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Monroeverse timeline
🕑 Added 2020-11-25 05:41:14 +0000 UTCTimeline of the Monroeverse
1917-John F Kennedy is born
1926-Marilyn Monroe is born
1933-Hitler comes to power
1945-End of World War 2
1960-JFK elected president
1961-Kennedy/Monroe affair begins
1963-John F Kennedy survives assasination attempt
1964-Second House of Un-American Activities Committee begins
1964-Beginning of Monroe’s obesity
1965-Kennedy begins second term
1966-Neil Armstrong walks on the moon
1967-United States Space Force established
1968-Kennedy makes Prosperity of Obesity speech.
1968: Vietnam War ends, North Vietnam absorbed into South Vietnam.
1969-Robert F Kennedy becomes president
1970-Fifteen percent of Americans have become obese
1971-American National Health act passes
1971-Monroe gives Double Chin speech at the Oscars
1972-RFK reelected.
1973: First Moon Base completed
1976-Jimmy Carter elected president
1976-JFK divorces his wife, gets married to Marilyn.
1977-Marilyn reaches 300 pounds, becomes diabetic.
1980-Ronald Reagan elected president.
1983-Reagan gives the America’s Waistline speech. Creates the Department of Obesity.
1984-Like a Virgin, Madonna’s 200 pound debut
1989-George HW Bush becomes president
1989: Marilyn Monroe has a heart attack at 408 pounds
1989: November Revolutions are crushed.
1990: Forty six percent of Americans are obese. Morbid Obesity is now twenty eight percent
1991: USSR Coup succeeds. Cold War intensifies
1992: Marilyn Monroe Elite Academy for Corpulent Ladies is founded
1993: Bill Clinton becomes president
1994: John F Kennedy dies
1994: Courtney Love smothers Kurt Cobain in bed.
1995: Uma Thurman wins best supporting actress for 400 pound role in Pulp Fiction
1996: Anna Nicole Smith hits 300 pounds
1998: Lewinsky scandal. Bill Clinton caught in affair with 500 pound intern
1999: Sheena Price is born
2000: Sixty Six percent of Americans are obese, forty two morbidly obese
2000: John F Kennedy Jr. is elected president
2000: Rebecca Price is born
2000: Anya Svin'ya is born
2001: World Trade Center Attack
2001: Samantha Lee is born
2002: Sabrina Hart is born
2004: JFK Jr wins reelection
2008: Barack Obama becomes president
2011: Robert F Kennedy dies
2016: Eighty percent of Americans are obese, fifty percent morbidly obese
2020: Lunar Missle Crisis
