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Willard Smith Paytch Audio

🕑 Added 2021-12-15 01:22:20 +0000 UTC

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Papi Chulo

Who’s this conniving comedian that Shane speaks of

JackBeanBoi69

As a blue collar fat guy who likes to wear cowboy hats and is from Texas, Matt is right I love to fuck

Willard is a damn power god

Nicholas Jess

Fuck that I’d Pay ten a month

Still relevant pod

Shane should get a tatto of SNL just circled with a line going through it

Sleeves

Who told you not to make money. You fat fucking retards. Make the money.

Danny Kane

Boys, get an autistic wife. My wife cleans, never complains, gives neck, and all I had to do was buy her a Switch. Plus she is cool with me saying retard 🙏🏿

cum to saint die-go

marshall hurley

Yo fuck all these gay comments come see how North Carolina gets down

Come to Brazil Shayne

Indian Boyhood

Justin

A Mackinac Island show so I only have to drive 3.5 hours.

Shane...matt...dawgs...please come to michigan soon....if Ari, Big Jay, and that Fatback kingpin Bob Kelly can make the trip surely the shaman and young bull could sell out a venue close to Grand Rapids i am sure of it

New eppy please

Still drunk still gay still Dre baby

What was that Native American book Matt referenced?

Delyn Kirstein

Shane you need to beat the shit outta Trudeau. You are Canada's only hope. Did you see the mess he was talking about taking ou4 rights even though it goes against the constitution?

Liam Meharry

Phily Shockwave can suck my dick and lick my nuts

Liam Meharry

Bro. You guys are the funniest podcast out. I'll happily pay 5 and I'm sure the bulls won't mind

For the love of christ can we bring Lemaire back? Shaun is so fucking bad. His voice sounds like shit, he's never said anything funny and he actively detracts from the podcast. I used to listen to every episode as soon as they dropped but now I put it off because I know he's gonna be there just stinking the whole thing up. Opie & Anthony called female radio hosts 'the hole'. That's what shaun is to this podcast.

Been benging the pach matt you still wearing a dick hood?

Anyone else here from kike city?

My car just broke down in Abilene, TX and the mechanic tried to fix the spark plug with JB Weld… fuck this place

Jake Marshall

I make 40k and pay $5. Don’t be a goddamn pussy. Even my BBG approves of my spending towards the dawgz.

C.Stilwell

I make less than 60k and I pay 10. No excuse you fucks

Bump up paytch to 4-5 bucks and get some sponsors!!!!! Let’s go team!!! 💰

Boohoo; Bobby got lazy after his lady went woke; changing your origin story from funny to motivating is gay. I have to laugh as my sister does it with our childhood.

Google.com

The shaman gets despondent when Shane denies him the opportunity to talk more about Willard around the 51:20 mark

YOOO dude some pussy cried on tigerbelly about Shane telling him he isnt funny at skankfest and Bobby lee baned Shane for life from tigerbelly, its in the title of his latest episode.

Coinberg Goldenstein

damn it Michael

Michael Schmidt

Burt is a massive faggot, Shane. I hope it paid well.

African Rose

GET KILAH YOU FUCKING QUEEBS

LISTEN!! I just saw Shane at the cellar! He killed it! Traveled from New Mexico hoping he would drop in. GOD IS GOOD!

Liam Mahoney

Poor loverboy

C.Stilwell

Abilene is a certified shithole and I love Texas

Damn, I need to get out of Abilene

Jay Williams

Matt you're super close to the Seinfeld theme with that Gypsy scale lmao The dawgs should get together, start a band on discord, and make a new theme song for the show

Have Mark Gagnon on the pod DAWGS

Jon Silvernale

That was golden! I hate that damn flute

A fellow DAWG sent me this and i haven't laughed as hard since the Gilly and Keeves. I had to share with the rest of the DAWGS https://streamable.com/py3zj5

Kayla

in my reality will Smith died of an overdose the night he filmed the last episode of Fresh Prince.

Matt called out the Wetiko, oh shit, lmao!

New patreon member, love all your content man can't believe it took me so long to get into your stuff. Keep it up!

Grandfather is the only way Dawgz. :Let the new folks give you the monthly Lincoln you deserve!

Daniel Thornton

That’s wrath

Charge what ya want dawg; I like the $1 cause it is impossible for me to say no, but $5 will put expectations out there (biannuel joi video?), that said, I love the idea of fucking any new pups that hear the whistle ... I mean flute.

Colin Henderson

The Will Smiff audiobook is awesome. I'm about halfway through, just before he gets the FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR. I wonder if there will be anything about how kids are obnoxious jerk-offs.

Liquid Sunshine

Im grandfathered in but I pay $5 please change it and do ads. Make that money we all want the dawgz to shine. And Matts got a kid

Books, Jerry!

obviously his fanbase is gigantic, but bert... he's not funny.. his never-ending stream of content as well is so fkn lame

BeerCoveredPhilliesFan

will Smith and Epstein were boys

Prick Moranis

build back better is actually the slogan from the NWO

The mother fuckin guard dog ya hurrr

Love you Matthew. Also, shout out Bill…he’s the fuckin man too.

david gordon

Matt is the best, shout out to the $1 OGs

Na that was a gillis mushie farm

Wolfgang cho

This was a Matt episode

Fellas, anyone know what episode or what podcast Matt told the story of his family owning a mushroom farm and the truck driver killing Biden’s ex-wife?

Large Marge

I do the same exact thing Shane does except I also get the tattoo.

Anyone else annoyed with the weird echo or is that just my extreme autism kicking in?

After 2 days on vacation “I can’t chill like that” well besides sleeping into the afternoon after Playing x box until 4 in the morning. OUR KING 🤴🏻

Adam J Wilcox

Wrote that while driving missing some words apologies

Adam J Wilcox

We should Matt and Shane fans the gays with a positive connotation you know and make being gay cool We can call War Mode fans soldiers

PLEASE DONT turn into Bert!!!! Social media is in fact gay!!! And I’m still pretty sure Bert is a closeted homosexual

Aliaune Thiam

Catch you in Lou big dawg, bring that flute!!

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Build up that tattoo bit

matt is like the father from so i married an axe murderer

Shane i appreciated the shoutout to Crusaders Basketball. I grew up in Selinsgrove PA, attended Susquehanna for two years before I dropped out (booze) and transferred to Bloomsburg (also booze). I was there before the River Hawk bullshit. Most of the students there are not true Central PA honkies, but are affluent New Jersey and New England liberals. The place is literally a blueberry in the tomato of republican Selinsgrove.

McCusker is Aberama Gold

Willard is a bastard. How dare he deny a special boy.