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Cozy Pants 37: The Warranty Ran out on my Leg Insurance
🕑 Added 2019-10-28 13:00:05 +0000 UTCWell hello! I'm back from my travels and that means the cozy pants are once again on my legs, and James and I are babbling at each other about nonsense. We recap my three-week visit to the midwest, including a haunting tale of a missing wall and an encounter with royalty. Somehow we get on the topic of the time John Wayne spanked a lady, and also Chevy Chase's most horrible appearance ever. We also romp with a bouncing bustle before drifting off to slumberland. Whee!
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Matt Baume
I was very tired and I can't be held responsible for EVERY comment I make about amphibians
Joanne Vukman
Matthew!! How dare you insult the axolotl, the cutest of all amphibians (or whatever they are)! Also, I didn’t think butter had lactose. You poor thing. How do you find the will to go on?
