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Argit's Lost & Found
🕑 Added 2017-05-05 11:57:09 +0000 UTCHey Patreon! Newman here.
This time we take a look at the most trustworthy, most reliable, most entrepreneurial, least flea-ridden, and -why not just go ahead and say it- sexyiest smuggler in the universe.
You know him as the king of commerce, the can-doer, the hero, the legend. He's nothing if not humble though, and prefers to be called simply... Argit.
Who would have thought years ago, when he was saving the universe along his Plumber sidekicks that he'd retire from all the adventure and excitement? Of course, it was for the greater good. Since he discovered a loophole on space law and started his Lost & Found web emporium, Argit's been just -as he'd put it- "showering in creds", that is undeniably true. But he does it for you, for your children, for all of us.
After all, where else can you get a double dildo strap-on in Vaxasaurian size and a bucket of Gracklflint Saliva at 4 in the morning on a Sunday? Only at Argit's ;)
More to come!
Newman.
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Newman
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chobitsx3
Para cuando sale qwq
Newman
I had misspelled Argit's name... I know. Fixed now, thanks Christian!
Newman
:)
Skullmageddon
lol, Seems like a great place and we all know how wonderful Aagrit is.
Kdot
"trustworthy"
