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February Lewds! M/F/M, snektime~
🕑 Added 2020-03-01 04:21:34 +0000 UTCWell hello there patrons! Looks like on this, the secret day of February, you get the porn you voted for!
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There were many reasons to apply for Zephyr Station Staff.
To travel among the stars. To represent humanity to all alien races. To show exactly what we’re capable of, what we can accomplish, and why we deserve respect. To see sights no human has seen before. To travel places no human has ever been. To embrace your inner adventurer and explore the final frontier that mankind had so cruelly been thrown kicking and screaming into.
That was why people, the best of the best, got into the exchange program, and got to travel alongside their newfound allies and prove themselves to the universe.
Most people, anyway.
I mean, it’s not that all other applicants were rejected – sure, the Human Government could select from the best of the best, and the second best of the best, but some of those applicants were…
In Fei’s case, she was like most of the other eager cadets – she wanted to go out and explore the universe and especially the strange, alien xenobiology that had made itself available.
That was the first clue to recruiters.
The second was that her favorite game was XCOM2… and 3. And 4. And 5.
The third was the prominence of the chemical additive “e621” in her search history.
“I mean, we do need more biologists.”
“Yeah, but do we need more of those kind of biologists?” The brown-haired man said, running his fingers through his greying scalp. “To be fair, she did get top marks in pretty much everything. It’d be a waste of talent to keep her grounded.”
“We could…. Yanno.” The redhaired woman said, giving a knowing dip of her head. “Send her to Station 9.”
The brown-haired man thought for a moment, then wordlessly sent in the approval.
= = = = = =
And so, Fei Long got her request, eagerly packed her bags, boarded the shuttle and attempted to play it cool the entire ride over. However, that coolness started to waver when she was greeted by a pair of Jornissians who, despite their presence, decorum, and training in how to handle humans, were happy to loom just a few uncomfortable feet over her. A pair of twin, sparkling, golden snake boys were going to be her guides through the station. Or “guides”. Fei just assumed they were the proper people to speak to because they had the sign with her name on it. The translator seemed to be confused on the tone, but Fei just felt the air quotes – and what kind of monster would wait at the arrivals deck with a fake name card?!
However, Fei wasn’t sure she appreciated the gesture. She was already short by human standards, checking in at just shy of five whole feet. The snakes seemed quite happy to look down at her with amused little smirks from a good two feet above her head, which, yeah that was probably a lot shorter than they were used to ‘standing’ but it’s still a lot!
The worst part was she couldn’t even figure out why they were so amused. They just...stood there. Waiting. Staring at her. And it wasn’t the awkward staring of people who don’t know what to say, it was more like- she didn’t know, but there was something...presumptuous about it. Like the calm before a storm, or that last inhalation of breath before the roller coaster dips.
“Uhh...hi?” Fei cocked a brow, glancing between the two. “Can I...help you?” She leaned on the handle of her suitcase, the pull-up bar locked in place. It was uncomfortable, but it beat standing like a pleb.
[“Your hairbun is so cute!”] The duo spoke simultaneously, the stereo effect more than a little disconcerting. They each leaned in closer, tilting their heads at various angles, clearly inspecting the girl with unblinking eyes who was now frozen in a mix of confusion and fear. Unbidden, a flashback overwhelmed her senses – it felt like that one time in college when she interned for a fashion designer. At least he was gay, so the inspection felt more...clinical. With these two…
[“Is that a traditional-”]
[“-style for her region of origin, I think. Based on-”]
[“-the name, anyway, and those features. Although the-”]
[“-sticks in her hair might be-”]
[“-a little too ‘on the nose’ is the phrase?”]
[“Oh, but they match her eyes with those highlights!”]
...Results inconclusive.
In her momentary surprise, they’d surrounded her in a sea of golden scales, inspecting every inch of her business-casual outfit – sometimes with her eyes, sometimes physically. Sure, she had a hairbun with some chopsticks to hold it in place, but it wasn’t like she was wearing a flipping qipao. It was a perfectly normal pair of slacks and a blouse. It wasn’t even that different from what they were wearing! She color-coordinated, fine, but with the way she was being picked apart it was like they expected every aspect of her look to have some deep, implicit meaning. Apparently they never got the memo; sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes a blouse is just a blouse. However, as annoying as that might be, she was surrounded by a mountain of slithering, scaly bodies gradually getting closer and closer.
