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Wild West Showdown: American Gladiators meets Mad Dog McCree.
🕑 Added 2024-05-23 00:09:44 +0000 UTCAround 1989, a plucky little sports competition show debuted that captured the hearts and minds of Millennials everywhere: American Gladiators, a show where contenders fought against “gladiators,” men and women who had background in stunts, sports or otherwise. Its campy stadium-like presentation combined with the play-by-play commentary of hosts Mike Adamle and Larry Csonka – with a few other folks before and after – it seemed like peak weekend viewing, after the Saturday morning cartoons have ended and you want something else to watch in a pre-internet world. (As a funny coincidence, there’s been rumblings of a new version of AG casting as of this writing, which has me mildly optimistic. Can’t be any worse than the 2008 version where they thought letting Hulk Hogan host was a good idea.)
(You can't tell me kids weren't imitating this stuff back then.)
The original American Gladiators went off the air in 1997, which lead to a slew of imitators like Battle Dome to take the space. But even during AG’s peak, there were shows taking the formula and putting it in different environments. Stuff like Knights and Warriors leaned more into American Gladiators original intent of being a competition with a bit of a Medieval Times-like theme to it. There was a kid-focused spinoff called Gladiators 2000 featuring a then-unknown Ryan Seacrest. Even Nickelodeon GUTS likely took inspiration from American Gladiators. But there was one of these shows that captivated not just the game show nut in me, but also my friends who weren’t even that big into game shows. That show was Wild West Showdown. Grab your cowboy hat and boots, y’all, we’re heading into the old wild west for this one.
(okay, the logo's not much of a looker, but hear me out.)
Wild West Showdown was a short-lived, mostly forgotten American Gladiators clone that aired for one season in 1994. Produced by The Samuel Goldwyn Company and Four Point Entertainment – the same companies that produced American Gladiators – their approach was to take their formula and give it a new twist. While it might seem gauche to rip off your own show, it’s not uncommon: When Allan Sherman and Howard Merrill was pitching a show to Mark Goodson/Bill Todman productions, I’ve Got a Secret, they pointed out it was basically a ripoff of their existing show What’s My Line?. To which Sherman reportedly said, “You might as well, because if you don't start copying your shows, someone else will.” (This comes from a memoir from former Goodson/Todman staffer Gil Fates about the history of What’s My Line? and may not be 100% accurate.)
Taking place in the fictitious town of Broken Neck, the town is constantly harassed by outlaws – this show’s versions of the gladiators – and it’s up to three cowpokes to try to stop the outlaws and hopefully make off with a bit of money in the bank.
(Wonder if he felt good getting back in the saddle again.)
Our host is “West,” played by the late, great Alex Cord, a veteran character actor. Most people will probably know him best as Archangel in Airwolf, a TV series I’ve never seen but cannot deny has quite the banging theme song. While I initially thought this was strange casting at first, it made more sense when I found out he’s been in a handful of western films, as well as bit parts of some notable western TV shows like GunSmoke. So in essence, this was perfect casting. Cord gives off a storyteller style to the proceedings, talking about the town, its outlaws, and the game outcomes.
(Dang, having a lady co-host years before AG did. Inclusivity!)
Alongside West, the contestants are interviewed by the local town reporter, K.C. Clark, played by Lisa Coles. She tends to fill the co-host role like in American Gladiators, where she interviews contestants after the game, getting their thoughts on how they did, and telling them if they won or not. So even though the show leans a lot into the wild west theme, there’s still a tinge of the show’s inspiration there.
Partway through the run, they introduced a play-by-play announcer, Joe Fowler, who replaces Cord’s play-by-play while trying to be a part of the proceedings off-camera. This honestly was a grave mistake. While Wild West Showdown is inspired by American Gladiators, Fowler’s commentary feels incongruous to the rest of the show’s overall theme, and completely kills the style the show is going for.
The rules go a little something like this: Three cowpokes – usually two guys and one gal – compete.
(This looks something straight out of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.)
Each of the games varied from show to show, usually with one cowpoke against one of the outlaws in various events, such as climbing a water tower to grab the fuse out of a stick of dynamite, “Rawhide Drag,” where the cowpoke has to grab the harness off a lasso while being dragged by an outlaw in the fastest time, or “Runaway Stagecoach,” where they catch a runaway stagecoach the fastest. Each game is for $100 cash, with the last game being for $200.
(Gotta say, racing on a horse has to be a challenge even for the most skilled cowpokes.)
Though there are some exceptions. In the “Horse Race,” all three race around the town on horseback, grabbing mail carrier bags. First to grab three bags and make it to the finish line wins $100. Another game, “Ambush,” has the players running through Broken Neck and taking out outlaws with guns – actually paintball guns that look like old west revolvers – with $50 for each elimination and $100 for the fastest time without getting hit, like American Gladiators’ Assault.
(GERONIMOOOOOOO)
After six events, the player(s) with the highest score go for one last gauntlet around Broken Neck. They gotta climb up rooftops, dodge gunfire by outlaws, grab a bag of money and escape the town on horseback in 2 minutes. A successful run is worth $5,000, if not, they receive $1,000 plus whatever they earned up to that point. After this game, the winner rides off into the sunset with West giving another speech of wisdom before the credits roll.
(Now this is a Wild West Showdown!)
Now, as someone who really likes the goofy competition of American Gladiators, this show really appealed to me. The sense of goofy sports competitions is solely missed these days, as people put themselves through a lot just to get $5,000 and a bit of street cred.
(Bet a lot of the folks here are established extras for these kind of shows.)
Due to the theme of Wild West Showdown, it reminded me of an infamous FMV video game from the early 90s: American Laser Games’ Mad Dog McCree. While there’s no relation to the two besides them both taking place in the wild west, I can’t help but link the two together in my mind. Wild West Showdown, like Mad Dog McCree, is another pastiche of Western shows and movies, complete with ridiculous stuntwork and lots of scene-chewing acting. I find it really charming, because it commits to the bit more so than any of the other Gladiators-like shows I’ve seen. It’s fun, entertaining, and while it’s not the best of these shows around, it’s got style, and I gotta give it credit for that.
(This guy was named "Dogbreath." Honestly he looks like he could've been a part of Buford Tannen's gang.)
Wild West Showdown lasted only a single season, presumably due to the strong competition – including American Gladiators itself, natch – and had been mostly thrown to the dustbin of TV obscurity. There’s three episodes currently available online, and I hope that the rest of the run gets put up on a streaming service like Tubi. I wanna see more goofy cowpoke shenanigans, dang it.
Now that I think about it, a lot of the Gladiators knockoffs came and went without much of a trace. I’d say the only “successful” one was Battle Dome, and even that didn’t last for more than a season and a half. With a revival of American Gladiators on the pipeline, maybe this will lead to a resurgence of sports competition game shows. Granted, the TV landscape is a lot different now than it was 30 years ago, but hey, with shows like American Ninja Warrior existing, I imagine there’s still a market for silly sports competition stuff you watch on a Saturday afternoon when you don’t wanna watch anything else.
I wanna give a shout out to Adam Wurtzel, the owner of the YouTube channel “Hosts at Home” for featuring not one, but three episodes of Wild West Showdown through his “Adam’s Archives.” This article probably wouldn’t have been made without those episodes available. Remember to save your tapes, folks! You never know what gems you might find!
