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Eclipse Loveline

🕑 Added 2024-04-08 19:46:21 +0000 UTC

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My favorite episode so far

Julian

The anal guy - you’re wrong. Your girlfriend doesn’t want to do anal, it hurts. Just do kinky stuff without the butt, Jesus.

Jaco

Nah I'm a protestant, and the issue isn't politeness, if a denomination becomes woke it's to include more people to make more money because religious institutions are also businesses, let's not be naive now

Markus_Binkelcheese

Siberian was an AI bot, no?

Karolina Usaviciute

i have a question. ive never grown armpit hair but last year my ex postulated that if i shaved one it would stop growing. i paid no mind and one day he sneakily shaved my armpit without my consent. now i have a tiny bit of hair on one and one on the ofher. WHAT DO I DO

Stephen

Yeah WHERE

Kira

Donkey are mean af irl

Rachel Luparello

why 😭

Ann Chesley

Anna’s little Mario sound at 5:52 is precious

Sweetnessinatube

no that’s one of the best songs of all time

Sweetnessinatube

there’s no way. trans are more ran through than the sluttiest of females. he even said he’s on his way to a four digit body count…

Neil

Girls please drop the ep

Karolina Usaviciute

Let me just say the fertility awareness method doesmt work until youre 30+

Karolina Usaviciute

Can I be the first guy’s beard? 🙏

Karolina Usaviciute

Also where the hell do we send in questions?

Karolina Usaviciute

My loveline question would be— is it equally embarrassing for a woman to become a dj/producer? How do I overcome the cringe??

Christsven

‘No Offense: Civil Religion and Protestant Taste’ by Cuddihy

bronzeagebutch

sati

Emma Finkelman

“No Offense: Civil Religion and Protestant Taste” by John Murray Cuddihy

Laura OG

Hiii, what is the name of the "civil religion" book mentioned in this ep? I cannot understand the name of the author.

Be

This is so common now - it's crazy

Be

These were insane lmao

Dave Spergman

Dashas testicles descended for a split second at 2:20:41

Andrew White

The funeral pyre HOLY SHIT

Neeeeeeeeeeeeev

cannot believe they stole the doc name from them

Raphael

Feature not bug.

Grace

brandy hellview review please

al

Girls do Brandy Hellville doc next

Gran-Ma WoofWoof

Anna let Dasha answer first !! We are always having to backtrack , chill baby

Gran-Ma WoofWoof

It is as weird when Anna is quick with religious advice as able to diagnose Anna Karenina as narcissistic before reading the book … The religious questions do feel inspired

Gran-Ma WoofWoof

Stopping in my tracks to write this : The monologue of the equinox Christian girl is so brilliant I thought ‘Dasha should perform this’ followed by ‘maybe she did ?!’ followed by a memory of the Great Phil Hendry!!!!!!

Gran-Ma WoofWoof

Inspired !

Dave Spergman

The caller at 38:30 should diarrhea shit in her boyfriends hair and lather it In , in a romantic bathtub setting.it’s a Bavarian tradition that goes back to the Hohenzollerns.

Iris

why do these weird retards always get their voicemails answered?

Hannah

Was happy to hear the shoutout to beasts of burden as I am going thru an ox and ass phase myself

Brittni

Grassroots anti social media campaign is so mitch hedburg humor

MYK’L ROCKS

The best take-away from Love-Lines is how humans are such slaves to their biology

Andrew White

The first gay dude was sinister af

D.Sarin

He has to go on tinder duh , a foreign country is the only place it works and you can see romantic potential idid it in Paris, you'll see who can type English much better than usa tinder dates helooii

Madeline Marona

That priest is episcopal (JV Catholic) btw if it’s not a troll

Gil

Um can you get Naomi wolf on the pod to talk about Covid vaccines and have Anna make out with her? Thanks

Emilia Tessaro

Yeah agreed. But also oddly that caller seems more on track towards plausible accountability than the woman in the long term relationship wondering if she should have kids. Feel like articulating your body is being used for someone else’s deranged sexual gratification is more self-aware than outsourcing your feelings about child rearing as being complicit or succumbing to societal pressure. When in actuality she probably just doesn’t like the guy she’s with. The Nuremberg “following orders” narrative towards having a baby seems like a cop out.

Kira

She needs to know. All Muslims are perverts.

Kevin

@ study abroad dude - come to munich. all the girls speak English and love Americans and it’s not even far from straßburg and all you have to do is sit along the Isar and they will flock to you

jobe

some gay guys want monogamy!! but also this has been the best love line in a long time

Jennifer Penaloza

Not that hairy 😔

gossamer

Get out there, Study Abroad Boy! No way all of those girls only speak French, at least some are bound to know a decent amount of English. Lighten up, hit up a bar, offer shawty a cigarette, the rest is history. Magic is everywhere.