Fei’s cheeks slowly blushed as her deepest dreams got some new fap material, the sudden unbidden thought spiking her heart rate – and heat.
Clearing her head quickly, she coughed softly, interrupting what seemed to be a heated discussion over whether or not her black buttons were coordinated with her hair, and if the round shape complimented her shoes. She had no idea how the shape of buttons would compliment shoes. “Sorry, uh, I appreciate the attention and I can only assume that you two are really into human fashion-”
[“Oh yes, very-”]
[“-much so. To us, clothing is-”]
[“-the soul of self-expression!”]
The fact that they kept finishing each other’s sentences was more entertaining than anything else. Somehow, the two being completely indistinguishable from each other made it feel natural.
No, wait, the one on her right, for the moment anyway, had a...bow tie? A black bow tie. For some reason - presumably so anyone could tell them apart. Aside from that, they both wore...were those flamenco shirts? No, not quite, but maybe inspired by them with their ruffled sleeves? In her opinion though, the satin pants...skirts...kilts...wraps, maybe? were a little too close to their scale-color, and almost seemed to blend in with their natural patterns…
That said, the lack of smiles due to, you know, not having lips, made their rapt attention a little more...spine-tingling.
“...Right. Can we move on with the tour?” Fei tried not to dwell on the awkwardness of this whole ordeal. She was no social butterfly herself, sure, and she’d seen plenty of ‘obsessive’ types. Heck she was that person who could talk for hours about the thing only she cared about to her friends, just waiting for them to nod along when appropriate- so she could relate. But at this moment, Fei really wanted to move on from the...inspection.
It was making her feel flustered in ways that she figured were highly atypical for a first meeting, and the last thing she wanted to do was to come out as… well. Eccentric, let’s just say.
[“Ah, of course! You-”]
[“-must be eager! I assume-”]
[“-this is your first time-”]
[“-onboard the station!”] The duo ceased their preening and not-quite-prodding of her, each giving her the biggest smiles their viper-ish features could.
[“Your first time-”]
[“-with Jornissians-”]
[“-as well?”]
Their coils suddenly cleared, each parting to the side and giving her a clear, singular path to the door. With a soft sigh of relief, Fei stepped between the two, and they happily followed beside her. “Yes, er, well, I’m eager to get acclimated to the station and all it has to offer! I have to admit, living with a mixed crew is going to be a big adjustment – I passed training, but actually being stationed...” Fei giggled softly, slyly glancing between the two as she spoke, her eyes exploring the relatively dull hallways when not.
The Jornissians seemed oddly amused by her words.
[“Ah yes, it’ll be a-”]
[“-big adjustment for sure! You’ll want-”]
[“-to acclimate as soon as possible, I imagine.”] The pair, in unison, shot her a pair of knowing looks that, combined with her nervous chuckles, made her wonder if there was some joke she was missing.
“Heh, ah, by the way, I think I missed your names?” Fei scratched the side of her arm with her free hand, betraying her nerves.
[“Ah, he is-”]
[“-Assoshssa, and he is-”]
[“Oshssasso. But you can call-”]
[“-him ‘Bowtie’ if you like.”]
[“Most of the humans here do!”] They happily hissed out their names like a pair of leaking bagpipes.
Fei blinked, her brain mentally processing the confusing back-and-forth. “Oh, uh, I guess that’s why you wear that. Do you have a nickname, too?” She asked the bow-less one, hoping she hadn’t gotten confused and this wasn’t some cruel prank.
[“Aww, thank you-”]
[“-for asking! You can call-”]
[“-me, ‘Ascot’. I’m not-”]
[“-wearing my cap right now, though.”] The golden noodles gave their back-and-forth.
“Oh, why not?” Fei smiled, giggling softly at their odd mannerisms. It was growing endearing, the way they finished each other’s sentences. Glancing behind her, she could see their tails slithering just past each other’s as they proceeded down the halls, totally in sync.
[“Hah! It’d just-”]
[“-get knocked off, soon enough-”]
[“-or so he figured.”]
Fei furrowed her brow. “Wait, knocked off? From what-”
[“And here-”]
[“-we are!”] Bowtie and Ascot gestured proudly to a completely normal doorway. After a moment of silence, one of them awkwardly gave a quick bang on the metal, causing it to whoosh open. Inside was...a large bedroom, clearly made for Jornissians.
