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🕑 Added 2021-05-13 23:11:02 +0000 UTCChapter 2: Two Months Later
Day 71:
Amy sighed in relaxation as oxygen was being pumped into her nose.
In two months Amy had crossed into nine hundred pounds of heavy heavy lard. Her sides were overflowing and overhanging off her scooter like her wide ass. Amy wore a yellow string bikini that was decorated in pineapples. Rolling about outside on the deck her tan continued unabated, her brown skin only growing darker as she paraded around the ship.
Her heavy flab weighed the scooter down, but even the scooter’s decreased speed sent her blubber into a sloshing fit.
As the sun set over the ocean and Amy looked over it she tried to take a big whiff of the sea air, however all she got was more oxygen from the tube in her nose. Not that she was complaining, for a huge obese person like Amy having more oxygen never hurt.
While she took on the pink and orange sky she muttered to herself, “I need a drink.”
She rolled to the bar where she asked for a shot of vodka and for the bartender to leave the bottle. One shot, two shot, in quick succession made her nose wrinkle and caused her to shake her face, sending her fleshy cheeks into a wobbling fit. For a whale of a woman like Amy it took a lot of booze to get her anywhere near drunk. After the third and forth shot Amy felt a familiar warmness swell up inside her.
Suddenly Daphne came rolling in on her scooter also, still in the clothes she had slept in.
“Well good evening Miss Emo Princess, hehehe” Amy gave a slurred little giggle as she downed her next two slots, “I thought you were never getting out of bed. It’s been four days.”
“Give me a break, I was literally in a coma,” Daphne mumbled, hair a disheveled mess while asking the bartender for her own bottle of vodka that she started drinking straight from.
“Well, now’s a better time than any to be awake, sleeping beauty. The night’s still young.”
“Night time is the best time,” Daphne took a swig of her own vodka bottle and swooned, feeling her body immediately heat up. Despite weighing more than a baby killer whale Daphne could hold her liquor a lot less than Amy. “Hooo!” Daphne swooned, having to momentarily take off her nasal tubes before putting them back on.
Daphne looked like someone had been shoveling the weight on her, a complete and utter pile of lard. Her grotesque swollen legs were wrapped up in bandages to prevent them from weeping fluid due to her worsening lymphedema.
“You’re definitely a night owl for sure, hehe,” Amy giggled around another shot as her words began to slur “Y-you know Daphne I reaaallyy dig thaat emo look of yours, yer such a cutie!”
With black ribbon in her hair Daphne bemoaned, “I didn’t ask to be born. I didn’t ask to be thrust into this world of pain and insanity. My fat is my anguish piled onto my body. I await the end of this cruise.”
A nurse gave Daphne a shot of insulin as Daphne brooded over her liqour.
“Oh you big drama queen,” Amy jabbed her enormous fat bloated arm.
Daphne ignored her and ordered lots of food. After being in a coma Daphne was absurdly starving.
Day 123
Four months had passed and both girls were not looking well at all as the cruise ship entered port.
Amy and Daphne laid half awake and half asleep in their hospital beds being kept alive by the buzzing and beeping machines. Alex and the crew were filming the final weigh in.
Daphne winced, her legs hurt so bad. They were due to get cut off once they got her off the ship and taken to a real hospital. Her thumb hit her morphine button and she oohed feeling what amounted to heroin spike through her veins.
Amy looked around her as she was being hooked up to the crane scale. She had lost her vision completely and was blind as a bat. The big blob of fat was lifted up but screamed when she felt her body being pulled back by gravity.
“FUCK!” Amy yelled out, her nipples immediately getting hard from the sensation of feeling all of her weight being played around like a tug of war.
The nurses in the room became alarmed as her heart spiked.
“She’s having an attack! CODE BLUE!”
With a gleaming lustful smile Amy passed away as the sound of her flatline echoed in the room. The weight of the carcass was 997lbs.
Alex was beside himself in grief, but knew he had a job to do. Paperwork legal work, it was all taken care of. He just didn’t expect it to actually happen. “She was so close too,” Alex muttered to himself as Amy was lowered and covered with a sheet.
Daphne was hooked up and yelled out even louder as she was weighed.
“One Thousand and One POUNDS!?!” Alex shouted out, unable to remain quiet during the filming.
Daphne coughed up some spittle like a dying fish as they lowered the half ton emo back down.
“Huuuf Hooof”
Daphne was sweating buckets under her vulgar amount of excess lard. She was like Jabba the Hutt, all slimy and smelly as Daphne soon crapped herself under her heavy piles of ass fat.
She had achieved it, now everyone could see her pain, how it morphed her body. They could see her sheer anguish and emotion. The despair of horrible reality.
“Ahhhh” Daphne cummed somewhere under her mounds and jammed her morphine button with her thumb, sending her into a morphine overdose.
When Alex heard her flatline he lowered his head. The gravity of the situation really just hit him. And his bosses wanted the trailer ready.
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Voice Over: Get ready for a cruise of a lifetime!
Shots of Amy rolling about on her scooter in her bikini.
VO: Meet Amy and Daphne, two ladies that don’t care about their size and actually love getting bigger!
Amy: It’s better than sex!
Daphne: I’ll eat until I die.
VO: These ladies know how to indulge and on this cruiseship they really let go!
Scenes of both girls ravaging the buffets. Amy ordering ice cream by the pool. Camera pans back buckets upon buckets of golden french fries.
VO: These fatties are going HOG WILD taking advantage of a cruise just for them! They won’t stop eating no matter what [scene of Amy crying streams of tears over a bloated stuffed stomach] the [Scene of Daphne getting an insulin injection] cost! [scene of Am grabbing her heart and smearing BBQ sauce over her bikini.
VO: Cruise to One Thousand coming this fall only on The Education Channel!
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The two network executives looked at the trailer horrified at the short amount of clips they had been witness to.
“We can’t air this,”
“Bob, we spent 1.4 million to make it”
“Jeff, you’re an idiot! This can’t air!”
“Bob, we have contracts!”
Cruise to A Thousand did air. At least episode one did, It was panned by all corners. Fat people were insulted and disturbed by it and frankly so were everyone else.
To salvage the disaster the entire show was released on bluray with all the planned episodes.
To this day its still the top best seller list.
The End.