Anthony

beyond the realm of pissibility

Erin

the lovelines are great! I felt the same way too until I finally listened to one

Derick Syhlman

At least its not shitting..

Derick Syhlman

They would never brandish

ana

i agree … team donky

Seamus Blackwell

ladies, get the good doctor drew on a loveline ep

Matthew Perry

Yall need to watch the Brandy Melville documentary for the next ep

Rill

Always avoided the lovelines for some reason but decided to listen to this one. Had nooo clue what I was missing

Emilia Tessaro

When Anna says something along the lines of “Tragedy is not death but that you have to keep living” is that from a movie or Russian poetry or just Anna’s unbridled optimism? Anyways. Good quote (forget the actual phrasing)

Hodag

You have to ovulate to get preggers. So the week after is when you fuck, then 16 years later you get to teach them to drive which is completely terrifying.

Cosette DeCesare

The best loveline to date

Hodag

It is called getting a bonus, jerky.

Hodag

Don't pee on people! It is gross.

Osama Bin Latinx

The dude in France should have studied abroad in THAILAND. So much pussy with an occasional ladyboy that slips in so you have to be vigilant.

science

FOR THE DUDE IN FRANCE - part of travelling to other countries is getting out of your comfort zone and going to a place where NO ONE THINKS YOU ARE COOL. this will make you humble and build your character and give you a much better outlook on life when you return to the US. you know nothing of the local customs and language and you must learn to take it all in with a positive attitude. that being said, if you can't find a local hostel with american travellers and find some wander-slut to hook up with a few times, your vibe is off and you need a serious attitude adjustment. get rid of the videogames, that shit will poison your life and give you deep regrets ten years down the road.

dylan dreilich

Yo for the dude in france i grew up in kehl the town just across from strasbourg and the chicks there are so easy just buy em a drink and wear a clean pair of sneakers. Just head over the river Bro

mulledhair909

Rude. At least he's trying something 🙄. I hope your ok, I'm praying for you.

mulledhair909

🤭🤭🤭

Tony Ducks

I appreciate the Boomer music talk near the end. You know you screwed up when your wife is blasting Silver Springs.

Osama Bin Latinx

Country bumpkins? Who? The Jewess too racist to fuck blacks, too self-loathing to fuck Jews, so she settles for honky goyims; or the entitled tranny who expects a hetero male to foreclose on his dreams and natural destiny, so the tranny can feel affirmed? These are distinctly urban problems.

shit ass

i love this show so much

JD

I got the answers you need bb.

Alan J. Cooper

Bring back BAP

Raphael

'there many hung jewish guys' fake news.

skinyfatslut

You guys never use my question☹️

alan

If only these were personals — fellow gay orthodox red scare fan — put us in touch!

Nora

This was so funny😂

Third Eye Lisa

Dasha using her big Brain for good

Alice Jeong

sorry to pariah but this is truth

Alice Jeong

picking out really funny questions to represent the themes you wanted to touch on was sooo good please keep doing that

Noah

really got a chuckle over the funeral pyre … also there many hung jewish guys, altho can’t speak for straight guys… i feel bad for that girl

Martha Moszczynski

Lord's work on this one

Lisa Vella

First dude should just tell his family he's participating in a long standing Greek tradition by fucking other dudes...and that other guy wasn't ghosting he obviously had a gf and got caught so he blocked her

Tony Ducks

It is crazy that there were multiple callers in their late 20's/early 30's who have zero relationship experience. I think a big part of the problem is that media and the internet have warped expectations of what is normal. Your life is not an episode of Shameless or Euphoria. That kind of stuff is mostly fantasy.

Margaret R

*temperature goes up after you ovulate, not before, just so ladies ain’t confused (great ep, love a good loveline)

Amanda

Love line eps are proof there’s no such thing as an unclockable T voice lmao

Robyn

i’m old online aka young irl (36) and i can’t believe the guy who’s ’the wrong side of 30’ doesn’t know how to approach someone GET A LIFE

Peter

Anna where did you get tixel?

Alice Jeong

follow famtaughtme on twitter if you're interested in accurately tracking your fertility and menstrual cycle !!

Yubb Shigg

We’re not sending our best!

Cat

Omg ladies. The Faye Reagan mention! From one porn sick chick to some others 😍😍😍

yourgirlmadz

Female red heads we up 🆙☝️⬆️

Alison

The demographics of Red Scare listeners is fascinating. Waiting for an Amish to call in

Meems

Lol @ the Anglican priest

Osama Bin Latinx

By cleverly changing my voice, accent, and inflection, I successfully placed 26 separate calls into the loveline hotline.