“...Is this the right room? I, uh, think you got the wrong species.” Fei stepped inside, looking around with an awkward chuckle. Behind her, she could hear the two whisper-fighting, barely caught by her translator.
[“You were supposed to open the door-”]
[“I know I know I thought the motion sensor would pick us up-”]
[“-well why didn’t it then-”]
[“-I don’t know we didn’t rehearse this part-”]
[“-well we really should have-”]
[“-how was I supposed to know she’d be this eager? Did you feel her heat spike-”]
Fei only caught snippets of it, but she couldn’t help but roll her eyes. Clearly, these two were total theatrical types, and exactly the kind to get upset when part of their act went awry, which was probably exactly why they were the tour guides. “Lads, lads, calm down. It’s fine. Look, it’s no big deal, let’s just find the right room and pick up with the tour, alright?”
They stared at her, and she wondered if she’d offended their cold, unblinking eyes. Suddenly, she wasn’t sure…
[“Hmm? Oh, no, we’re in-”]
[“-the right room. Oh, welcome-”]
[“-to our room, by the way! Drop-”]
[“-by anytime. You said you-”]
[“-were eager to-”]
[“-get acclimated, so-”]
[“-let’s begin!”] The pair relaxed, chuckling with their soft, hissing purrs, as one – Ascot - grabbed her bag and set it to the side. Meanwhile, they peeled their shirts off, tossing the ruffled white fabric to the floor.
Before Fei could even react, they’d once again corralled her, the only way out of their coils ending at their pit-shaped bed. It looked comfortable enough, but with a sinking pit in her stomach, she realized there might’ve been some miscommunication. “Uhh…” She stared blankly, her brain spluttering as she realized just what the implication of this all was. Blushing fiercely, she glanced between the two. “I, I, uh, I think you might’ve misunderstood me?” Her voice grew in pitch with every word, barely audible by the end.
[“Hmm?”] The duo cocked their heads in unison, confused.
[“Is something-”]
[“-wrong? You said there was a big-”]
[“-difference that you wanted to-”]
[“-acclimate to. That was-”]
[“-innuendo, yes?”] There was a strange innocence to their phrasing, the twins looking at each other questioningly - or maybe they were just that casual.
The wide-eyed Fei backed up slowly, her stammer only getting worse when she came up against the pile of golden coils the duo had made. “U-u-u-um, w-w-w-well, I, um, that’s not exactly what I meant alsoisanyofthislegal?” She squeaked out, her heart pounding. Her hands came up, covering her mouth together as if trying to stop her own words from breaking free.
The twins shared a look, and then shared that look with her. A look of casual confidence that said You want this, and we know you want this, and you know we know you want this.
[“You know-”]
[“-the reputation that-”]
[“-this station has, yes? It’s kept-“]
[“-on the hush, but for those of us-“]
[“-who are in the know we’re-”]
[“-quite open with each other.”]
With their snake-smirks, they slowly closed in, their scaly bodies wrapping around her with a casual elegance. Weaving between each other in complex knots that Fei soon lost track of, they gently pressed against her. The scaly walls slithered around her, pressing in from every angle just enough to make sure she was aware of them, always moving, never stopping. Somehow, their upper bodies stayed totally still throughout this full-body massage, one on each side of her.
To be honest, Fei nearly passed out. At first it was from the sheer primal fear of being surrounded by man-sized snake and totally trapped, but soon enough, the pure lust of her greatest fantasy took over. Relaxing into the coils, she embraced the moment… until a slightly-rough patch of scales pulled her blouse open, the buttons popping free with ease. With a start and a return of cherry-red to her cheeks, she covered herself up, giving the pair an embarrassed smile.
“I, um, guys, this is, um, nice and all, and...okay maybe I’ve got, you know, some kinks, but you could kinda snap me in half and all and we did just meet and maybe we should stop?” She shivered as she spoke, biting her lip, avoiding their gaze about halfway through her admission.
Fei got soft sighs and amused purrs in return, their heads leaning in closer, giving her a good view of the golden irises they shared. [“If you really-”]
[“-want us to stop-”]
[“-we’ll stop. But if-”]
[“-you’re just worried, then rest-”]
[“-assured. We know-”]
[“-what we’re doing~.”]
