but there was something about this movie that was affecting Laura. The movie had an innate sense of dread to it from the multi-tentacle armed alien that was hiding in the shadows, hunting the crew members one by one.
Laura found himself cuddling up to Jubilee, wrapping her arms around her for comfort. Jubilee noticed this and didn’t say anything, it was rare for Laura to show this side of her. Instead she stroked Laura’s hair, it was all she could do.
After the movie was over both of them were tired and decided to sleep, it was late at night anyways. The girls decided to share the same bed that night and slept together.
However.
As they slept their television suddenly turned back on and an eerie green glow started to emit from it. From the flat screen a series of tentacles came out and a twisted psychedelic octopus followed. The sickening green light flooded and polluted the room as the octopus slithered, it’s skin was constantly shifting in color like a schizophrenic mood ring.
The octopus slowly crawled under the covers and wrapped it’s tentacles around the two mutants. The foul tentacles wrapped around their legs like stripes on a candy cane before entering their vaginas. The tentacles jiggled and shook, wiggling in a most vulgar way.
“Nnnnn,” Laura let out a lewd moan in her sleep, snuggling up to Jubilee tighter as the tentacles went to work on her, Jubilee echoing with her own moan as well.
After a good minute the tentacles pulled out and the octopus slowly snuck out of the covers crawled back into the television, the glow disappearing and everything returned to normal.
Laura suddenly stirred and Jubilee yawned, "Is everything okay?"
Laura rubbed her eye with one hand, something didn't feel right.
"I'm fine, I think I had a nightmare."
To Be Continued...
