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Willard Smith Paytch

🕑 Added 2021-12-15 01:21:07 +0000 UTC

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mattie

lol clicking an old random episode n hearing shane shit on abilene tx where i’m born is so funny he’s rly not wrong abt it

Michael

No chance Matt couldn’t talk for 14 days. Idk about 14 hrs 😂😂

Jackson Zante

the cat who swallowed the canary

I was in the crowd in Abilene back in 2021. Shane was way better that Bert.

If you believe it dude, it is no dream

Lmao youbetterbecarefuline

joel trammell

im in tacoma. are they sold out yet?

Any fellow Dawgs based in Seattle heading down to Tacoma to see Shane on January 13th or 14th for the 7:30 show either night? I’m looking to go but don’t really have a ride and was thinking it’d be nice to bond and go to the show with a fellow dawg

did anyone else notice that Tony Hinchcliffe deleted every single picture of him photoshopped as the joker on EVERY single social media platform he has. That little dude really did wanna be the joker

Matt is Such a Weirdo 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

marshall hurley

Dude I don’t give a fuck I’ll fight Shane

Bih Im 3Hunna

Did I miss the part where Shane was gonna explain the summit date change? Damon Wayans Jr has that weekend now which reminds me of that time his Uncle Marlon bumped Soder… are the dawgs at war with the whole Wayans family?

Large Marge

Being 10 minutes into the new Louis special and not laughing once means you're either gay or retarded or gay and retarded just so you know

joe markson

Shane is funnier than Louis. He's more relatable.

Can we get a new Gerbies episode, please?

C.Stilwell

Don’t flame me for this but I’m 10 minutes in to Louis new special and haven’t laughed once, it honestly seems like a pedo normalization speech more than a comedy special.

Nate Marshall is hilarious on PITM. Don’t put a finger on my butterfinger 😂

So, y’all are going to start multi level marketing Young Loving Oils? Tight, where do I sign up.

Large Marge

Dudes, that new Louis CK special might be his best. I just almost cried when it ended and the Norm dedication flashed on the screen thinking about how Chappelle dedicated his shit to Norm too. Comedy is the best and I'd be lost without it. Big Shane G got a thanks in the credits too.

Shane, if you’re reading comments about yourself all day and then stressing about it, you’re more of a retard than I gave you credit for.

Louis Novak

Shane should definitely be wary of a man who not only thoroughly enjoys doing stand up, but enjoys doing it shirtless. Bert is a self obsessed annoying freak, god bless him though I guess.

Just watching Gardeeny react to there conversation is the funniest thing. Its like watching a mime feign interest.

joe markson

Y'all hiring for a social media/marketing coordinator?! Let's take MSSP to the next level.

C.Stilwell

Shane remember that all true dawgs are IP banned from socials that’s why it all seems negative.

Alex G

Can anyone here help me? I don’t know where else to turn. I know, without a doubt, that I’m sexually attracted to women, and the idea of laying w a man kinda repulses me, the problem is I’m gay. What should I do?

LOL, i am from Abilene and you're not wrong its full of fat gay retarded cowfolk. they cant appreciate the drip and will never be saltlife.

Dr. Siemon’s abortion clinic and pizzeria, no fetus can beat us your loss is our sauce!

I am currently making ammo, as it is my job. I shoot indoor machine guns on a weekly basis. Without proper ventilation, it is certainly bad. I will mask up for extended shooting sessions, especially with suppressors as they blow a lot of gas back. Culture is different everywhere and with everyone, but Matt makes a lot of sense to me. I enjoy journeys and I keep it 432. I’m spiritual but understand what domain I am in. We’re not all alt right trumpers!

I wish the timberland person the worst in life

Chris Mathews Jr.

I will do anything to not listen to ads. I will bump my sub up to $5 to not hear fake shit about about dick pills and online therapy.