[“-We were welcomed too-“]
[“-not so long ago.”] There was a playful lilt in their voice as they gently nuzzled their snouts into her hair, her cheeks, whispering softly. As they spoke, their tongues brushed over her skin in a teasing ghost of a touch.
[“And we promise, we’ll-”]
[“-be very gentle~. So…”] Their arms slid down between their coils and her body, casually giving her a hug. Their bodies soon followed, the coils shifting enough that they could sandwich her between them like cream in a twinkie.
[“Do you want us to stop?”] They asked in soft stereo, almost murmuring out the question.
Fei could feel their firmly-muscled arms, their delicate but oh-so-sharp claws tipping wiry fingers, gently squeezing her body between them. With a casual shift, her breasts pressed against the top of their forearms, pushing up and threatening to spill from her bra. Her thin blouse just barely separated her from them, save where it had split open, and their hands had casually slipped inside to hold her waist. Panting softly and growing heated, she made up her mind. A quick tilt of her head caught Ascot in a kiss, one she happily moaned into, her little body squirming in delight.
The Jornissian lacked the lips to return the kiss, but happily waited for her, even letting his thin tongue toy with hers before it ended. [“I’ll take that-”]
[“-as a ‘no’.”] They purred, casually peeling her blouse from her pale skin.
“Take it as a ‘Oh god please don’t stop~’.” Fei panted, breathing hard after her heated answer. Her squirming shoulders eagerly slid from the sleeves of her top. Feeling her bare skin against cool scales, she giggled in sheer delight. Or more like semi-nude delight, really.
Ascot slid down, his hands casually unzipping her skirt as he nuzzled between her breasts. Behind her, Bowtie expertly unclipped her bra, his own cooler digits sliding around to softly squeeze her own ‘twins’. They were a bit on the larger side for a human, and just barely too big for his palms, bulging between his fingers and molding around Ascot’s face.
Fei could feel her skirt falling away, and her underwear with it. With a casual kick, her shoes joined. As soon as she’d relaxed, Ascot had his hands running along her smooth legs, slowly teasing her thighs, before giving her rump a grope. [“So soft~.”] They each purred to her, in unison.
[“I think you-”]
[“-might just be-”]
[“-the most endowed-”]
[“-warm-cuddle on the station~.”]
She blushed at the compliment, glancing away for a moment. However, something clicked into place in her mind, and with a playful taunt, she cocked her brow. “Wait...how would you know something like that?”
They chuckled in unison. [“Like we said-”]
[“-we’re all very open here~.”] Ascot’s voice was muffled between her breasts, as he delightedly nuzzled deeper into them. Bowtie leaned in, wrapping his neck around hers, his tongue flicking along her jaw up to her lips. [“Shall we move to the bed?”] For once, only Bowtie spoke, his brother too preoccupied.
Fei’s hands gently petted Ascot, rubbing deep into his scaly scalp. Chewing her lip for a moment, she nodded and planted a quick kiss on Bowtie’s cheek. Or, the side of his mouth really, but close enough.
With a delighted purr, Ascot lifted her in his arms (his hands sinking into her rump in the process) and carried her across the room. Looking over his shoulder, Fei could see Bowtie reach down, and unzip his...whatever it was, tube-skirt. She had just a moment to appreciate the bulge in the tight fabric before it went slack and fell away, revealing a pair of twin tapered cocks. Noticing her stare, he showed off, coiling the tentacle-like members around each other before spreading them back apart.
Far too soon, she was laid down on the bed, but she didn’t have long to pout before Ascot unveiled his own pair for her. The twin rejoined swiftly, and the two posed side-by-side, letting her drink in the view. She was more than happy to do so. They were, well, she had no idea how they stacked up amongst their own kind, but the quartet of foot-long cocks was more than enough to make her giddy.
Sitting up, she took a deep breath, glancing between the presented penile party. Tentatively, Fei reached out, only to find that as soon as her hands were in range, the flexible footlongs flowed down to slide against her palms. She could feel their heat, probably the only warm parts on their bodies. Her fingers instinctively wrapped around them, just barely able to.
Panting softly, she looked up at the twins, who had each other in a half-hug for mutual support, angling their bodies to her. “Can I…?” She blushed softly as she glanced between all her options.