Christsven

I’m really surprised that your demographic seems to be mostly country bumpkins and suburban simps, I thought I was amongst fellow urban elites!!!

Brendan Taylor

One of them knifed a woman to death as she was pushing her baby in the pram in the UK this week. It's part of their culture though.

Tmoorish

An almost 3 hour loveline??? YESSS.

IanBJJ

WTF can’t ppl just get to the point. Your parents are rich and will cut you out. Plus how old is this guy. Anna solved it

Marco Rueda

“I Was Traveling Post From Tiflis.” My Interpretation - I insist to be more than a babbling angry ape What is more romantic than kissing stars? What can possibly be more Roman? Do You want the proof? another Nightmare?. Or do you wish the dream away.. Daria Dmitrievna Nekrasova the light casted from your shadow is my hallowed sanctuary and the shadow that harrowed the snow has gathered the grower Has Made Me Madly in Love Nevermind the Armies The Legions The Editors and the Chiefs We Stalk before we Talk It’s the only way we’re heard otherwise a herd.. You heard it before so i’m insecure about it but listen, I am living for the very last time. and I whisper your name more than I should like morning hymns and I have filthy songs somewhere and they always sound like you and I am found elsewhere so I return to You Daria Dmitrievna Nekrosova I don’t want to write books I want to hold your hand the books have been written the words have been drawn the paintings have been established the buildings have been carved the carvers have been remembered the memories have not faded from our hearts so Kiss me when you Pray or I will never date again and pray the prey away from my sight I do Bite I do Spite and the father ate the moon thinking it was cheese others smiled and took the shots and began to tie the knots and I was there it’s never fair but I just didn’t care others dare another heir? nuh I just wanted You Kiss me Slowly but I am a sentimental man you must continue to dominate my mental Daria, con todo- senti todo y con todo mi tonta tiburona me muerdes y me das me comes y mal-tratas calma me mas toca mi voca Daria Dmitrievna Nekrasova No eres la unica cancion pero eres el ultimo canto y mi allegria es un santo que me sana con tu voz tu risa es mi misa y logras sin mi pero todas estas noches *vivo por ti EvnaDmitri* (Y sobas Nekrasova) mis torsidas lagrimas Igual a Maria Mi Daria the daria todo otra vez para verte bien as oído las buenas noticias? no en tele ni en cine no la fuente no el tigre voy a vivir por la ultima vez y va ser algo nuevo nieve de nubes rojas rotas y ramos y cuadros olvidados olvidate de mi si quieres intenta la tentacion sige las dos y van a cantar los besos de la luna y el sol pero era para ti lo vistes hoy, veda? que te dije? cada fantasma… te dije claramente cada fantasma que te molesto que te castigo que te canso tu triste cara caminaran adentro de Mi podiendo regresar en paz suprima paz entera Susperia Susperium Sur Sona Entiera su reyna su Rueda su Forma Pasa partando primavera por tus ojos por tus hermosos ojos Y Tu Bandera Maestra Eterna Te quiero te quiero te quiero Yours Truly- MARS

Osama Bin Latinx

George Floyd’s gay son is moving to New York. 🥰🥰

Daniel Clark

Dasha moving to middle age (laptop)

J

Donkey ladies ❤️ I really do appreciate you both and this thread

Osama Bin Latinx

Disgusted by the selfish entitled American woman who wouldn’t even Sati herself after Kumar dies.

Alan J. Cooper

Have you been to NYC?

Alan J. Cooper

That girl with the Islamic pervert bf needs to get far, far away! You're risking getting merked!

Ben Mckinnon

That caller who’s bf likes cutting her is fairly emblematic of the extent to which women will not take action or responsibility for things 😵‍💫. “Yeah my bf has deranged kinks and really hurts me during sex, what should I do?” Uhh 🙄 If you gotta ask the question, you already know the answer, sweetie. You don’t need your internet mommy and daddy to give you permission.

benafflecksamazonpackages

Yes more long ass episodes like these thank you queens

Drew Piontek

It would be amazing to hear you guys talk about the Fresh and Fit baby mama drama

meowdy ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Damn my questions never get answered

Tony Ducks

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Sunshine Gerwin

Marry Matthew already 🙏

Bb ok

Temp goes up AFTER you ovulate fyi

mulledhair909

I love you girls so much. I'm so proud of you both. I humbly request you to review the book 'marriage a history', by Stephanie Coontz. Super interesting and super fem. It's a melancholic perspective and a call to of hope courage to femcells and other love and intrigue addicts. 🤭🤭🤭