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Honeymoon Paytch

🕑 Added 2021-10-28 23:48:41 +0000 UTC

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Michael

Bros, I’m much better now but there was a time I was out of control doom scrolling tik tok. One day I scrolled for like five hours. I was disgusted with myself. 😂😂

Garret

Wrestling figurines are “rehearsing”

https://littlethings.com/family-and-parenting/guests-food-poisoning-wedding

Somebody needs to sock Gardini for never speaking into the mic

Gardini is a Dachshund

Daniel Frankel

Gardini looking like Jake Gyllenhaal if you ordered him off wish app

LisaPizza

I literally can't hear a thing 'stache is saying lol

Show us the sheets!!!

Damn Guarddog looks like he’s there against his will lol

Alex

Congrats on the sex king

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

congrats brother.

Thank you boyz couldn’t ask for a better group of fine uncles. Just remember “as pretty as she may seem, that doesn’t mean she’s 18.”

Dawg, congrats! I got two of my own fatties. Enjoy it man; even the 'shit' parts cause each age is like a new kid for the first few years. I for sure shed lube through my eyeballs every so often as they grow up.

Ryan McAuley

Congrats

Gentlemen, Another young bull was added to the herd on Halloween in the year of our lord 21. It’s my first kid and he’s a strong 8 lbs 20” long. How good is our God!? Hope y’all have a Shrek 1 day dawgs.

WOW! COOL!

Zach Buckman

I live in Newark DE and it’s magical knowing the exact BWW that got wreaked havoc on by Matt 😂

shoutout to gard dawgs high ass in the background

Get the goddamn Gard-dawg a mic stand. It’s time boys.

IDK what's more entertaining? The cast or watching Gardini enjoy the cast.

Swag

Alexander Khlapov

Reddit Nurse " Ms Lemons" you are welcome

Alexander Khlapov

All the tik tok and shorts...you will notice a real "bored" feeling sooner or later, you brain gets used to seeing those and depression sips in really soon after that.

Powerful Primate26

I met Gillis and Mark Normand again, plus Joe List this time, 2 days ago at Soul Joel for the Tuesdays with Stories podcast. It was cold AF out but worth every goddamn penny! Matt and Shane Secret Podcast Forever! SODTAOE TAOESOD

Alex Blankenship

SYDA yoga foundation is full of great teachers. Oddly enough, a lot of nuns and priests subscribe to Kashmir Shiavism. Check it out Matt.

Large Marge

Gardini went full retard at 3:20 funniest shit I ever seen

Large Marge

He thinks it's pussy

Matt and Shane took my paytch v card

Matt I got a burner Wechat account if you wanna scope out the chinee socials

N

Read Pirate Utopias by Peter Lamborn Wilson for gay pirate stories

N

Hell yeah, way better than Dune

Hosk (damnedmelody)

"a guy in my family"...

Tell the guard dog to stop scratching his armpits and sniffing his hand

0709 CST. Taking a shit at work.

Curtis Wood

Mentioning the old test I feel like a born again Christian

Gardini manages to look like Rain Man & Tom Cruise at the same time in one body.

ROB

Was cool of Jake Gyllenhaal to stop by

Lance

“National Treasure level flag” so funny

Lance

Guard Dog needs to crank that mic up it is infuriatingly quiet

Turn up garddawg

gardini at 0.01 decibels.. classic

Adam Skorupskas

The Last Duel rules!

Gardini is the only one wearing headphones but I can't hear a fucking word he says

Adam Skorupskas

I have been a mop swinger my whole life. Yall don't know nothing about the horrors of lady restrooms.

Richie G

SG new Nike drip is phat

Bro was buggin out

gardini so high bro

Ef Aye Jesus

Molesticide

Ef Aye Jesus

Tell garddawg to turn up his pussy audio

Gardini is in control of his own volume and wearing headphones, but we still can barely hear him.

Spiritually ascending through uhaul might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

Sup fucks

Shane a central PA unit and no mention of Shady Maple Smorgasboard in the buffet talk?

Great EP. run some ads If you want bros stack ur bread the dawgs won’t mind!

Fear is the mind-killer

exterminate the brutes was pretty interesting. sick paytch this week.

marshall hurley

Hail paimon

Our God is a generous god.

do i have to go through the patreon portal to see the unlisted youtube vid or can link it to my google account so new petreon vids show in my feed?

Lol, Shane is a ninja with using the ole leg cross as an invisibility cloak to fondle his gaint balls every pod.. Modern day Al Bundy just embrace it my dude your with the boys 🤙🥷

coffinspire

Pod is alive

Ernie Page Michael Jon

Spooky.

Ernie Page Michael Jon

It's all fun and games until you mess with Scientology.

this patreon update so much better

g Man

A guy in my family owns a buffet in upstate New York. He stays non stop bitching about all the stealing that goes on there. Good place for a refuel post crack binge apparently

Jeff Stacey

And its not even Cumtown.

Large Marge

Gardini is still wackin off multiple times a day and lying about it by saying he's only doing it once. That mustache is the perfect look for someone who can't stop molesting himself.

Jeff Stacey

Every episode gets a slurry of tiny penis comments. I fucking love it its hilarious

Here we go!!!

The Fart of the Deal

Garrett Reid

Boys have you speaking on the pirate talk and being historically accurate. Have you seen “Taboo” on FX with Tom hardy. All about the east India trading company. Only one season but it’s truly an epic tale

Shane saw his shadow and declared that big dick summer is over and it’s teenis time