[“Do whatever-”]
[“-you’d like~. You only have-”]
[“-your first time once, after all.”] They hissed softly, clearly enjoying her touch.
[“Well, first time-”]
[“-with Jornissians, anyway~.”]
She paused for a moment, letting their words sink in. Leaning in closer and closer, she drank in the view of their tapered tips, each gently pulsing, ready to play. At first, she meant to kiss one of the cocks she had her fingers around, but that kiss turned into a lick, then a taste, and the taste into a swallow. Her lips dragged softly across the plump member, sinking down until the tip tickled her throat and the width was just beginning to stretch her lips. The upper twin of this cock - one of Ascot’s - draped over her forehead, rubbing against her raven hair, leaking precum slowly.
Bowtie gently thrust his hips against her hand, and she got the message. While she suckled on Ascot’s member, she gently pumped her fingers across Bowtie’s shaft, her hand and wrist soon glistening with the serpentine pre she squeezed out. Before either side could complain of favoritism, she pulled away and swapped positions, giving each twin a fair share of her mouth. A few bobs and slurps of Bowtie’s lower limb, and then she returned to Ascot, only this time taking the upper pair of his, while his lower slid down of it’s own accord and delved between her breasts. A few moments of that, and Bowtie got the same treatment, the only sounds filling the room being the soft gasps and purrs of pleasure from the twins, and the wet, sloppy sounds of her eager lips.
Finally, she pulled away, each cock shining from a mix of spittle and pre, as sticky strands of both dripped from her chin and made her plump breasts glisten. “I could do this all day...but god, I want to fuck.” Leaning back, she rolled over onto all fours, hopping onto the bed to present her round rear. With one hand pulled back to show off both holes, and her face tilted back to look over her shoulder, she barely caught her breath before each had slithered onto the edge, each placing a hand on her hips.
[“We couldn’t-”]
[“-agree more~...”] For a moment, the two playfully glared at each other, silently deciding who would get to go first, a mute battle of wits and birthright playing out before her.
. . . . . . . .
The mental argument lasted way too long for Fei’s taste, her lips already soaked with her desire. “Oh just flip a fucking coin or something! The other can use my mouth, I want you both inside me.”
She heard a faint clink as they did just that. “Wait, where did you get-”
[“Heads, I win~.”] Ascot chuckled, playfully pushing his brother aside. Bowtie, for what it was worth, happily slithered up and around her, pressing his cocks against her cheeks, one either side as he laid down, propped up on one arm.
She squeaked in surprise and delight as cool fingers prodded her lips, two slipping inside. [“Do you want one, or…”] Her eyes went wide, spine arching as she felt the awkward sensation of Ascot’s thumb gently pushing into her backdoor. Biting her lip, she restrained a hesitant moan from the sensation. [“...both. I think that answers that~.”]
Fei panted softly as Ascot’s cocks slid along her skin, one between her cheeks and up to tease her spine, the other along her lips and tickling just under her belly button. Each squirmed back and forth, rubbing the mix of fluids coating them into her skin and lubricating her entrances that much more.
Opening her mouth to answer, she immediately tasted the pair of shafts Bowtie had pressed up to her. “J-just be gentle-mmmf!”
Her words were cut off as one of the twin cocks slid past her lips, the tip stretching her one cheek, then turning to stretch the other. The free cock delicately traced along her skin, from her chin to cheek to nose to forehead, and anywhere else it could reach. [“Don’t worry Fei-”] Bowtie started.
[“-we’ll be very gentle~. Promise.”] Ascot purred, his tapered tips sliding back. With a firm grip on her hips, the twins slowly pressed in. Her pussy was no barrier, the lips spreading wide with ease, eager to accommodate. Her rear was a bit tighter, but his tip easily pressed in. From there, the slick member undulated and swirled every direction, slowly making progress. His hips didn’t need to move, as his lower member pulled back and forth, mimicking its’ twin with its own swirls, pressing against every wall before delving deeper.
Bowtie, meanwhile, savored the feel of Fei’s moans and pants around his own tip. As he thoroughly explored her mouth, his hand reached out, gently cupping her head, fingers just behind her hair-bun. His cock straightened out inside, his tip draped across her tongue to tease her throat, while outside it curled on itself. Looking into her eyes, the snake chuckled softly. [“Deeper?”]
Fei thought it over. The double penetration down below was making that difficult, but after a moment, she met Bowtie’s eyes and nodded. “Mmhmm.”
