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The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns Chapter 295: The Strangest Thing So Far
🕑 Added 2025-03-31 18:16:03 +0000 UTC-----
While I’m at it, I should use that Skill Slot ticket right away.
I took the Skill Slots ticket, which glowed with a golden light, and quickly absorbed its power.
FLASH!
[You have used the [All Skill Slots +1 Ticket (SSS+ Grade)] x1! All of your Skill Slots have increased by 1!]
“Done with that. Now… Hmm, the egg!”
I nodded as I took the egg out first and, like before, imbued it with my aura and power.
Last time, something as weird as Kirby came out, so I wonder what I’ll get now?
FLUOSH!
The egg suddenly glowed with bright golden light, and I could hear the beating of a heart inside.
“Alright…”
Crack, crack…!
Until it finally hatched, and something emerged from within.
It had cute, short blonde hair, adorable blue eyes, big lips, and was wearing a pink princess dress with a little crown over her head.
Huh? Wait a second—this isn’t a monster.
“E-Eh? Where… Where am I? This isn’t the… Acorn Kingdom? Where am I?”
It was a little princess…
The egg hatched a little princess.
What?!
Even an old venerable such as I was shocked!
“Uwah?! A giantess?!”
She panicked after seeing my shocked face, falling off the eggshell.
“Uaaahh!”
But I quickly caught her little body—she looked rather fragile.
“Are you okay? Sorry if I surprised you… I’m honestly just as shocked as you are.”
“E-Eh? Can you speak my language? What’s… going on? Ugh… I’m so confused.”
She was honestly really cute.
But yeah, what in the nine heavens is happening right now?!
“System! This isn’t a monster—it’s a whole person! How did the egg hatch this?!”
[…The egg is designed to create a special beast befitting the level of strength and power imbued into it. Because the user surpasses every single level of power, the egg cannot create a proper monster naturally and simply spawns a random entity from the multiverse.]
“So that’s why Kirby is so weird, but now I’ve got… a little princess?”
“My name is Princess Pomelo, from the Acorn Kingdom! A-And to think I hatched from an egg…”
“Is this like kidnapping her, System?”
[…Unable to answer that question.]
“Kidnapping me? Well, that reminds me of a certain… annoying dragon that loves doing that, but… No, I’m fairly sure now… I… died,” she muttered, looking down. “I don’t know how, but I somehow revived inside that egg! But I’m tiny now?!”
“This is certainly crazy…” I sighed. “Um, so, Princess Pomelo, what can you do?”
“What do you mean, ‘what can I do,’ miss giantess?” She muttered with a confused look. “I’m a mere princess—I can’t do much… Wait, if only I had Felicidad, my Fairy, I could probably transform into different outfits! They do grant me special abilities, but— Uh?”
As she seemed to want to do something, her own innate powers reacted, and a floating… golden block appeared, with a “¿?” sign on top.
“A Question Block?! I made that?!”
“Eh? You did… What does it do?”
“If you jump into it like this…!”
She jumped, hitting the block with her head.
Ouch, that didn’t hurt?
FLASH!
Suddenly, the question block turned brown, and something emerged from it—a red acorn with two little black eyes.
“Here it is! A Power Acorn! If I eat this, I can… Like this!”
She caught it and ate it in a single bite. Wow, she’s got an appetite.
“There it is! I shall now become bigger!”
She began growing as her entire body released rainbow light.
But…
“Eh? No way! I’m no bigger than a dog like this!”
She wasn’t that big…
“Uuggh… How can I go back to my Kingdom like this— Wait, where am I, though?!”
“Your Kingdom… I don’t think it might even be in our world. It could be another dimension entirely. I’m sorry.”
“Ehh?!”
Ding!
[You have used the [Divine Monster Pet Egg (SSS+ Grade)] x1!]
[From the egg, the small [Little Otherworldly Princess of the Acorn Kingdom (??? Grade)] has hatched!]
[Do you wish to give the Familiar a name? Their abilities and form might improve upon naming.]
“So this power—the System—says I can name you…” I said. “Should I name you like your real name? Is it really Pomelo?”
“Yes… I, uh, hardly understand what you’re talking about, lady giantess,” she sighed. “I know it might sound demanding of me, but could I get a better explanation of what’s happening? And— Ahh! Please don’t lick my hair!”
She panicked midway through her sentence as Vulcan started licking her hair while Kirby seemed to be touching her with his little tentacle hand.
“W-What are these creatures, lady giantess?! Are they going to eat me?!” she cried.
“No, don’t worry, they’re my pets…” I said. “I used an egg to bring you here, but it seems you’re not exactly a pet either—a person. So I’ll treat you as one.”
“Ah, thank you! I’m so relieved you’re a reasonable person!” She sighed in relief. “Um, Pomelo is fine…”
“So Princess isn’t your first name?” I asked.
“Of course not! I was given this name by the people who raised me, the Acornlings… I grew up in that Kingdom, far from my own home, Earth,” she said. “Since then, I’ve been protecting them and growing our Kingdom one step at a time…”
“Wait, Earth? So you were also sent to another world randomly?” I wondered.
“Ah? Yes… years ago, when I was but a baby, though…” she muttered. “I have no idea how I landed there. If it hadn’t been for the Acornlings, I would’ve… well, you know.”
“Indeed… This seems rather interesting,” I said. “Alright, I’ll name you Pomelo then. Let’s see if that changes anything…”
As I nodded, I quickly named her.
Ding!
[You have named the [Little Otherworldly Princess of the Acorn Kingdom (??? Grade)] as [Pomelo]!]
[Your link with Princess Pomelo has strengthened, giving her the capacity for evolution.]
“W-Woah! Woooaahh!”
She started screaming in surprise as her body began evolving, surrounded by rainbow light that spun around her.
FLAAASH!
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Comments
Loki
Is that fucking Princess Peach? 😂
npplayermp
Other inspirations - Acornlings replacing toads of the Mushroom Kingdom, ? Blocks from Mario series, acorns of power Zelda game Links Awakening, and different outfits could be referenced to Princess Peach Showtime and Zelda game Tears of the Kingdom.
npplayermp
Princess of the Acornlings Pomelo in a new dimension or universe instead of castle like Princess Peach.