Theis

Whoever is wearing that timberland boot needs to seriously reconsider they're life choices and also clean that motherfucker

Social media promotion is major fart sniffage

Jonathan Karleskint

I’m new to Patreon and joined to get more pods from Matt and Shane. Currently on the $1 plan. Am i short changing myself? Just want to get the exclusive pods

the boys chopping it up big willard style

Matt is an Irish mami

Jackson

Just thought of this - the song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by bloodhound gang would be super lit at a comedian concert like skankfest. Okay thank you

q

much swag very wow

Come at me commies

Tough day today for Shane. Had one as well with the roommates. Got accused of not doing dishes. Stings. Tough. Been watching narcos lately. started drinking. switched over to Tom Brady doc. For every minute 30 that he plays great we have to deal with 3 minutes of dog shit (power of words: rule of 3,6,9)We have to come down from that. The bigger you are the harder you fall. Shane you do some fantastic work. As a fan of comedy you are today's top hit. Some days are tough. Especially after knowing what it's like on top I'm sure. Everything turns gay. I promise you that it will strike again. Because you are the captain of the ship and I will go on spreading your word through the word of mouth. Everyone works for you. .. and matt. Just took authority and played nice in the pod. Big things for the kid. HEADLINES: MATT AND SHANE ARE IN TOWN. BEST DUO IN COMEDY! PODCASTS, LIVE PODCAST, STAND UP, AND SKITS. Thank you matt and Shane, Dylan

I liked that part about will smith

Mr. Bob Dobalina

That goddammi foot in the bottom right corner....

James Wheee

Wearing a beater in my front lawn is when im most confident

Large Marge

bro this is the RETURN of the action figures in gay sex positions and I've been waiting WEEKS FOR IT

Hey boot, move!

Look at that faggot Gardini on the couch with that ironic mustache talking at 1/4 speed. I’m onto him.

Lol slouching will do that.

Sick ending

NewFool

also, guardini's weird way of sitting or big clothes makes him look like his legs come directly out of his stomach, no pelvis. did he have his pelvis removed?

NewFool

who put the action figures in gay sex positions? my guess is Matt.

Yeaboi

That Oz Kentucky joke made me choke on my lunch💯

Chris James

Shane is such a funny fat gay guy dude and Matt is basically me and my cousin growing up but funny, can’t get enough of this pod. Is that gay?

Jackson

Matt - please release original flute songs. One could be titled “Negoprison”.

What's up with summit?

Where the fucks the vid dawgs?

Gaurd dawg has no idea hpw to talk loud enough to be heard but is a comedian

Alex G

I’m gay

Video not here for anyone else?

for the love of god if you're going to do ads please make an edited version without ads for patrons, give it to us for $10 a month or something i don't care ads are the gayest thing on earth i will pay more to not get interrupted

joe markson

Open up an LLC. Lease a tour bus as a business expense. Enjoy.

Matt should check out bert's story about Will Smith. https://youtu.be/YTjvIY3CYUk

I’d pay more than a dollar, also can we get gerbies on??

Stephanie Wrye

I can't stand Tom and Bert now and it hurt me to say that also I think these guys should charge more and I will happily pay it. MSSP is genuine and I love these guyz...they earn their keep! <3

Stephanie Wrye

CHARGE MORE. Don't even second guess yourself . Just do it $$$

JoJo TheIdiotCircusBoy

Congrats to Shaman Matt on the new spawn, inshallah

Large Marge

I hope and think the boys deserve as much money as possible as they've given me tons of joy with their casts, however, I hope they remember that one of the truest truths in this world is that money is absolutely an agent of corruption and spiritual ruin. And I say this as a 10 dollar big spender: just keep it real. It's why you are so loved, Dawgs. A lot of the dudes I loved just a year ago I can no longer stomach because they have become a bit fraudulent as the dollars have rolled in. (Segura, Kreischer, Bobby Lee, Schultz, etc). A man sacrifices a small part of his soul when he reads an advertisement because he is telling a lie. It's unfortunate and unavoidable. I'm gay for sure and I'll be here regardless.

numami

Kinda loving the flute to be honest

kevin

Yo can y'all bring back the SODTAOE hoodies. Trying to look fly as hell

I know it's Not your guys fault but Patreon is actually the biggest piece of shit I’ve ever seen. How does this fucking shitstain app stay so bad.

KGN215

Get guard dog outta here, still cant speak into a mike right

Aliaune Thiam

Raise it to $5 a month and get the riff raff out of here

Aliaune Thiam

Definitely secure the bag lads

The bug out potion is just 24 oz of miller lite.

Gardini really is a wop ass twink

JD Vance Refrigeration

Matt is Legend

Treye

When I was 11 years old I wished upon a falling star that I woild one day meet will smith. I’m pretty sure he’s a cornerstone of pedowood and I’m really curious why they always made him dance like a drag queen, but my wish never came true.