With a purr of delight, his curled cock straightened, the tip shoving deep down her throat. Just in time, she remembered to relax and swallow, allowing her neck to embrace his shaft. The clawed hand on the back of her head gently pulled her closer, pressing her against the writhing, squirming tendrils, both inside and out. With an eager groan, she bobbed along the few inches she could manage.
One cock pumped away inside her pussy, while another had gradually slid into her ass, gently slipping back and forth, following the bends of her guts as it crept deeper. Her belly bulged around the pair just as her throat bulged with it’s own new, welcome guest. Precum, fresh from the perpetually pulsing penis draped over her face, made her hair and skin a slick, sticky, shiny mess. Fei’s eyes lost focus as she submitted to this simple, primal pleasure, her dream come true in every sense possible, her first orgasm rocking her body and making every hole a vice. Afterwards, her body could only weakly hold itself up.
The twins were more than happy to set the pace for her, their touch firm but gentle, their cocks eager but clearly aware of her body’s delicate limits. Fei had long lost track of just how long they’d stayed in these positions, of how many times she came, only concerned with savoring every moment possible.
It couldn’t last forever, though. She could feel the subtle increase in force behind their claws, the new vigor with which their members moved. Fei felt another orgasm coming, and she dimly knew she wouldn’t be alone this time. As her muscles locked down and her pussy clenched, coating her thighs with another layer of her juices, she felt the quartet of cocks pulse with vigor. She could feel her lips (both sets) and her anus stretch around the bulge that swiftly flowed down each. She watched a matching one travel along the only cock outside of her.
A firm blast of hot, white seed splashed over her face, as warmth blossomed simultaneously inside her. She could feel the force of each one: the pulse against her womb, the coating inside her throat, the spurt deep into her guts. Each swiftly flowed deeper, filling her completely with pleasure.
And that was only the first pulse. A second followed, and a third, each one a little smaller, each a little slower, but all welcome in and outside her. Her bowels welcomed the sloshing, sticky seed, while her pussy filled and spilled, white cream spurting out to dribble down her thighs. She swallowed as best she could, but soon found the volume and speed with which it came too much for her. With a cough, it coated her chin and lips, mixing with the facial that dripped down her hair, her nose, her cheeks, her chest, strands dangling down to the bedspread.
The last thing she thought before blacking out from the sensory overload was how much better than a dream this was.
The twins looked down at the limp, unconscious Fei, their cocks still deep inside her. Bowtie pulled out, not wanting to accidentally choke the girl, letting his members finish the rest of his loads on her face. Ascot, with no such worries, stayed inside, leaning in to wrap his arms around her in a hug. Laying down with her, he soon pulled a pillow over, Bowtie helping him get the girl comfortable.
<”Welcome to [Zephyr Station Nine, Fei].”> Ascot, or rather Assoshssa purred softly, nuzzling against the back of her head.
Bowtie, or rather Oshssasso, chuckled and shook his head. <”Nressre-who’s-eyes-are-the-moons, she’s worse than the director.”>
<”Then she’ll fit right in.”> Assoshssa chuckled, shaking his head. <”Mind getting us some snacks? I might be here for a few hours.”>
Oshssasso shook his head, grabbing a nearby towel and cleaning himself off, gradually dressing as he did. <”Fine, but when she wakes up, I want a turn.”>
<”You’ll have to take that up with her. Though…”> Assoshssa glanced down at the sleeping, glazed face, her smile just visible through the layer of white. <”I have a feeling you’ll get it~.”>
With a purr of delight, the newly-dressed ‘Bowtie’ slithered out, waving at his brother. ‘Ascot’ lay back, reaching up to grab an easily-accessible tablet. A little holo-vid always helped pass the time between rounds…
It would be a few days before Fei actually found out where her own quarters were, or her ‘guides’ showed her the rest of the station. Nobody questioned why.
Comments
Tinyprancinghorse
Wait. Wait..... *Am I dumb?!*. Alright. We gonna fix this. We gonna fix the hecc out of this.
khantigre
This was fun but... M/M won last poll... I was looking forward for the nice flaming gay threesome (and now that I thought about it a bit better, I'm a bit worried about how the flaming element would take place....)
Robert Moser
So it was the MSG in the soy sauce all along...!
