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🕑 Added 2021-10-13 22:17:18 +0000 UTC

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Matt

Kyle, send me your info. I’ll get the next flight out there.

Kyle Abel

Matt, you'll never see this, but I'll host you and your family any day. I own a dairy farm milking 400 cows and cropping 800 acres in Central Wisconsin. I think you'd love it!!

Luke Sanders

yo FUCK Jeeebo

Jeeebo

yo FUCK shane

Scag 61” zero turn is valid

If the dawgs are ever touring in Des Moines I’ll put Matt to work in the fields like a…hard working white boy

Dawgs, pig farmer from Iowa listening back during corn harvest y’all have been getting me through this harvest season

Aaron Wagner

the lads are buzzinnnn

just my side but i will say that i joined paytch like a month ago and if the min was $5 i wouldnt have joined. now my estate lawyer will have to cancel it probably. now id pay more having listened to almost everything lol but the first step is hard

My favorite part is when Farmer Matt didn't know what to call the "attachment you pull behind the tractor to cut the lower fields"...Bush-hog, Matt.

I was at the late show Saturday in Chicago and I’d say the new material is even better than the special was.

NotaTeacher

When I first found and listened to this podcast I was annoyed with Matt, then I realized the reason I was annoyed is because Matt and I are the fucking same person.

Tanner Cloyd

I am the Shane of my friends group. I am not emotionally prepared to be bullied

Jay Williams

fag

shane looks like AJ soprano in the club tryna be cool. Matt looks like his whack friend. Love the shows fellas keep it up.

Jam Central Station

Yes actually lol.

Jam Central Station

Lmao ^^^ that's oddly specific lol stop projecting your self-anxieties onto others, I'm nothing like Matt or Shane

Do any other men quietly think to themselves "if I was hanging out with Shane, and he turned his attentions towards me for a weekend, he just might be able to make me cry" ?

I really hope so

Shane gonna be in Detroit with Louis?

Brian Brian is a mindless podcast listener. If the pods dead, who will he base his 'personality' off of

you love the idea? that YOU presented

coffinspire

Would you say that again without crying?

Jam Central Station

Would you shut the fuck up?

The dogs should definitely put out a comic..... I'd nerd out w the boys for sho....love the idea

coffinspire

Pod is dead

5

Great cast

True shit though look into regenerative agriculture. That chemical usage aligning with the Dust Bowl is no joke. Basically we got chemicals in farming because the government brought back chemicals from the things being used during WWI to kill people and then they started using it on the land. It’s not healthy and it’s not sustainable.

Garrett Brady

Totally unrelated, just heard an old bonfire episode…..WTF do you mean Boondock Saints doesn’t hold up? You bon bon eating while you watch Bridget Jones Diary son of a bitch. I’m just fucking with you. But for real the Saints still hold up.

James

War Zone

Holy fuck this pod just gets better and better, top comedy pod. What other comedy pods are you all listening to?

seabass

Turned on the paytch, drifted away for a nice afternoon nap as I snickered to the idea of Matt the farmer...wake up half an hour later with the boys still talking about farming lol

Brian

RIP JStark

I got the damn jab but refuse to participate in the passport bullshit too. Shame I live 5 minutes from the place. Ain’t mad at you Shane but that’s how it is

every time i go home my friend tries to convince me he could be special forces and more recently it’s sf or firefighting

tommy v

So happy I joined the patreon best deal out there

Speaking of Macafee or people who hopefully faked their death R.I.P. JStark I hope you're still alive

Garrett Brady

I second this

Garrett Brady

Hahahahaha 🤣

If Matt grows 2 potatoes successfully I'll put them in my ass.

JONATHAN A. MCSWEENEY

Let's see Matt grow 2 tomato plants.

Carlin “I’m Polish, but my sausage is more like a cooked breakfast link” Hantz.

I just checked it out after listening the free ep. It’s pretty funny. Each ep is only about 7min. It’s worth checking out for sure!

JONATHAN A. MCSWEENEY

What is this Promo Code podcast Shane is talking about?

yall should just charge 2 bucks a month

Scottys unite!

I am asking the Bull to support our Unions. Good Dawgs are out here on the street while corporations are risking our frosted flakes with scab labor.

Congrats young bull. Hope y’all bring the tour to Austin. That’s a dream lineup.

American dad is way better than family guy

I'm a large scale poultry farmer and shane is correct. It's pretty gnarly.

rusty shackleford

Yo can I put in a request to make Shane do another tardcore history. It’s been too long

Clarksons farm on Amazon, check it out

Lmao none of you know anything about farming

FREE GRUDEN. I was actually coming back around on Gru dog. I had a few yrs where he just was not tolerable / over dramatic MNF reporting. But prob past year - I was like “OK Gruden. “ Funny how NFL was investigating Washington football team execs for the sexual assault claims and stumbled upon Gruden emails unrelated to that but do trash the NFL commish and they thought… let’s switch gears here and release this specific info and crush Gruden.

The giraffe

Matt’s notion of farming is much more hippie than “tough guy.” I live in the corn belt. His anti chemical stance would get him dismissed by the “tough guy” farmers that control the state government. They don’t even care about clean drinking water.

Large Marge

Samesies. "I'm the one who got off the bus, left 50 million dollars on the bus, and walked." -Dave Chappelle

Have fun playing to anti-football pussies at Keswick. Returned my tickets

Inmate ID# 2904055

Shane is so funny. "Hard work sucks, I'm telling you guys!"

- Free Gruden -

Large Marge

Earlier this year I bought tickets to see Louie at the Kimmel center in Philly and the Keswick in glenside and then got refunded because they put that passport/mask bullshit in place. Shane and Louie is the dream. Really hope they play venues that aren't run by nazis so I can see that shit.

African Rose

get kilah

MoldyToad

American Dad is better than Family Guy. Cleveland Show is better than both. South Park is Shrek 1

Daniel Thornton

O’Conniez sticks his head in the fuckin wet sand!

Daniel Thornton

Louie Tour LFGoooooo

The boys have been in fine form lately and I’m lovin it

Hosk (damnedmelody)

Hahaha I would think more so Billy and spud than Matt

Matt you don’t wanna fuck the rock guys that are that jacked are always boring fucks with small dicks ALWAYS

Bo Tri

I will donate money to a Matt Brain Study fun can someone start the kickstarter

Holy shit congrats Shane on the Louie tour you are the fuckin man. You deserve all the amazing things that are coming your way .

That was a real ripper. Nice work

I think McCusker would like Owen Benjamin

Matt hype yourself up to be an awesome gardener first, then crush the farm world

Chill derek. Only love here.

DEREKvs TheWorld

poser

"I have a stingy penis and I have to sit here and listen to how great Matt could be." XD

Sus out clarksons farm on Amazon’s prime

Jason Deruko

The kings

Dan

Hope Chris‘s libtard ass isn’t mucking it up in this one too

Lucas Jones

Farming rules matt ur welcome to farm trees w me and the fam if ur ever in central jers

Hank

Thank you bros


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