“Did you check out the will smith book?” If Matt asked that it would have led to Bert telling his will smith story, hes worked with smith for the travel channel or something. Matt would have gotten a better idea of who smith is. Never doubt yourself shaman.

O'Conner's I think.

Old dawgz is right. Check out YouTube for old Johnny Carson live reads for Alpo during "The Tonight Show". Hilarious.

I got a sample of CBD called "Smacked" with hemp oil, peppermint & frankincense that supposedly was formulated to calm you down if you smoke too much paranoia flower. It works, but I use so much THC/CBD and some Delta-8 for pain & anti-inflammation I rarely get paranoid.

Congrats on the second bairn Matt & Brittney.

romperstomper96

All im sayin is if you fat mf charge more than $1, I will leave. then ill kms. I will not be financially cucked.

Wyatt

Do whatever it takes to get paper. I need my dawgs to be filthy rich.

Richard

Raise the patreon price for everyone to $4 and stop being afraid of upsetting your fans u cow wards. The longer u wait the worse it'll be

Doubt he was going to try to be Brent

I delete my apps from my Home Screen but leave them downloaded and have all notifications off to stay off social medias. Been effective so far. Start with notifications off for a week then delete from the screen so you know it’s there but it’s slightly more work to get to it and you tend to find something else to do.

I like to imagine Shane with a KFC bucket on his head, eating zyn pouches like they’re percocet’s .

Dude please dont be Burt, he was you but went the traditional route, had to censor himself. You made it through the gauntlet and are more popular than ever. You are one of the only good comics I can share with the normies at work and the friends who know shit, also the Burt operation is leeching off of you. Just trust your gut brotha, you dont need the fake shit. The grass isn't greener. Love the pod, charge more we dont give af, anything to keep you able to tell jokes freely. I'm so gay for typing this story but I hope it reaches shane.

please tell me shane isnt swallowing the zyn pouches

Nice episode. Appreciated the conversation

This is true, but also mean. Don’t project this negativity into the universe bro

Sorry I've been on the Cuervo.

Guys $1 a month is f*cki*ng r*t*rded, start grandfathering ASAP.

Booker T

Bet $500 Matt will have another girl. He didn’t second load deep from the back correctly to make a male

damn we really do live in a society. great pod.

Sponsors will always be gay.

Superhater

awesome ep

Just noticed that Caravaggio back there... I think I need to hear a history lesson on that fella

Amen. I read this in wigger voice and it means more I think.

Damaraja

I’ll pay more. Increase to 3 bucks. Just keep the sponsor ads off the paytch. 🤙

Fum is fine. I have one that I don’t use, but when I try to quit smoking twice a year I pretend it helps. Plus “I’m Fumin” is already part of the lexicon. It’s Basically Madden yellin “BOOM tough actin Tanactin” and no one had a problem with that. That reference is for the old dawgz. Make your money boys.

B-Eazy

Mehmet Oz is huge anti-guns. So if that's you're thing, go for it.

when Matt plays that flute hes thinking about Willy

Is the new sponsor of the cast Will by Will Smith

Abuelito

I got off the phone and social media (I make tik toks because they get an uplifting response but never watch the feed) and immediately started the same level of addiction to the dawgs, los and tim dillon.

I like the grandfather rule, gardini likes grandfather stool

Daniel Frankel

It's iodine not hydrogen peroxide lol. You can gargle hydrogen peroxide but don't do a nasal cleanse of hydrogen peroxide lmao. Watch Rogies

Keep Fishing

Dox any motherfucker that shit talks the ads

I think Ron White is the guy that came up with the Black Pepper Corn stage trick. He would get too high before going on stage and have mad anxiety so chew a couple black pepper corns right before going up and it eases the high. Believe it was a Native American practice too.

All I wanna know is what Gardini is laughing at on his phone

I don’t care if y’all do ads for vaginal cream in the middle of the pod, get that fuckin check bois. Tell em this what we do, if ya don’t like it, don’t give us money to promote it on the show. EZ bank let’s get it dawgs. Trust me, we don’t care if you run a couple ads, EVERY single other pod we all listen too have at least an ad or two. We know you’re not sellin out, just getting an extra check for that new baby and new baby girl no sweat